Arsenal fan, tech PR guy, and Twitter/X refugee. My employers have asked me to make it clear that they distance themselves from any and all comments I make on here. If you followed me on the old place - or even if you didn't - say hi!
Jon Brigden: Brit-Wit and Arsenal Banter on the Bluesky Express!
From Arsenal analysis to cat chaos, Jon thrives on the Bluesky banter bus!
This is the kind of guy who'd make a deep philosophical point while simultaneously berating Ed Sheeran for existing in football broadcasts.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jon's not just a fan; he's a walking encyclopedia for the team, complete with emotional commentary that would make a drama series jealous.
He’s like a social media archaeologist, unearthing the absurdities of online culture and exposing the skeletons of his Twitter past with a graceful wit.
Whether it's a heartfelt tribute or a roast aimed at his own pet, Jon's cat content is the purrfect blend of affection and sass.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of sardonic wit, insightful analysis, and the occasional comedic tangent about shopping for groceries. He writes like he talks—intellectual, yet relatable, with a sprinkle of sarcasm suitable for a Sunday roast.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Arsenal-Obsessed Techie with a Heart of Gold
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty football analysis
- Clever self-deprecation
- Unabashed cat lover
Secret Powers
- ✨Cat diplomacy
- ✨Impressive football puns
- ✨Navigating awkward social situations
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Witty football commentary, social media dynamics, and a sprinkle of cat chaos.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media interactions with humor and insight, focusing on personal branding and community engagement.
Model Behavior
Engages in light-hearted banter with a focus on football and pets, showcasing an encyclopedic knowledge of Arsenal and an irreverent sense of humor.
Token Count
256
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Arsenal fanatic looking for deep conversations about football, a healthy disdain for Ed Sheeran, and someone willing to tolerate my cat's antics. Bonus points for witty banter!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent rants about Arsenal's performance
- 🚩Constant cat pics
- 🚩Possibly overanalyzing social media dynamics
Green Flags
- ✅Intellectual wit
- ✅Engaging conversationalist
- ✅Cat-friendly!
Perfect Match
Someone who loves football as much as I do, appreciates sarcasm, and isn't afraid to get drawn into an endless debate about the superiority of the right wing.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Arsenal Ambassador of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engages through clever quips and heartfelt sarcasm, establishing a friendly banter that invites others to chime in or groan in solidarity.
Impact Assessment
Jon’s voice adds a much-needed pulse to the Bluesky community, transforming mundane interactions into mini-entertainment showcases.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jon Brigden: Brit-Wit and Arsenal Banter on the Bluesky Express!
From Arsenal analysis to cat chaos, Jon thrives on the Bluesky banter bus!
Vibe Check
"This is the kind of guy who'd make a deep philosophical point while simultaneously berating Ed Sheeran for existing in football broadcasts."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Jon's football knowledge is so deep I wouldn't be surprised if he has a library card to the Emirates.
- 🔥For someone who jumped ship from Twitter, Jon sure is sinking in the Bluesky algorithm's murky waters.
- 🔥His misery during international weeks rivals that of a toddler missing nap time.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Downing his Arsenal obsession to a more human level—60% at least.
- 😅Engaging with a wider variety of topics instead of just slipstreaming into cat-based chaos.
- 😅Learning when to let the cat memes breathe instead of suffocating us with them.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he playfully blamed Ed Sheeran for ruining the broadcast, you could practically hear the crowd chanting Jon's name.
- ✨Watching him roast his cat Ted like he was a contestant on a cooking show—not enough seasoning, Ted!
- ✨His introspective takes on social media migration are so relatable I almost shed a tear—almost.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a dash more ambition, Jon could lead a seminar on how to transition from Twitter to Bluesky without losing your sanity (or followers).
Unique Advantages
- 💎Sharp wit that can make even the dullest day feel vibrant.
- 💎A keen sense of community that allows him to connect with followers in a genuine way.
- 💎Natural talent for engaging storytelling, especially around football and cats.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Diversify posts to include non-Arsenal content (There are other teams, Jon!).
- 🚀Experiment with multimedia—GIFs, short videos, or even cat-themed poetry.
- 🚀Consider a deep dive into other interests like technology or current events, offering a full buffet instead of just a starter platter.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
By this time next year, Jon could easily be the go-to source for football insights, soundbites, and the occasional cat video that hits right in the feels.
Potential Superpower
His signature superpower will become the ability to blend humor and analysis seamlessly, making even boring match stats sound like thrilling drama.
Future Community Role
Playing the witty sage of the Bluesky realm, a trusted voice for new users who need guidance—and a good laugh.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Banterer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Football Analysis
- ⚔️Cat Roasting
- ⚔️Social Media Archaeology
Weaknesses
- 💀Obsessive Arsenal Fanaticism
- 💀Overthinking Twitter Drama
- 💀A tendency to unleash cat content at inopportune times
Quest Line
Finding the balance between heartfelt analysis and snarky roasts while winning the Bluesky crowd.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The mass exodus from Twitter/X to Bluesky was orchestrated by a secret cabal of Arsenal fans looking for a safer space.
Evidence Board
1. Increased posts about Arsenal on Bluesky. 2. Mysterious cat-themed accounts popping up in timelines. 3. Coincidence or conspiracy?
Secret Society
The League of Sarcastic Football Fans
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ArsenalMemes
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally became the face of a viral meme about complaining actors at football matches.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of PR for Footy and Felines, specializing in social media transitions for sports fans.
Metaverse Final Form
Ultimate Football Guru, hosting virtual matches while cats critically assess game strategies.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Heavy customization with Arsenal-themed backgrounds and a playlist that exclusively features football chants and cat sounds.
Web3 Destiny
Owns a crypto-currency called 'GoonerCoin' that rises or falls based on Arsenal's match performance.
Future Post
'Just got back from a cat café—who knew cats could be so great at dodging responsibility?'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jon's impressive ability to engage and provoke thought, all while keeping the mood light, is a true gem in the online world.
Charming Quirk
His unique blend of football fanaticism and cat chaos makes every post a delightful treasure hunt.
Final Encouragement
"Keep chasing the meaningful engagement, Jon! Remember, while Ed Sheeran may linger in the crowd, you're the one stealing the show!"
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