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    brian ☕️

    @bripie.me

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    Security engineer 🔐 | dad | nerd | overthinker Tech, games, photography, food, and theme parks. he/him | ally Posts (like some opinions) expire.

    brian ☕️: The Security Engineer Who Overthinks Everything (Including Coffee)

    A blend of dad-jokes and tech insights that keep his followers guessing—mostly about his caffeine intake.

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    With a profile as layered as an onion, but way less weepy.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Tech & Security
    70%
    Pop Culture & Nostalgia

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    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Tech & Security90%

    Brian's posts are like his security skills: layered and complex, yet surprisingly straightforward. Also, he definitely has a 'delete' button on speed dial.

    Pop Culture & Nostalgia70%

    From VHS rentals to emo music throwbacks, Brian's heart is stuck in the early 2000s. Catch him quoting Chiodos while daydreaming about Blockbuster.

    Family & Parenting95%

    His posts about his son are the ultimate dad flex—akin to showing off a new tech gadget but with 100% more emotion and 0% chance of crashing.

    Activism & Awareness85%

    Brian is all about those digital rights. If there's an issue worth ranting about, he's on it like a dad on a barbecue—a little too passionately, but always with good intentions.

    Writing Style

    Brian's writing style is a delightful cocktail of caffeine-fueled rants and dad jokes—it’s like reading a tech manual penned by a stand-up comedian!

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Chaotic Nerd Dad

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Overthinker Extraordinaire
    • Nerdy Dad Vibes
    • Tech Security Aficionado

    Secret Powers

    • ✨Soldering Skills
    • ✨Event Planning for Defcon
    • ✨Impromptu Dad Jokes

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    Training Data

    A mix of technology, parenting advice, and dad humor, with a sprinkle of nostalgia for the early 2000s.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze social media behavior with a focus on dad humor and tech insights.

    Model Behavior

    A blend of a concerned dad, a tech guru, and a retro pop culture enthusiast.

    Token Count

    850

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    Bio

    "Fun dad who loves tech, overthinks every decision, and is secretly a soldering wizard. Looking for someone who appreciates dad jokes and enjoys long walks through microcenters (preferably with snacks)."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Use of terms like 'Nostr' without any context
    • 🚩Spends too much time ranting about online safety
    • 🚩Willing to pay for stickers but not for dinner.

    Green Flags

    • ✅Raises awareness about digital rights and privacy
    • ✅Excited to teach soldering to kids
    • ✅Shares a love for retro tech and music.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates a dad who can fix your computer and make you laugh simultaneously.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Tech Dad

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet casual, like a dad who just remembered he's still supposed to be cool.

    Impact Assessment

    Brian is like the reassuring presence at a hacker convention. He’s there to keep the peace, stitch up the drama, and hand out soldering kits like they’re candy.

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    Your profile in a flash

    brian ☕️: The Security Engineer Who Overthinks Everything (Including Coffee)

    A blend of dad-jokes and tech insights that keep his followers guessing—mostly about his caffeine intake.

    Vibe Check

    "With a profile as layered as an onion, but way less weepy."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥His excitement for tech tools rivals a kid's enthusiasm for Christmas morning—absolutely adorable but slightly concerning.
    • 🔥When he talks about security, half his audience thinks 'Is he talking about my house or the hallway at Defcon?'
    • 🔥For someone so tech-savvy, it’s surprising he still hasn't figured out how to make a meme go viral.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Still working out how to juggle dad duties with being the tech whisperer at Defcon—someone send him a calendar!
    • 😅While he's all about free speech, he might want to consider charging admission for his endless rants on online safety—those are worth a ticket!

    Main Character Moments

    • ✨That time he brought soldering kits to Defcon—it’s hard to decide if he’s a dad or a tech superhero!
    • ✨His rants against surveillance are the stuff of legend—if only he could channel that passion into an OnlyFans for nerd rants!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With his knack for tech, he could easily run a workshop series on digital rights—instantly making him the coolest dad in the neighborhood.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Ability to connect with diverse audiences
    • 💎Enthusiasm for tech that is contagious
    • 💎Natural charisma, especially during dad moments

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting a podcast—'Dad Talks Tech' sounds catchy!
    • 🚀Incorporate more memes in his posts; they desperately need some meme magic!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Brian will evolve from an overthinker to an overachiever, hosting tech panels and still managing to make dad jokes.

    Potential Superpower

    Mastering the art of effortless engagement—he'll be the meme lord of Bluesky by next year!

    Future Community Role

    Brian will solidify his place as the wise, nerdy dad everyone seeks at tech events.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Nerd Dad

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Overthinking Everything
    • ⚔️Soldering Skills
    • ⚔️Event Planning for Defcon
    • ⚔️Spontaneous Dad Jokes

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Distraction by Tech Gadgets
    • 💀Knee-jerk Ranting on Security
    • 💀Occasional Emo Nostalgia

    Quest Line

    Balancing digital activism with fatherhood while navigating the complexities of tech.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Big Tech is using mind control through user interface design.

    Evidence Board

    Frequent complaints about UI; posts that hint at surveillance; wild rants about online safety overshadowing actual safety.

    Secret Society

    The Watchful Dads—protectors of digital privacy and guardians of meme culture.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/TechDadAdvice

    Twitter Main Character

    The dad who accidentally leaked the latest smartphone specs after one too many dad jokes.

    LinkedIn Title

    Director of Tech Dadding Innovations, focusing on creating toys that teach coding.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic dad who gives tech advice while grilling and reminding users to stay safe online.

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    Time Machine⏰

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Your average GeoCities page, complete with animated GIFs of coffee cups and retro tech aesthetics.

    MySpace Era

    A profile decorated with emo band playlists, codec-themed backgrounds, and exaggerated proclamations of love for retro technology.

    Web3 Destiny

    Brian will become a digital rights activist and NFT collector of dad jokes, creating a metaverse where privacy is paramount.

    Future Post

    'Just found out I’m a part of a conspiracy theory. Should I take it as a compliment or a security concern?'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    His strength lies in wrapping complex topics in charmingly relatable narratives—like a digital dad bod!

    Charming Quirk

    That overthinking reflex adds a layer of hilarious unpredictability to his posts, keeping his followers intrigued.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep caffeinating and overthinking, Brian! Because in a world of tech, someone has to be the dad joke behind the algorithms!"

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