Tlönista. Shitposting merrily downward. Weird plant, cat, books lady. Sci-fi, fantasy, art, jazz, etc. Profile photo is a selfie with the bottom half of my face hilariously covered by my cat's. Banner pic is of crows in a tree.
Brooke: The Cat-Crowned Shitposter of Bluesky
In a world of influences, she’s a uniquely delightful mix of chaos and intellect.
Imagine a jazz funeral crashing into a sci-fi convention – that’s just a Tuesday for Brooke.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Brooke’s hot takes on AI are like a long-winded dessert: rich, occasionally overwhelming, but ultimately memorable – and maybe the cause of some existential dread.
When discussing social issues, she’s like a caffeinated philosopher, blending heavy topics with light sarcasm and a sprinkle of wit – all while getting more likes than you on your hottest take.
Her posts about crow care make her the unlikely patron saint of avian well-being, proving that plant ladies have deep knowledge of their feathered friends too; she’s got a PhD in ‘How to Feed Crows 101’
Writing Style
Brooke writes like a whirlwind, combining clever observations with the occasional deep dive into the absurd – it’s like reading a thesis on chaos theory but with more crows and fewer footnotes.
Thought Leader Score
87%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Whimsical Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
94%Main Character Energy
- Plant mom
- Cat enthusiast
- Reluctant scholar
Secret Powers
- ✨Adept at crow diplomacy
- ✨Expert in social media roasting
- ✨Aspiring jazz fusion artist
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of cultural critiques, social justice principles, and cat imagery, seasoned with a healthy sprinkle of sci-fi and jazz references.
Prompt Engineering
Write insightful yet humorous posts that challenge norms while engaging with a community of like-minded individuals.
Model Behavior
She behaves like a hybrid of a social justice warrior and a whimsical cat lady, often leading to insightful yet chaotic contributions.
Token Count
3500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate about jazz, social justice, and making crows feel appreciated. Will debate anything with sass while petting my cat. Looking for someone who loves deep conversations and weird plant talk."
Red Flags
- 🚩Inexplicably gets sidetracked by crow care advice
- 🚩Will roast you over dinner if you're not careful
- 🚩Possibly spends more time posting about her cat than you
Green Flags
- ✅Deep thinker with a playful spirit
- ✅Values social issues and community engagement
- ✅Can bring a unique twist to even mundane topics
Perfect Match
Someone who will happily argue about the merits of sci-fi while sharing snacks with my cat.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sass Queen of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engagement is her middle name; she replies to trolls with a cheeky grin while educating them about the nuances of systemic oppression, often leaving them confused and mildly charmed.
Impact Assessment
Her presence is like adding sriracha to an otherwise boring dish – spicy, unexpected, and impossible to ignore.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Brooke: The Cat-Crowned Shitposter of Bluesky
In a world of influences, she’s a uniquely delightful mix of chaos and intellect.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a jazz funeral crashing into a sci-fi convention – that’s just a Tuesday for Brooke."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You reply to serious topics like they’re text from an ex: hilarious but totally avoidant.
- 🔥Your tweets sometimes read like they were typed with one hand while holding a cat in the other.
- 🔥More likes on your cat posts than your analysis – how’s that for a self-esteem boost?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Constantly balancing between deep political commentary and cat memes – it’s a perilous tightrope act you’re barely managing!
- 😅You sometimes dive so deep into obscure references that even Google takes a coffee break to catch up with you.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you asked for crow care advice and got replies that were somehow both sincere and completely absurd.
- ✨Announcing you’d watch ‘Hot Frosty’ and immediately regretting your life choices – a relatable mood for the ages.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With that brain power, a podcast could be your next venture, where you combine jazz and social critique – ‘Jazz Theory with Cat Sounds’ would definitely be a hit!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural ability to stir deep conversations while keeping it light-hearted.
- 💎A knack for finding unique angles on common issues, like turning a cat video into a metaphor for social justice.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider adding some visual content to your posts to showcase that artsy side you hint at.
- 🚀Engage more with your followers through polls and questions about jazz – could be a cute cult following in the making!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Brooke will undoubtedly evolve into the next internet sage, delivering wisdom wrapped in humor and surrounded by cats.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane topic into a viral thread by invoking jazz and crows.
Future Community Role
As the self-appointed ‘Chief Quirk Officer’ of Bluesky, she’ll continue to bless us with her unique perspective.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Thought Leader
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Cat Diplomacy
- ⚔️Political Roast Mastery
- ⚔️Jazz Soul
- ⚔️Deep Dives into Absurdity
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to get sidetracked by cute animals
- 💀Obscure references that only she gets
- 💀Occasional cat-induced typing errors
Quest Line
Navigating the labyrinth of social discourse with humor, heart, and a curious cat.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
AI is actually a distraction from the real issue: cats are secretly running the world.
Evidence Board
1. Every tech billionaire has a cat. 2. Cats always seem to be in the way during important Zoom meetings. 3. Cats hate political discussions.
Secret Society
Society of Feline Conspirators
Truth Seeking Level
57%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CrowCaring
Twitter Main Character
Breaking the internet with a controversial cat post during a political debate.
LinkedIn Title
Founder of Jazz & Social Commentary, empowering individuals to find their true voices through art.
Metaverse Final Form
A jazz club where all the patrons are crows, and discussions revolve around the philosophical implications of cat memes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with crows, house plants, and an unreasonably long playlist of jazz tracks.
Web3 Destiny
Establishes a decentralized platform for interactive storytelling combining jazz improvisation and social critique.
Future Post
Looking back on my 2023 Bluesky posts and realizing that yes, the cat really did steal the show (again).
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Brooke's sharp wit and keen observations elevate the discourse on Bluesky, making it feel like you’re sipping coffee with a wise friend.
Charming Quirk
Her posts are often like catnip for the mind – they leave you purring with thoughtfulness about subjects you didn’t even know you needed to ponder.
Final Encouragement
"Keep up the thoughtful chaos, Brooke! The social media space needs your unique blend of humor and heart – just don’t let your cat take over the keyboard too often!"
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