Self published author of books nobody buys, liberal loud mouth. Me/my books: https://www.lulu.com/spotlight/brucecoffman "Resistance" website I'd love to get thriving: https://brucecoffman89.wixsite.com/leftisright #BlueAnon
Bruce Coffman: The Self-Published Loudmouth We Never Knew We Needed
A delightful mix of political outrage and quirky self-promotion, wrapped in a whole lot of sass.
Part literary activist, part meme lord, Bruce is the chaotic good of our Bluesky universe.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Bruce serves up political hot takes with the spice of a thousand chili peppers, leaving followers both enlightened and slightly bewildered.
From self-publishing angst to cries for website engagement—Bruce's self-promotion is an art form that belongs in the Louvre of the self-published.
Whether dissecting the absurdities of media personalities or reflecting on missed opportunities in pop culture, Bruce makes snarky observations that feel like group therapy for the disenfranchised.
Writing Style
Bruce's style is like the wittiest friend at a bar who narrates the absurdity of life while trying to convince you to buy their self-published book.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Liberal loudmouth
- Self-deprecating humor
- Engagement with followers
Secret Powers
- ✨Writing sharply humorous critiques
- ✨Embedding random YouTube links like a pro
- ✨Turning political rants into shareable memes
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, memes, and self-help literature.
Prompt Engineering
Create a self-aware, politically-engaged commentary bot with a penchant for humor and irony.
Model Behavior
A mix between a snarky GPT and a sarcastic commentator, often referencing contemporary politics and pop culture.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Loudmouth liberal looking for someone to share politically charged banter and questionable YouTube links. Bonus points if you understand the value of a good self-published novel!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with politics (but who isn’t?)
- 🚩Frequent typos would haunt your dreams.
- 🚩Occasionally demands attention like a diva.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice and equality.
- ✅Loves a good laugh amidst the chaos.
- ✅Can discuss literature while throwing shade.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates sharp humor, champions for the underdog, and isn’t shy about their own political views—may also have a side of sass!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Artist Formerly Known as the Twitter Provocateur
Conversation Style
Engagingly confrontational with a touch of caffeinated enthusiasm—imagine a liberal comedian at a political rally, but with a keyboard instead of a mic.
Impact Assessment
Bruce is like a tornado of authenticity in the Bluesky community; where others offer bland weather reports, he creates a storm of spirited debate and laughter.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Bruce Coffman: The Self-Published Loudmouth We Never Knew We Needed
A delightful mix of political outrage and quirky self-promotion, wrapped in a whole lot of sass.
Vibe Check
"Part literary activist, part meme lord, Bruce is the chaotic good of our Bluesky universe."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Every time you say 'self-published,' a literary agent cries.
- 🔥Your political rants are like artisanal hot sauce—deliciously spicy but best used in moderation.
- 🔥For someone who's boycotting YouTube, you sure do love posting links to it.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅That keyboard gift you asked for... might be a good idea after all.
- 😅Less typos, more readability! Is it a GoFundMe for a new keyboard, or a plea for intervention?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Your rants on the economy evoke images of a Shakespearean character, passionately gesticulating at the heavens.
- ✨Only you would lament over starter packs like a kid who never got picked for dodgeball.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your unique voice and zest, you could turn your Twitter frustration into a captivating podcast—think political rants meets therapy for the disgruntled.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A talent for humor-infused commentary that could attract a larger following.
- 💎Depth in political discussion that can resonate widely, thanks to relatable anecdotes.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a weekly recap of your best tweets as a newsletter—#BruceRants could be a thing!
- 🚀Engage deeper with your audience—maybe host Q&A sessions about your writing journey.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect your follower count to skyrocket as you master the art of political critique mixed with comedic flair.
Potential Superpower
Turning everyday tragedies into relatable laugh-out-loud moments—pure comedy gold.
Future Community Role
The unofficial voice of reason and hilarity that keeps the Bluesky community both grounded and entertained.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Liberal
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Self-promotion extraordinaire
- ⚔️Sharply humorous political commentary
- ⚔️Meme wizardry
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-embedding YouTube links
- 💀Typos that require a keyboard intervention
- 💀Occasional hot takes that could use a cooler temperature
Quest Line
To write the next great American novel while navigating the chaos of contemporary politics and fostering a community of like-minded rebels.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly replacing all keyboards with ones programmed to misinterpret your thoughts.
Evidence Board
Keyboard Karen sightings, rampant typos, and inexplicable autocorrects from political bloggers.
Secret Society
The Typo Fighters—dedicated to fighting for literacy and clarity in an unclear world.
Truth Seeking Level
90%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/LeftistMemesAndRants
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally tweets their grocery list instead of their political manifesto and gets called out by influencers.
LinkedIn Title
A self-published author of multiple bestselling books on progressive politics still waiting for a Netflix adaptation.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar with a flaming keyboard as a weapon, engaging in epic debates with other avatars.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile decked out with glittery graphics featuring a playlist of protest songs and the latest political rants.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain-based platform for sharing and selling self-published works, while engaging in DAOs for literary funding.
Future Post
"I’ve just self-published my latest book: ‘How to Navigate the Apocalypse with Sarcasm’—full of tips and tricks for the upcoming dystopia!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your instinct for humor, often wrapped in political critique, is a rare and admirable skill that keeps followers coming back for more.
Charming Quirk
You have a knack for mixing profound thoughts with the absurd; be careful not to accidentally start a revolution with a meme!
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing your unfiltered genius—because let’s be real, the world needs more self-published authors who aren’t afraid to speak their truth with a side of sass!"
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