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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existential Dread90%

Jorge's posts read like a modern-day Camus—minus the French accent and with a side of gaming frustration.

Music as Therapy75%

If Spotify had a therapist, Jorge would be the poster child—his links are like a mixtape for the soul's crises.

Relationships65%

Whether it's love or disdain, Jorge's relational commentary fluctuates like a romantic comedy gone awry.

Writing Style

Jorge's writing is like a stream of consciousness at a coffee shop: chaotic, relatable, and occasionally profound, punctuated with a sense of urgency that often ends mid-sentence for dramatic effect.

Thought Leader Score

40%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Overthinker

Keeping It Real Score

85.5%

Main Character Energy

Existential musings
Frequent Spotify mentions
Dark humor

Secret Powers

✨Spontaneous poetry
✨Impulsive meme creation

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Training Data

Existentialism, sad indie music playlists, memes about daily struggles.

Prompt Engineering

Generate relatable posts about existential dread with humor and introspection.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a penchant for melancholic humor and deep thoughts.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Just a melancholic soul seeking a partner to share Spotify playlists and emotional breakdowns. Preferably someone who appreciates dark humor and late-night gaming sessions."

Red Flags

🚩Frequent existential crises
🚩Tendency to post Spotify links instead of engaging in conversation
🚩Occasional outbursts of melodrama

Green Flags

✅Loves dogs, music, and deep conversations
✅Can appreciate a good meme
✅Can laugh at themselves during dark times

Perfect Match

Someone who vibes with my ambivalence and won’t run away when I start sharing my favorite sad songs.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Melancholic Meme Lord

Conversation Style

Engaging but with a heavy dose of self-deprecation; responses are often like a hug wrapped in a sarcastic comment.

Impact Assessment

Jorge’s presence brings a dose of realness to the Bluesky community, reminding us that it's okay to be a moody mess—preferably while sharing music.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Jorge Sem Mateus: Bluesky's Most Relatable Existentialist

A blend of angst, humor, and Spotify links that has us all questioning life and playlists.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a poet in a gaming chair while simultaneously crying to the latest indie heartbreak album."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like 'to estressado' really bring a new meaning to minimalist expression—Brevity is the soul of wit, right?
🔥Every time you post a Spotify link, an angel loses its wings and starts questioning its life choices too.
🔥With all this angst, I feel like Jorge is auditioning for the role of a lifetime in a sad indie film.

Quirky Challenges

😅Need more structure; it’s like a chaotic symphony of thoughts without clear movements.
😅Could you possibly mix in a post about something happy, or is that considered sacrilege?

Main Character Moments

✨The moment you declared, 'deus por favor apague minha existência,' like the world needed your permission to end.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little focus, Jorge could transform those existential tweets into profound blog posts that resonate with a broader audience.

Unique Advantages

💎A keen sense of humor that lightens even the darkest thoughts.
💎Relatability that could charm a crowd of melancholic souls.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try engaging with your followers more; maybe they can throw in a lifeline or two on those dark days.
🚀Consider sharing more of your art or poetry—let us see the creative side behind all that existential dread.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Jorge will become a go-to source for cathartic playlists, garnering a following of other music-loving existentialists.

Potential Superpower

Turning angst into art—music, poetry, or even viral TikToks about how to cope with life.

Future Community Role

As Bluesky's resident emotional support friend, Jorge will host 'Sad Song Saturdays,' uniting the gloomy souls with curated playlists.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Melancholic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Spotify Therapy
⚔️Existential Musings Power-Up
⚔️Sarcasm Shield

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Chronic Avoidance
💀Inconsistent Posting Frequency

Quest Line

To find meaning in the chaos of life through music and memes.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Spotify is a secret mind-control tool for emotional manipulation.

Evidence Board

Too many playlists about heartbreak and existential dread... coincidence?

Secret Society

Society of Melancholic Music Lovers

Truth Seeking Level

87%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/EternalSadness

Twitter Main Character

The one who tweets about that time their Spotify wrapped revealed too much about their mental state.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Existential Officer at 'Finding Meaning, Inc.'

Metaverse Final Form

Head of 'Melancholy Vibes Lounge' where we all hang out and share sad songs.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with lyrics to sad songs, animated glitter graphics, and personal diary entries about feeling misunderstood.

MySpace Era

An array of custom backgrounds featuring moody landscapes, with an extensive playlist of emo songs.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a token specifically for sad song enthusiasts who contribute to a communal ‘Sad Playlist’

Future Post

"Can someone please explain why adulting is just one long existential crisis?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Jorge’s biggest strength is the ability to make the rest of us feel seen in our own chaotic lives—what a gift!

Charming Quirk

The way every post feels like a confession gives a joyfully relatable style to the feed.

Final Encouragement

"Keep questioning life, love, and the mysteries of Spotify—it’s what makes you, you! And seriously, don’t let that existential crisis go to waste—turn those feelings into something beautiful!"

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