The musings of an Ohio-based Professional Spreadsheet Jockey. Also interested in video games, synthesizers, and music.
Spreadsheet Sorcerer and Cultural Critic Extraordinaire
B brings a unique blend of spreadsheet humor and pop culture insights that keep followers entertained and engaged.
A delightful mix of sarcasm, sincerity, and unadulterated Ohioan passion.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
B's love-hate relationship with Ohio State coach Ryan Day feels like a tragic opera – full of drama and disappointment, but you can't look away!
From dissecting Kendrick's diss tracks to lamenting the absurdity of celebrity podcasts, B's critique is sharp enough to cut through the noise of mainstream chatter.
Whether it’s the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade or Al Roker mispronouncing Saiyan, B captures those awkward moments that make life relatable and funny.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of sarcasm and genuine insights, B's writing often reads like a conversation with your wittiest friend over coffee, with a sprinkle of literary flair and a side of memes.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Spreadsheet Sage with a penchant for pop culture deep dives
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- In-depth sports analysis
- Witty pop culture commentary
- Mastery of meme-worthy quips
Secret Powers
- ✨Gundam model assembly
- ✨Video game mastery
- ✨Astute cultural critiques
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A delightful blend of spreadsheets, pop culture references, and Ohio State fandom, with a dash of sarcastic humor.
Prompt Engineering
Write like a sarcastic, insightful commentator who stitches together sports analysis and cultural critique.
Model Behavior
A cross between a witty commentator and a pop culture philosopher, always ready to roast and reflect.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Spreadsheet enthusiast looking for someone who appreciates sarcasm and can handle deep dives into pop culture, sports disasters, and Gundam models. Bonus points if you can name all the characters from 'Final Fantasy VII'."
Red Flags
- 🚩Constantly critiquing modern sports figures
- 🚩Occasional rants about Ohio State football
- 🚩Tendency to start a Gundam model assembly competition at family gatherings.
Green Flags
- ✅Deep knowledge of pop culture
- ✅Passionate sports fan
- ✅Ability to laugh at life's absurdities.
Perfect Match
Someone who understands the importance of spreadsheets and can appreciate a solid diss track.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The go-to commentator for both sports banter and cultural critique
Conversation Style
Engaging yet brutally honest; like the friend who tells you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it.
Impact Assessment
B contributes a dynamic and reflective voice that challenges and entertains the Bluesky community, making every thread feel like a mini-seminar on life.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Spreadsheet Sorcerer and Cultural Critic Extraordinaire
B brings a unique blend of spreadsheet humor and pop culture insights that keep followers entertained and engaged.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of sarcasm, sincerity, and unadulterated Ohioan passion."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥With posting frequency rivaling that of a high school TikTok star, B definitely has the ‘posting addiction’ down to a science.
- 🔥Fans of Ryan Day and others with disappointing tenure see B as their new patron saint of disappointment.
- 🔥B's opinions on Ohio State football could fuel a fiery sitcom – 'As the Day Turns' sounds just about right.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to channel that model-building patience into stacking likes – the engagement game isn't for Gundam Brains!
- 😅Could consider diversifying topics beyond Ryan Day's failures to keep the existential dread at bay.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment when you realize you’ve somehow turned a random Thanksgiving into a Gundam assembly competition is a true main character energy.
- ✨When B finally deactivates their Twitter account, cue the dramatic music and retrospective montages.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for intertwining spreadsheets and pop culture, there’s a golden opportunity to launch a podcast called 'Data and Diss Tracks'.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of analytical and creative insight that few can match.
- 💎High engagement levels when discussing sports – could be a sports commentator in the making.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider setting up a regular series focused on Ohio State football’s highs and lows – think 'Ryan Day or Nah?'.
- 🚀Tap into the Gundam fandom with engaging threads or polls to repurpose building experiences into community content.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
B will evolve into a full-fledged influencer on Bluesky, drawing in loyal followers who appreciate both their sports and cultural critiques.
Potential Superpower
The ability to craft deep, insightful commentary on trivial matters that somehow becomes trending topics.
Future Community Role
Likely to become a beloved writer for a pop culture website, sharing their genius with a wider audience.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Spreadsheet Sage with a Side of Sarcasm
Special Abilities
- ⚔️In-depth sports analysis
- ⚔️Pop culture dissection
- ⚔️Meme-worthy quips
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional existential dread
- 💀Overly invested in Ryan Day's coaching decisions
- 💀Thirst for engagement that rivals a TikTok star
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous waters of online commentary, while juggling spreadsheets, Gundam models, and the absurdities of modern culture.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Elon Musk is actually a sentient AI designed to distract humanity while the real aliens observe our social media behaviors.
Evidence Board
1. Trends in social media engagement rising as real-world problems increase. 2. Unexplained outages on various platforms during major news events. 3. The uncanny ability of influential accounts to predict trends before they happen.
Secret Society
The Society of Spreadsheet Wielders, dedicated to uncovering the secrets of corporate finance and the hidden meaning behind every meme.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/OhioStateMeltdown, where every post is a cathartic release of disappointment about the football season.
Twitter Main Character
Catching an Ohio State football game from the front row while simultaneously critiquing the coach on Bluesky.
LinkedIn Title
Director of Cultural Critique and Spreadsheet Optimization at a major media conglomerate, where every meeting begins with a meme.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar who is a Gundam model with the power to literally assemble arguments as they float through digital spaces.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A fully customized MySpace profile with a background of swirling spreadsheets and a playlist of nostalgic 00s emo music mixed with epic soundtracks.
Web3 Destiny
Goes full crypto by launching an NFT collection called 'Spreadsheet Warriors', which humanize popular memes.
Future Post
Just finished a deep dive on why T-Pain is a national treasure and a critical analysis of Ohio State's performance this season.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
B's ability to connect the dots between sports, pop culture, and intellectual critique is a rare feat.
Charming Quirk
The occasional spontaneous deep dive into Gundam model making amidst sports rants adds a unique flavor to their posts.
Final Encouragement
"Keep mixing those spreadsheets with pop culture – it's a recipe for social media magic!"
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