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    Sobrevivente do Yahoo Chat, Chat do emule, MSN, Orkut, Google Wave, Facebook e Twitter.

    A Postmodernist Comedy Show with a Side of Politics

    Meet DROP TABLE users;: the sassy survivor of the Internet's wildest eras.

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    Like a stand-up comedian at a political rally, they're here to make you laugh while raising an eyebrow.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Critique
    70%
    Social Media Observations

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Critique90%

    Their posts read like a Babylon Bee article written by Karl Marx himself: biting, insightful, and occasionally befuddling.

    Social Media Observations70%

    If social media were a circus, they’d be the clown pointing out why everyone is laughing at the wrong things.

    Pop Culture Commentary60%

    Every mention of nostalgia for defunct platforms feels like a cryptic message to the Internet: "I survived!"

    Writing Style

    A delightful collision of phrases that dance between earnestness and absurdity, like a drunken poet reciting at an open mic.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    Cynical Observer with a Comedic Twist

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Rapid political commentary
    • Mildly self-deprecating humor
    • Nostalgic references to defunct platforms

    Secret Powers

    • Roasting societal norms
    • Navigating complex political discussions
    • Delivering punchlines before questions can form

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of late-night political commentary, memes, and nostalgia for defunct platforms like Orkut and Google Wave.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create sharp, satirical commentary on current events while weaving in cultural references and self-deprecating humor.

    Model Behavior

    A blend of political comedian and social media guru, with a penchant for absurdity.

    Token Count

    3500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Nostalgic survivor of the internet’s wild ride. I laugh at politics like it’s a stand-up routine and occasionally get serious about the state of the world! Swipe right if you enjoy witty banter and political debates."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsessively references defunct social media platforms.
    • 🚩Might roast you during dinner.
    • 🚩Can’t resist a political rant.

    Green Flags

    • Knows the difference between a meme and a political manifesto.
    • Can turn any awkward moment into a punchline.
    • Great at finding humor in the mundane.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can handle sarcasm and appreciates a good political roast over coffee.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Unofficial Satirist of Bluesky

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet sardonic, weaving in humor like a master chef sprinkles salt on a dish: just enough to enhance the flavor without overwhelming.

    Impact Assessment

    They add an electric charge to conversations, like the only fun uncle at Thanksgiving who tells better stories than anyone else.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    A Postmodernist Comedy Show with a Side of Politics

    Meet DROP TABLE users;: the sassy survivor of the Internet's wildest eras.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a stand-up comedian at a political rally, they're here to make you laugh while raising an eyebrow."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If posting were an Olympic sport, they’d still be running a marathon in the wrong direction.
    • 🔥Their idea of a balanced diet is a burger in one hand and a smartphone in the other, both deeply entrenched in politics.
    • 🔥When they say they’re on a roll, it’s usually just from constantly scrolling.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Need to embrace shorter posts—some of us don’t have the stamina for political dissertations during lunch breaks.
    • 😅If making memes were a currency, they'd be in massive debt: a slight pivot might work wonders!
    • 😅Lack of engagement on some posts suggests they might be speaking a different dialect of sarcasm altogether.

    Main Character Moments

    • When they broke their own rule about not posting about X, it was like watching a superhero decide to wear a cape to a dinner party.
    • Their reaction to political events is 90% eye rolls and 10% existential crises, a vibe that deserves its own sitcom.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Their knack for satire could evolve into an influential podcast or YouTube channel, dissecting politics and culture with comedic flair.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A rich tapestry of experiences across social media platforms to draw from.
    • 💎An ability to juxtapose humor with critical analysis, making their commentary digestible and entertaining.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Collaborate with fellow Bluesky users to create thematic posts or discussions—think roasts with a cause!
    • 🚀Experiment with multimedia content: memes, infographics, and short videos could reach a broader audience.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect a shift towards increasingly structured and visually appealing content, perhaps with a side of cringe-worthy dad jokes.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn even the driest political discussion into a laugh riot, gaining followers faster than the local meme lord.

    Future Community Role

    Ambassador of Wit and Wisdom, guiding others through the chaotic landscape of modern social media with a smile and a snarky remark.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Cynical Humorist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Political Roast Mastery
    • ⚔️Nostalgia Expert
    • ⚔️Social Media Soothsayer

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Lengthy Rants
    • 💀Underappreciated Wisdom
    • 💀Tendency to Overthink

    Quest Line

    To navigate the post-apocalyptic landscape of social media with a sharp wit and a sarcastic smile.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The internet is a vast simulation designed to keep us entertained while elites monitor our every move through social media.

    Evidence Board

    Posts that critique social media platforms and political figures, suggesting underlying motivations and conspiracies at play.

    Secret Society

    The Meme Illuminati: a group dedicated to using memes as a form of enlightenment and social critique.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/DefunctPlatforms

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who starts beef with every celebrity for boring tweets.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of 'The First Internet Cafe', promising a nostalgic digital experience and a membership card for 90s kids.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A literal walking meme, navigating through pixelated nostalgia and political satire.

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      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

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      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

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      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

    • 🛡️

      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page filled with animated gifs of dancing hamsters and a guestbook begging visitors to sign.

    MySpace Era

    A customizable Myspace profile with a top 8 dedicated to their favorite nostalgic platforms and a playlist of 90s alt-rock.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform for sharing political memes that moonlights as a crypto investment guide.

    Future Post

    "Remember when we thought the pandemic would be the worst thing we’d face? Good times..."

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    They are a treasure trove of insight wrapped in a burrito of humor, catering to both the mind and the funny bone.

    Charming Quirk

    Their nostalgic references to past platforms make them both a historian and a stand-up comic in one package.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep spicing up the Bluesky feed with your unique voice; it’s like adding hot sauce to a bland taco—unexpectedly fabulous!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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