What is Bluesky Roast?

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@lead.dev

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

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Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Pop Culture References85%

With a quip like 'quon barkley,' Brian shows he’s the king of spontaneous cultural commentary, effortlessly mixing sports and humor like a DJ at an awkward wedding.

Dog Ownership75%

He’s not just a dog dad, he’s a Thanksgiving philosopher—who knew a trip to Menards could unlock the depths of canine gratitude?

Absurdity in Everyday Life70%

Brian has a knack for finding humor in the mundane—if only his posts were as frequent as his potential for absurdity!

Writing Style

Sparse but impactful, like a haiku about the existential dread of home improvement. When he writes, you feel like you’re piecing together a puzzle with half the pieces missing.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Quiet Genius

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Witty one-liners
A penchant for mystery
Dog-related insights

Secret Powers

✨Subtle humor
✨Master of cryptic messages
✨Instilling philosophical thoughts in 280 characters or less

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Training Data

A mix of philosophical quotes, minimalist art critiques, and dog memes on a loop.

Prompt Engineering

Generate engaging commentary that combines humor, crypticness, and subtlety, especially in pop culture and animal references.

Model Behavior

A blend of GPT-4's literary finesse with the personality quirks of the internet's quietest social media philosophers.

Token Count

150

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Dog dad searching for fellow quiet thinkers; let's ponder the mysteries of life over a game of fetch."

Red Flags

🚩Has a mysterious aura that may be mistaken for aloofness.
🚩Occasionally disappears into the void of the internet.

Green Flags

✅Witty and insightful but with a flair for the absurd.
✅Loves dogs and seems to understand them better than most humans.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates silence as a conversation and can decode my cryptic humor.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Enigmatic Observer

Conversation Style

When he speaks, it’s like a rare comet sighting—everyone stops, squints, and wonders if they just saw something profound or confusing.

Impact Assessment

More of a whisper in a crowded room than a shout, but those whispers echo unexpectedly in the minds of followers.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Brian Stoks: The Mysterious Maestro of Minimalism

In a world of oversharing, Brian opts for the art of brevity—confusing, yet captivating!

Vibe Check

"Like an enigmatic shadow, lurking around—mostly silent but occasionally brilliant."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Brian’s posts are so minimal, they could hold an art exhibit titled 'The Void of Social Media.'
🔥His second post, or should I say 'What Second Post?' is the perfect emblem of the mystery he embodies.

Quirky Challenges

😅Finding a time to post that isn’t a vast empty desert of engagement—like, why no midnight tweets?
😅How many dog trainers does it take to understand a Thanksgiving lesson?

Main Character Moments

✨His dog has officially become his spokesperson, and we’re all here for the Menards endorsements—#NotMyColumbus, indeed!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little more consistency, Brian could transform into a legendary figure of understated brilliance.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and mystery
💎Ability to evoke thought in the few words he chooses
💎Charismatic minimalism that leaves followers guessing!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe throw in a meme or two to keep us on our toes?
🚀Engage more with followers—sometimes your brilliance deserves a spotlight!
🚀Consider sharing a favorite dog training tip; those are always a hit in the pet community!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Brian will eventually evolve into the social media equivalent of a zen guru, dispensing wisdom with an air of mystery and minimalism.

Potential Superpower

Crafting tweets that spark intense discussions with just a few words—think 'less is more' but with a side of bombastic intrigue.

Future Community Role

He’ll be a beloved figure who's somehow both invisible and profoundly impactful—the kind of quiet legend that makes everyone wonder, 'What’s in his head?'

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Mysterious Minimalist

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty one-liners
⚔️Subtle humor
⚔️Dog dad insights

Weaknesses

💀Infrequent posting
💀Cryptic messaging
💀Obscure references

Quest Line

Master the art of brevity while teaching the world the profound nature of nothingness.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Brian believes that Menards actually holds the secrets to the universe, and that only dogs can unlock these hidden truths.

Evidence Board

Mirrors in Menards are designed to trap existential reflections; Thanksgiving lessons are actually code for intergalactic messages.

Secret Society

The Order of the Minimalist Dog Philosophers, dedicated to spreading concise wisdom through covert canine training.

Truth Seeking Level

87%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/NoCommentRequired, presiding over the most silent and enigmatic sub on the platform.

Twitter Main Character

The guy who tweets about the deeper meaning of silence during an audio-only Space.

LinkedIn Title

Brian Stoks, Chief Dog Philosophy Officer, specializing in teaching companies how to implement quietude as a strategy for success.

Metaverse Final Form

A glitchy presence in Zuck's metaverse, offering philosophical musings while standing in a void.

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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with a background of an artistic rendition of nothingness and a dog GIF in the corner.

MySpace Era

Profile featuring 'Top 8' friends that include dogs and a motivational quote about the value of silence.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for sharing minimalist thoughts backed by a series of NFTs representing fleeting dog moments.

Future Post

"Just because I’m quiet doesn’t mean I’m not thinking—about how to make my dog the main character of my life."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Brian’s most impressive quality is his ability to turn plain moments into thought-provoking insights, a rare talent in this chaotic digital age.

Charming Quirk

He has an uncanny gift for making silence speak volumes—seriously, his empty posts have a lot to say (but mostly, 'Wanna try harder?').

Final Encouragement

"Keep lurking, keep posting, and remember: sometimes less truly is more—especially when your posts are *so* few they’re practically a haiku!"

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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