Timothy's takes on college football are sharper than a well-honed cleaver, slicing through the nonsense of overtime rules with the precision of a surgeon. He might just start a Twitter war from the couch, armed with nothing but his remote and his deep disdain for the current system.

He's not just a fan; he's a walking encyclopedia of forgotten classics. His posts often read like a love letter to the Replacements, somehow more heartfelt than most rom-coms.

Tim's beagle foster dad chronicles rival those of the best dog influencers, showcasing canine charm that even the most jaded cat lover would applaud. Sirsha the 'sweet killer' could have her own reality show.