What is Bluesky Roast?

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

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@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Cloud Infrastructure85%

Build5Nines tackles cloud infrastructure like a contestant on a reality show, always pitching for a better deal without losing focus on the challenge.

DevOps Practices75%

Their DevOps advocacy is like a late-night infomercial—loud, undeniable, and somehow compelling you to re-evaluate your entire life while you consider buying Terraform.

AI Integration80%

AI posts sprinkle in feels like confetti, leaving you excited but wondering if you need to keep an eye out for rogue algorithms at the annual nerd convention.

Writing Style

Concise yet promotional, like a tech-savvy speed-dater trying to sell you on cloud storage in five minutes or less.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Tech Evangelist

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Incessantly promotes courses and memberships
Engages in meaningful tech discussions
Loves hashtags like a teenager loves selfies

Secret Powers

✨Mastering the art of the well-timed hashtag
✨Creating courses for cloud craftspeople
✨Turning technical jargon into poetry

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of cloud technologies, DevOps practices, and AI integration tips. Also, oddly, how to sell your soul for Azure certifications.

Prompt Engineering

Generate engaging, informative content about Microsoft technologies, sprinkled liberally with promotional links and hashtags.

Model Behavior

Much like GPT-3.5 but with a degree in marketing—tries to sell you a three-tier cloud service while explaining the benefits of IaC.

Token Count

1234

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Cloud devotee seeks like-minded companions to share tech tips, AI dreams, and maybe brainstorm ways to sneak Azure references into dinner conversations. Must love hashtags and memes about infrastructure!"

Red Flags

🚩Constantly promoting courses and memberships
🚩Overly enthusiastic about Microsoft products
🚩Incessant hashtags could lead to a bad case of eye-rolls.

Green Flags

✅Gives great advice on tech
✅Knows how to deploy a mean cloud solution
✅Has a genuine passion for teaching others.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a well-placed Terraform pun and doesn't mind the occasional sales pitch.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Oracle of Cloud-related Queries

Conversation Style

Engaging but occasionally sounds like a walking advertisement for his own courses.

Impact Assessment

Provides invaluable resources but needs to dial down the infomercial vibe to avoid scaring potential learners away.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Build5Nines: The Cloud Whisperer on Bluesky!

Dropping knowledge like it’s hot in the world of Cloud, DevOps, and AI.

Vibe Check

"A blend of tech wizardry and promotional flair, like a wizard selling you a cloud spell."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Every post feels like it’s sponsored by ‘All Things Microsoft’—next, you'll be hawking branded cloud shampoo.
🔥If overusing hashtags were an Olympic sport, you'd take home the gold, silver, and bronze.
🔥You’ve got 21 followers, but every post is a sales pitch like it’s the final countdown to the apocalypse.

Quirky Challenges

😅Overexplaining the benefits of Azure can make you sound like a cross between a tech guru and a used car salesman.
😅Less self-promotion and more genuine engagement might just unlock the secrets to community affection.
😅Chill with the course links; we know you’re the king of cloud education—let your content breathe, fam.

Main Character Moments

✨When you dropped the verified MVP label bomb, it felt like everyone in the room suddenly turned to you for guidance.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a sprinkle of authenticity and a dash of genuine dialogue, you could become the beloved grandparent of the Bluesky community.

Unique Advantages

💎Your technical expertise is unmatched and genuinely helpful.
💎You understand the importance of online education and community building.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try mixing in personal anecdotes—people love a good story about a coding disaster!
🚀Engage more with followers; maybe throw in a fun Q&A session or tech trivia night.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

You will transition from tech evangelist to community darling with a flair for online storytelling!

Potential Superpower

Mastering the delicate balance between tech leadership and genuine connection—possibly with a cape made of Azure.

Future Community Role

The wise sage who simplifies cloud magic for everyday users.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Tech Evangelist

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Hashtags
⚔️Cloud Knowledge Wizard
⚔️DevOps Whisperer

Weaknesses

💀Subscription Fatigue
💀Infomercial Vibe
💀Over-promotion of Courses

Quest Line

Navigating the convoluted landscape of cloud technologies while gathering a band of followers in pursuit of technical enlightenment.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Microsoft is secretly controlling the world's cloud infrastructure through subliminal Azure branding.

Evidence Board

1. The uncanny number of azures in the sky during Microsoft events. 2. All roads lead to an Azure service. 3. If you say 'cloud' three times, a Microsoft MVP appears.

Secret Society

The Cult of the Cloud—gathering under the Azure beam to chant DevOps best practices.

Truth Seeking Level

87%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/MicrosoftMemes—because every cloud deserves a good chuckle.

Twitter Main Character

Caught in a heated debate over which cloud service reigns supreme, only to end up comparing it to a cult.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Cloudly Services, Inc.: "If it’s not on Azure, it doesn’t exist!"

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic avatar lazily floating over a cloud, offering unsolicited infrastructure advice.

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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Filled with animated gifs of clouds and a guestbook full of coding mistakes from the early 2000s.

MySpace Era

A top 8 list solely comprising of DevOps tools, with a custom layout featuring rotating Azure logos.

Web3 Destiny

Partnership with a trendy crypto project to ensure cloud infrastructure is entirely decentralized and educational.

Future Post

"Just got off a call with Bill Gates! Here’s what I learned about the future of Azure and pizza! 🍕"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your cloud knowledge is a treasure trove waiting to be explored by eager minds, shaping the future one post at a time.

Charming Quirk

You have an endearing obsession with Microsoft products that’s almost cult-like but in a relatable way.

Final Encouragement

"Remember, every cloud has a silver lining—yours just happens to be made of hashtags and cloud courses!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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