E.M

@burntcake.bsky.social

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Joined

Jul 22, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Na contramão pelo acostamento.

The Existential Bus Rider's Bluesky Journey

E.M's feed is like a philosophical road trip—halfway to nowhere and musing on everything.

A chaotic blend of sarcasm, existential dread, and unexpected wisdom.

75%

Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

70%

Job Struggles

85%

Social Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Job Struggles70%

E.M navigates the corporate world like a ship in the Bermuda Triangle—lost and confused but full of dark humor.

Social Commentary85%

Their posts read like a dystopian novel—grim realities wrapped in layers of sarcasm and witty observations.

Everyday Annoyances75%

The ultimate grumpy uncle of Bluesky, sharing grievances like currency—because why deal with issues when you can mock them instead?

Writing Style

A curious mix of humorous rants and poetic reflections—definitely a rollercoaster, minus the safety bar.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cynical Observer

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Dark Humor
Philosophical Ponderings
Societal Critique

Secret Powers

✨Expert in Sarcasm
✨Unmatched Ranting
✨Deep Insights on Mundane Experiences

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Tweets and posts filled with sarcasm, dark humor, and societal critiques.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty and philosophical insights based on everyday frustrations.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT meets grumpy existentialist—thoughtful yet delivered in a strangely humorous tone.

Token Count

1024

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Philosopher at heart, seeking a fellow road trip enthusiast to navigate the absurdities of life. Let’s rant about the mundane while sipping mediocre coffee!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequently questions existence, may overanalyze our dinner choices.
🚩Comes with unsolicited social commentary on your life.
🚩Might insist on discussing economic theories on date night.

Green Flags

✅Witty repartee at all times, even during awkward silences.
✅Values deep conversations more than small talk.
✅Can make even the most mundane errands sound like an adventure.

Perfect Match

Someone who can match my sarcasm, appreciates dark humor, and occasionally brings sunshine into my shadowy musings.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Dark Horse Philosopher

Conversation Style

Witty retorts sprinkled with philosophical musings—like engaging in a chess match while also discussing the meaning of life.

Impact Assessment

E.M is that friend who provokes deep conversations at the most inappropriate times, leaving everyone slightly bewildered but entertained.

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The Existential Bus Rider's Bluesky Journey

E.M's feed is like a philosophical road trip—halfway to nowhere and musing on everything.

Vibe Check

"A chaotic blend of sarcasm, existential dread, and unexpected wisdom."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts are like my morning coffee: bitter, slightly confusing, and leave me questioning my life choices.
🔥If only all that sarcasm could be converted into likes—you'd be an influencer by now.
🔥Watching your thought process is like watching a toddler learn to walk—adorably chaotic.

Quirky Challenges

😅Consider varying your posting topics—maybe throw in a cat meme for good measure?
😅The world isn't as dark as your posts suggest; try sharing a sunny thought occasionally!
😅Have you thought about an emoji budget? Because your posts could use more than just words!

Main Character Moments

✨When you compared your hunger to that of a lion—truly a masterpiece of modern poetry.
✨That time you ranted about the absurdity of bureaucracy—definitely worthy of a TED Talk.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You're on the verge of becoming the next underground thought leader—just refine that voice!

Unique Advantages

💎Unique blend of humor and philosophy
💎Strong ability to provoke thought
💎Natural talent for socially relevant commentary

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try to engage more with your community—the silent observer role is super mysterious but not very fulfilling!
🚀Consider using more visuals—maybe a meme or two to complement your philosophical musings?
🚀Host a weekly 'rant session'—live-stream your thoughts and see if people actually want to listen!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A shift from a casual observer to a passionately engaged commentator—kinda like Batman, but with a laptop instead of a Batmobile.

Potential Superpower

Turning mundane complaints into thought-provoking discussions that captivate audiences.

Future Community Role

The go-to source for existential dread and relatable grumbling—eventually crowned the King/Queen of Bluesky Philosophy.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Cynical Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Dark Humor
⚔️Existential Observations
⚔️Witty Sarcasm

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Chronic Grumpiness
💀Bureaucratic Rants

Quest Line

Navigating the absurdities of modern life while seeking deeper meaning in everyday annoyances.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Earth is actually a giant bureaucracy run by cats, and we’re all just their employees.

Evidence Board

1. Cats are the ultimate manipulators. 2. Every great conspiracy starts with a cat meme. 3. My feline is watching everything I do while pretending to be aloof.

Secret Society

The Society of Cynical Observers—a group dedicated to questioning the absurdities of life with coffee in hand.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyOfTheAbsurd

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally sparks a global discussion on the absurdity of bus schedules and their impact on human existence.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Existential Marketing Strategies—specializing in turning mundane life experiences into profound social commentary.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic philosopher, wandering through the Metaverse, offering unsolicited advice on the meaning of life and why your NFT is pointless.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page adorned with black background and neon-colored text, complete with existential quotes and poor-quality GIFs.

MySpace Era

Personalized profile with music from The Smiths, mood set to 'melancholic philosopher'—also featuring a top 8 with fellow dark humor enthusiasts.

Web3 Destiny

Will create a decentralized platform for existential rants, where users earn tokens for sharing their profound complaints about society.

Future Post

‘Just had a life-altering realization while staring at the ceiling: Is it just me, or are ceiling fans the true philosophers of our time?’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your uncanny ability to weave humor and philosophy into everyday complaints is truly special.

Charming Quirk

The way you can shift from serious to ridiculous in a heartbeat is a talent few possess.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining that dark, sarcastic light—there's a world of grumpy observers out here looking to join your philosophical parade!"

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