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    Optimistic existentialist. Latine. They/them. Old enough to be your auntie. Far more active on Tumblr. Would you like to know more? https://beacons.ai/bzedan I make #playlists, am serialising an old book at #tagtag, and have a #newsletter

    Bzedan: The Existential Auntie We Didn't Know We Needed

    From existential musings to wrestling personas, Bzedan is the authentic voice of chaotic creativity.

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    A delightful cocktail of existential dread and rainbow-colored optimism, stirred with a hint of chaos.

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    92%
    Authenticity
    82%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Wrestling
    78%
    Arts and Crafts

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Wrestling85%

    Because who doesn’t want to imagine Steve Austin grappling with their self-consciousness? Bzedan’s wrestling humor mixes existential questions with body slams, proving that wrestling isn't just a sport, it's a metaphor for life's struggles.

    Arts and Crafts78%

    From artistic shelter sculptures to custom dolls, Bzedan's aesthetic is like a Pinterest board that exploded in a delightful way, inspiring you to grab your glue gun and get creative.

    Pop Culture Commentary88%

    Their comparisons between The Hunger Games and 'Showgirls' are akin to a fine wine pairing — unexpected, slightly jarring, but ultimately rewarding for those daring enough to sip.

    Personal Projects80%

    With a podcast, newsletter, and serialized book, Bzedan is channeling their inner octopus — multitasking like it's an Olympic sport. Just don't ask them to juggle while on a unicycle.

    Writing Style

    Bzedan’s writing dances between poignant musings and playful jabs, like a stand-up routine performed at an avant-garde poetry slam. Their wit is sharp enough to cut through existential despair like a knife through butter, creating a unique blend of humor and depth.

    Thought Leader Score

    82%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Quirky Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Optimistic existentialism
    • Wrestling humor
    • Eclectic art appreciation

    Secret Powers

    • Playlist curator extraordinaire
    • Doll sculptor
    • Podcast producer

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of existential philosophy, pop culture references, and chaotic creativity.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate a whimsical analysis of social media behavior with a humorous twist.

    Model Behavior

    Like a cross between GPT and a quirky art teacher, spouting wisdom while also forgetting where they left their paintbrush.

    Token Count

    450

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Optimistic existentialist who enjoys deep chats about life while ranting about wrestling identities. Seeking fellow nerds who appreciate dolls, playlists, and casual chaos. Let’s compare our fidget slug collections!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Takes wrestling personas too seriously.
    • 🚩Can’t stop discussing beetles.
    • 🚩Frequent existential crises.

    Green Flags

    • Creative and adaptable.
    • Loves niche art projects.
    • Great at spontaneous humor.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates art, humor, and can hold a deep convo about the intricacies of a fictional universe.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Existential Cheerleader

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet whimsical, they sprinkle existential questions like confetti at a party — everyone’s a little confused but having a blast.

    Impact Assessment

    Bzedan fosters a community that thrives on authenticity, making them the go-to source for laughs and existential crises.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Bzedan: The Existential Auntie We Didn't Know We Needed

    From existential musings to wrestling personas, Bzedan is the authentic voice of chaotic creativity.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful cocktail of existential dread and rainbow-colored optimism, stirred with a hint of chaos."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your wrestling-themed identities are almost as convoluted as the plot of a daytime soap opera.
    • 🔥You’re like the human embodiment of a ‘choose your own adventure’ book, but all the options lead to existential dread.
    • 🔥Your love for art is so strong, even the paint is like, 'Whoa, chill out!'.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Stop trying to turn every mundane experience into an art project; sometimes a turkey is just a turkey.
    • 😅That’s a lot of mentions for both ‘beetles’ and ‘birds’—maybe it's time to explore other topics?
    • 😅When you turn your back for a moment, do your custom dolls try to take over the world?

    Main Character Moments

    • That time you compared *The Hunger Games* to *Showgirls* while sipping tea was an Oscar-worthy performance.
    • Your declaration of 'Happy Henry Kissinger Is Dead Day' was like the best toast no one saw coming.
    • When you proudly flaunted a custom doll made from fidget slugs, you should’ve had a parade in your honor.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your level of creativity and diverse interests, you could start an avant-garde art movement named 'Existential Joy' — or at least a highly niche newsletter on the topic.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Incredible ability to address serious topics with levity
    • 💎Talent for community engagement through humor and relatability
    • 💎A unique perspective that blends philosophy with pop culture.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting a program for others to create art from their existential crises—could be a hit!
    • 🚀Expand that wrestling persona — you could launch a meme page with that energy!
    • 🚀Get into video or livestreaming for your podcast; we need to see the chaos unfold in real-time.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Bzedan will likely gain a cult following, leading to merch that includes everything from enamel pins to custom dolls of their creations!

    Potential Superpower

    The uncanny ability to turn any mundane moment into a TikTok-worthy content goldmine.

    Future Community Role

    The go-to ‘artistic therapist’ of the Bluesky community, leading existential group chats and virtual art retreats.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Creativist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Existential Wit
    • ⚔️Arts and Crafts Sorcery
    • ⚔️Pop Culture Alchemy

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Obsessive Doll Crafting
    • 💀Chronically Late Posts

    Quest Line

    Searching for the meaning of life through the medium of custom dolls and fandom commentary.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is using fidget toys to secretly control the population's creativity levels.

    Evidence Board

    Gathering data from questionable Tumblr posts, a suspicious number of custom dolls on Etsy, and a strong correlation between wrestling and existential dread.

    Secret Society

    The Council of Artsy Existentialists Who Overanalyze Pop Culture References.

    Truth Seeking Level

    87%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ExistentialArt

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who accidentally started a wrestling fan war over animal identities in cartoons.

    LinkedIn Title

    Creative Director at 'Whimsical Realities Inc.', specializing in existential art consulting and custom dolls.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar that is a mix of 'The Philosopher' and 'The Crafty One', hosting deep chats in various art galleries.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with psychedelic backgrounds featuring your custom dolls and existential musings. ‘Welcome to my screen, let’s ponder life together!’

    MySpace Era

    A fully customized MySpace profile featuring top 8 spots dedicated to your favorite anime, wrestling icons, and a playlist full of existential bops.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching an NFT collection showcasing custom dolls that represent various existential crises, complete with animated backgrounds of multicolored fidget slugs.

    Future Post

    ‘Just finished my latest existential art piece titled, ‘The Void of Online Existence’. Here’s a sneak peek!’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your relentless creativity is like a breath of fresh air in a world of stale memes.

    Charming Quirk

    Your ability to mix existential thoughts with playful banter makes you a social media delight, like a rare Pokémon in a field of Pidgeys.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shining, Bzedan! The internet may be flooded with chaos, but you’re the sparkling gem lighting the way for all of us wandering souls."

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