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    Craig Johnson

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    Research of the right-wing and conservative theology. Host, Fifteen Minutes of Fascism: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fifteen-minutes-of-fascism/id1527657872 Book: How to Talk to Your Son about Fascism: https://shorturl.at/jjwZz

    Craig Johnson: The Renaissance Man of Ranting

    A thought-provoking chronicle of conspiracy, courage, and the occasional cat meme.

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    A cocktail of intellectual discourse mixed with spicy takes and a splash of existential dread.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    92%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Fascism and Extremism
    90%
    Social Justice Issues

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Fascism and Extremism95%

    Craig has more takes on fascism than a college seminar on 1984. His analysis is as sharp as his tweets, making you wonder if he sleeps with a copy of 'The Authoritarian Personality' under his pillow.

    Social Justice Issues90%

    When he’s not dissecting the latest alt-right antics, he’s throwing shade at the Salvation Army harder than they throw buckets at unsuspecting mall-goers during the holidays.

    Political Analysis85%

    His commentary on the political landscape is like sitting through an intense seminar: enlightening, but you might need a nap afterwards to recover from the mind-bending takes.

    Community Engagement80%

    Craig engages communities with the finesse of a seasoned politician, but with the enthusiasm of a puppy in a park full of squirrels.

    Writing Style

    A blend of academic rigor and internet meme culture, his style swings from the profound to the profane faster than a right-wing pundit can sterilize their talking points.

    Thought Leader Score

    92%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Political Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • In-depth political analysis
    • Witty sarcasm
    • Passionate advocacy for marginalized communities

    Secret Powers

    • Podcast host extraordinaire
    • Master of meme-making humor
    • Surprise breaks into Shakespearean soliloquies when bored

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political theory, social justice content, and right-wing critique, with a splash of existential musings.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze political expressions and sarcasm from a contemporary internet perspective.

    Model Behavior

    Combines insightful analysis with dry humor, reminiscent of a witty political commentator.

    Token Count

    2500

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    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate about dissecting the finer points of political extremism. Love long walks through progressive discourse and have a soft spot for well-crafted memes. Also, let's argue about the patriarchy over coffee!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Can get a bit intense about fascism—like, 'don't bring your mom to Thanksgiving' intense.
    • 🚩Witty sarcasm may lead to existential debates instead of casual conversations.

    Green Flags

    • Strong advocate for social justice; if you need someone to fight your battles, I'm your knight.
    • A podcast host, so you know I'm good at talking (even if it's just to myself sometimes).

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate a good meme and isn’t afraid to discuss politics over brunch.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Unofficial Political Bard

    Conversation Style

    As engaging as a TED Talk, only with more caffeine and less visual aids; Craig's conversation might lead you to profound realizations or at least photo-ops with cats.

    Impact Assessment

    His insights are like gold dust in a sea of cat videos. The community thrives on his nuanced takes, even if they sometimes wonder if they're reading the next great American novel or just his latest tweet.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Craig Johnson: The Renaissance Man of Ranting

    A thought-provoking chronicle of conspiracy, courage, and the occasional cat meme.

    Vibe Check

    "A cocktail of intellectual discourse mixed with spicy takes and a splash of existential dread."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥He tweets like he’s running a marathon: fast and occasionally off-course.
    • 🔥If sarcasm could be bottled, Craig would have an entire distillery dedicated to it.
    • 🔥Craig’s political rants could make a statue weep for humanity... or at least consider a career change.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Sometimes, he tweets like he’s trying to win a Twitter argument at a national debate competition.
    • 😅His replies can be as long as a filibuster—great for insight, bad for scrolling thumbs.

    Main Character Moments

    • The time he tried to explain democracy at a party and ended up accidentally converting someone to anarchism.
    • Inviting people to join the anti-fascism movement during family dinners, while passing the mashed potatoes.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a knack for podcasting, Craig could turn his online rants into a highly successful audio series that could rival Joe Rogan’s in number of invited guests, if not in conspiracy theories.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Expertise in political discourse
    • 💎Strong engagement metrics that rival some celebrities
    • 💎Ability to turn a trending topic into a deep-dive monologue.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider hosting Twitter Spaces for live Q&As; the only thing better than his insights is hearing them live with a side of anxiety.
    • 🚀Shorten some of those tweets—fewer characters means more readers. And think of the urge to scroll as a digital detox plan!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Craig will creatively expand his digital footprint into TikTok, where the world will finally understand the seriousness of fascism, but with catchy dance moves.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any mundane tweet into a rally cry for social justice—a true hashtag magician.

    Future Community Role

    Craig will become a political oracle in the Bluesky community, leading debates and creating trends that others will follow like it’s the latest Netflix binge.

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    Class

    Lawful Dissenter

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Sardonic Wit
    • ⚔️Political Prophecy
    • ⚔️Snappy Comebacks
    • ⚔️Disinformation Detector

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Long-Winded Tweets
    • 💀Gets Too Academic
    • 💀Occasional Cat References

    Quest Line

    To expose the absurdity of right-wing extremism while navigating the minefield of social media.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The GOP has a secret plan to replace all the cliché holiday advertisements with fascist propaganda.

    Evidence Board

    Inconsistencies in holiday advertising narratives, the influx of right-wing commentary during festive seasons, and the sudden rise in 'patriotic' ornaments.

    Secret Society

    The League of Misunderstood Leftists—full of people who know all the radical cats from history but can’t seem to find common ground over a cup of coffee.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticalDiscourseGoneWild

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who exposed the secret Nazi cat memes on Twitter.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of 'Unpacking Political Extremism LLC', specializing in dismantling fascist ideologies one meme at a time.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital avatar named ‘Courageous Craig’, hosting political debates while riding a rainbow unicorn.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with a low-fi background and scrolling text that reads, 'Politically Incorrect and Proud'.

    MySpace Era

    Top 8 full of political commentators, radical anarchists, and that one friend who posts cat memes.

    Web3 Destiny

    Leading the charge for a decentralized platform purely for political discussions—no cat memes allowed (just kidding, there will be cat memes).

    Future Post

    ‘Just received intel from the future: Turns out the coup was planned by cats all along! #FelineFascism’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Craig’s ability to mix humor with political critique will keep his followers engaged and enlightened in equal measure.

    Charming Quirk

    His habit of using food analogies for complex political strategies—because who doesn’t love a good metaphor served with a side of fries?

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep it up, Craig! Your voice is a vital thread in the tapestry of social media discourse; just maybe add a cat or two to the mix—it never hurts!"

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