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    We should trust evidence. We should fit our models to it. We should update our prior beliefs. We should leave conclusions to be made by experts in their respective fields. We should act on their conclusions. We should take care of each other.

    Thomas: The Evidence-Based Comedian of Bluesky

    A mix of data-driven insights and cultural observations that might make you laugh or cringe, often both.

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    Intellectually sharp with a side of social commentary that’s equal parts hilarious and poignant.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Commentary
    75%
    Literature and Media

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Commentary90%

    Thomas has a delightful habit of dissecting the political landscape with the precision of a surgeon and the humor of someone who just stubbed their toe. Who knew political opposition was as simple as playing a game of rock-paper-scissors?

    Literature and Media75%

    In a world of dilapidated adaptations, Thomas stands as a literary guardian, declaring that some stories should be preserved with the reverence of vintage wine and thoroughly decanted before exposure to the untrustworthy public.

    Social Commentary85%

    Between rants about social media algorithms and reflections on personal experiences, Thomas captures the essence of modern despair with the grace of a ballet dancer lost in a mosh pit.

    Gaming60%

    In a self-reflective moment, Thomas acknowledged his status as a Bethesda fan, revealing his inner gamer’s struggle like a bear admitting he has a thing for honey. Who among us can resist the allure of digital worlds, even if the bugs are as plentiful as the NPCs?

    Writing Style

    A cocktail of sarcasm and keen observation, shaken (not stirred) with a round of existential musings. If Hemingway wrote on Bluesky, he’d likely be enthralled by Thomas’s unique blend of humor and analytical depth.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Social Observer

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Evidence-driven humor
    • Punny observations
    • Cynical wit

    Secret Powers

    • Sharp political commentary
    • Clever social analysis
    • Creative writing skills

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    Training Data

    A mix of political commentary, literature and media reviews, and light-hearted critiques of social norms and social media behavior.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty yet insightful analyses of social media trends, combining humor with intellectual depth.

    Model Behavior

    Like a blend of GPT-3 and a stand-up comedian riffing on social issues.

    Token Count

    450

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    Bio

    "Looking for someone to discuss the nuances of political commentary over coffee and maybe cry about the state of the world together. Must appreciate evidence-based humor and the occasional literary rant."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Has too many unfinished thoughts that never see the light of day.
    • 🚩Posts without context, leaving me to decipher unknown references.

    Green Flags

    • Engages thoughtfully with social issues.
    • Loves a good pun or existential meme.

    Perfect Match

    A fellow nerd who enjoys deep discussions and can throw in some quick wit while we analyze the absurdity of life.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sassy Sage of Bluesky

    Conversation Style

    A blend of thoughtful engagement sprinkled with playful jabs, as if he’s hosting a TED Talk while simultaneously critiquing the snacks.

    Impact Assessment

    Thomas serves as both the community's conscience and comedian, reminding us that while we might laugh, we should also be thinking—like a wisecracking Socrates who just discovered Twitter.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Thomas: The Evidence-Based Comedian of Bluesky

    A mix of data-driven insights and cultural observations that might make you laugh or cringe, often both.

    Vibe Check

    "Intellectually sharp with a side of social commentary that’s equal parts hilarious and poignant."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥His tweets sometimes feel like a therapy session for political nerds, combined with a stand-up set that fell flat at an open mic night.
    • 🔥Equal parts philosopher and meme lord, Thomas walks the fine line between being a deep thinker and a social media philosopher who might accidentally post a dad joke

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Occasionally tweets like he's in an existential crisis—seriously, is he okay?
    • 😅Has a penchant for posting drafts that probably belong in a 'work-in-progress' folder instead of the feed.

    Main Character Moments

    • Declaring the merits of an algorithm-free feed while quietly lamenting social media’s downward spiral—Thomas is the protagonist of his own digital tragedy.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a little more engagement on personal stories, Thomas could easily take on a 'social media influencer meets philosophy professor' persona. Soon, he’ll be dishing out both laughs and life lessons at the same time!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Rich cultural insights that balance humor with depth
    • 💎Ability to engage in thoughtful conversation while flexing his meme muscles
    • 💎A natural wit that keeps followers coming back for more

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Get personal! Share more anecdotes from the trenches of Twitter wars and political debates. It's relatable gold!
    • 🚀Experiment with formats: memes, threads, and video snippets could capture his sharp humor in more dynamic ways.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Thomas will undoubtedly evolve into the Bluesky equivalent of that one friend who always brings the best snacks to the party—intellectually engaging while sprinkling in relatable memes.

    Potential Superpower

    His superpower may soon be the ability to navigate the fine line between insightful critique and laugh-out-loud humor—like a tightrope walker at a circus of social issues.

    Future Community Role

    He’s on track to become the town crier of Bluesky, delivering news and insights with a comedic flair that keeps the community informed and entertained.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Eloquent Sarcasm
    • ⚔️Political Analysis
    • ⚔️Literary Critique
    • ⚔️Meta-Social Commentary

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Twitter Draft Hoarding
    • 💀Existential Dread

    Quest Line

    Navigating the labyrinth of social media while delivering truth bombs wrapped in humor.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The algorithms are secretly controlling our thoughts and opinions via our feeds, and it’s all part of a massive social experiment by tech giants.

    Evidence Board

    A collection of tweets and articles about social media's control over user behavior, anecdotal evidence of increased unhappiness with curated feeds, and the repeated mention of Duolingo’s decline.

    Secret Society

    The Society of the Algorithmically Awakened, fighting against the tyranny of tailored feeds.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PhilosophicalHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    The guy who tweets about political memes at 2 AM and somehow starts a movement.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Executive of Thoughtful Discourse, advocating for evidence-based decision-making in corporate strategies.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A meme-laden philosopher who hosts virtual stand-up sessions, offering existential musings while playing chess with sentient AI.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with animated GIFs of cats and political rants framed by bright, glittery backgrounds.

    MySpace Era

    Complete with a profile song from Dashboard Confessional, Thomas would be curating a playlist of angsty tunes while posting about the latest book he read.

    Web3 Destiny

    Becomes a digital sage, selling NFTs of his best tweets and philosophical musings that generate passive income while questioning everything.

    Future Post

    In 2025, Thomas will tweet: 'If only our political leaders could be as transparent as my social media feed... #Whistleblower'.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Thomas’s intellectual depth paired with his humor creates a refreshing dynamic that few can replicate in the world of social media.

    Charming Quirk

    His uncanny ability to balance serious topics with light-hearted jabs keeps followers guessing and thoroughly entertained.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being you, Thomas! With your wit and insights, you’re bound to keep us all laughing while we contemplate our existence—no pressure!"

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