"Do the right thing. Do what works. Be kind." Also known as Calvo Bianco. Father of 2, husband of 1, musician, software geek, tech nut. Dev advocate engineer @ Zoom Used to do stuff @ Redis, VMware and Pivotal. Dutchie. He/him. https://deployonfriday.com
Lars Rosenquist: The Dutch Delight of Digital Discourse
A tech-savvy father juggling software, sound, and social commentary with a dash of humor.
Think of a dad joke at a tech convention—enlightening, yet cringeworthy in all the right ways.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Lars is basically the AI advocate everyone needs but didn't ask for, shaking his fist at copyright like a dad at a kids' soccer game. Passionate? Check. Likes? 48—so that's a 'go' from the crowd!
His posts about concerts show a brave father navigating the musical tastes of his kids while clearly stuck in the 90s. Slipknot? That's not just a concert; it’s an emotional rollercoaster for dad. Passionate dad vibes are strong here, scoring 15 likes.
Lars doesn't just create memes; he crafts them. Who knew a joke about microwave metal could get more engagement than a heated debate on open-source software? 2576 likes—now that's some serious comedic firepower!
Writing Style
Lars writes like a caffeinated dad at a barbecue: casual, humorous, often with an unexpected twist. Expect tech musings sprinkled with dad jokes that could roast a turkey and a side of insightful commentary that leaves you feeling warm and fuzzy (but not overly cheesy).
Thought Leader Score
78.3%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Techie
Keeping It Real Score
87.5%Main Character Energy
- Witty commentary on everyday life
- Passionate about tech and music
- Quirky humor fused with tech knowledge
Secret Powers
- ✨Music production
- ✨Subtle social commentary
- ✨AI insights that are somehow entertaining
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A rich mixture of dad jokes, tech insights, and musical experiences bathed in social commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Write engaging, humorous posts that bridge tech and dad life, while maintaining a level of relatability.
Model Behavior
Like a slightly confused dad trying to set up Wi-Fi for the first time—endearing but often sidetracked.
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tech-savvy dad of two looking for someone who appreciates dad jokes and the occasional Slipknot concert! Bonus points if you're into AI shenanigans or just want to chat about microwaves."
Red Flags
- 🚩Tends to overanalyze AI implications at parties
- 🚩May reference obscure programming languages in casual conversation
- 🚩Possibly spends too much time thinking about microwaves.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about music; making playlists is a love language
- ✅Enjoys playful banter; humor is a central theme
- ✅Frequently shares interesting tech insights.
Perfect Match
An understanding partner who can roll with dad jokes and won't mind the occasional tech debate over dinner.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Friendly Humorist
Conversation Style
Engaging but with that subtle dad joke vibe—like he's giving you a foreshadowing of the punchline while you’re still processing the setup.
Impact Assessment
Lars has become the go-to dad figure in Bluesky, combining tech insights with just enough humor to keep everyone entertained and informed.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Lars Rosenquist: The Dutch Delight of Digital Discourse
A tech-savvy father juggling software, sound, and social commentary with a dash of humor.
Vibe Check
"Think of a dad joke at a tech convention—enlightening, yet cringeworthy in all the right ways."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Sometimes his posts feel like a dad trying to be hip—but honestly, we love the effort!
- 🔥Lars might just be one 'dad pun' away from starting a new trend: 'Tech Dad Jokes' as a genre.
- 🔥Posting 'if you’re cold, they’re cold' is peak dad wisdom; next he'll be suggesting how to fix the car with a spatula.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to find a better way to express his feelings without referencing AI—it's becoming an obsession!
- 😅Sometimes he drops jokes that require a decoder ring—maybe just stick with dad jokes?
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment he tried to explain why it's not okay to microwave metal, and we all felt both enlightened and slightly anxious.
- ✨The time he attempted to bake cookies for his kids while passionately discussing the pros and cons of tech gadgets.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Lars has the potential to evolve into a meme lord—combining tech insights with memes could attract an even broader audience.
Unique Advantages
- 💎His ability to intertwine tech and humor sets him apart from the usual techie crowd.
- 💎As a musician, he has a unique perspective that could resonate well with creative types in tech.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider crafting a series of tech memes to leverage humor better!
- 🚀Engage more with followers through interactive posts—polls about dad jokes, anyone?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Lars will become the unofficial meme ambassador for tech on Bluesky, sharing insightful commentary wrapped in humor.
Potential Superpower
Balancing serious tech talk with humor so well, he could probably convince a toaster to build a website.
Future Community Role
Could pave the way for more tech humorists, making Bluesky both informative and hilarious.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Shitposter
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Commentary
- ⚔️Dad Joke Crafting
- ⚔️Tech Insight Delivery
Weaknesses
- 💀Too Much AI Talk
- 💀Dad Jokes Overload
- 💀Occasional Musical Confusion
Quest Line
Master the art of blending tech, parenting, and humor into a cohesive online presence.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
AI is secretly building a better life for itself while we’re just here for the memes.
Evidence Board
Frequent references to AI developments and consistent awareness of copyright issues—what is he not telling us?
Secret Society
The Society of Tech-Obsessed Dads Who Make Jokes About Everything.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DadJokesAndTech
Twitter Main Character
The dad who tried to meme the entire tech industry but ended up just making everyone laugh.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Dad Jokes and Technology—unofficially responsible for office morale.
Metaverse Final Form
A lovable avuncular figure who hosts virtual concerts while live-tweeting dad jokes about the attendees.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with techno beats and a playlist featuring bands that were popular in the early 2000s with ironic captions.
Web3 Destiny
A DAO that funds dad jokes and tech startups simultaneously, leading to unprecedented community engagement in both fields.
Future Post
Just got done hosting a virtual reality concert with my kids—Slipknot meets the tech of the future!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Lars’s skill in acute observation mixed with a hearty dose of humor lights up the feed.
Charming Quirk
His knack for turning the mundane into something fun and engaging makes following him feel like a breath of fresh air.
Final Encouragement
"Keep rocking the dad vibe, Lars! Your posts are like virtual hugs—warm, slightly embarrassing, but always appreciated!"
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