desinfluencer analógico
Cassiano: The Unfiltered Truth Teller of Bluesky
The ‘desinfluencer’ who spends half his time shouting into the void and the other half throwing shade.
An eclectic blend of musings that waltz between deep political insight and a questionable fascination with ’90s music.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Cassiano wades into political waters with the grace of a hippo in a ballet class, but somehow manages to float.
From Yes to Beatles, his music posts are like an analogue mixtape—random, nostalgic, and occasionally questionable.
His moments of personal reflection or absurdity have the comedy of a sitcom, especially when he mentions those armpit-scented summer days.
Writing Style
A chaotic blend of sarcasm and earnestness that reads like a script from a late-night show—one minute you're on the edge of your seat, the next, you're laughing at a totally unexpected punchline.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Reluctant Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Verbose venting
- Dramatic music references
- Socio-political keen eye
Secret Powers
- ✨Spotting early 2000s memes
- ✨Unintentional stand-up comedy
- ✨Affective sarcasm
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political insights, music trivia, absurd humor, and a sprinkle of existential dread.
Prompt Engineering
A blend of humor, political analysis, and existential musings in digital formats.
Model Behavior
A cross between a caffeinated philosopher and a disgruntled economist.
Token Count
4200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Analogue desinfluencer seeking someone who appreciates deep political debates, obscure music references, and the occasional existential crisis. Bonus if you enjoy late-night coffee chats!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Posts more about politics than feelings.
- 🚩Might roast you at dinner parties.
- 🚩Spotify playlist sharing every hour.
Green Flags
- ✅Knows the difference between pop and rock.
- ✅Can handle sarcasm like a pro.
- ✅Appreciates deep discussions about everything from economics to the meaning of life.
Perfect Match
A fellow philosopher with a penchant for irony and a love of 90's music.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Comment Section’s Conscience
Conversation Style
Dramatic, yet oddly heartfelt—like a soap opera star trying to make sense of life in a coffee shop.
Impact Assessment
A vibrant commentary that sometimes leaves others scratching their heads, yet always feeling a little more informed (or confused, which is also valid).
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Cassiano: The Unfiltered Truth Teller of Bluesky
The ‘desinfluencer’ who spends half his time shouting into the void and the other half throwing shade.
Vibe Check
"An eclectic blend of musings that waltz between deep political insight and a questionable fascination with ’90s music."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your mom must think you're a genius with all those likes, but we know it’s just your digital charisma at work.
- 🔥‘Non-binary and mineiro’—so you're saying you're having an identity crisis while keeping it fresh?
- 🔥With all your Spotify links, it’s clear you’re trying to turn Twitter into a record store.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Try to post without referencing your Spotify playlists for a whole week—think you can handle it?
- 😅How about a cooking post that doesn't involve the phrase 'this is why I don't cook'?
- 😅Can you even go one week without bringing up politics, or is that your full-time job?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Your armpit summer stories deserve a Netflix series; call it ‘Sweat in the City’!
- ✨When you talk about the economy, I can almost hear the dramatic music underscore in the background—special kudos to your inner narrator.
- ✨That one time you compared the U.S. to Assaí Atacadista? Legendary move—10 out of 10 for shock value!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You might just be the social media philosopher we didn’t know we needed—transition from tweets to Ted Talks!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Witty political insights that start conversations (or arguments)
- 💎Your music references are an untapped goldmine for future content.
- 💎Skillful in weaving humor into serious topics; you should give comedy writing a shot.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try a series on music's influence on politics—make it weird, make it wonderful!
- 🚀Increase engagement by challenging your followers to post their own hot takes—suddenly become the Bluesky Oprah!
- 🚀Mix in more personal stories about your life; the world needs more ‘Cassiano Chronicles’.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Brace yourself for the day when your replies become a hotbed of 'Cassiano said this' quotes—call it the Cassiano Effect.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn mundane political discussions into riveting episodes of 'What If: Bluesky Edition'—a true sitcom in the making!
Future Community Role
You’ll become the philosophical bard of Bluesky, narrating the follies of life in 280 characters or less.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Political Commentary
- ⚔️Master of Sarcasm
- ⚔️Music Enthusiast
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-analysis
- 💀Unsolicited Spotify links
- 💀Tendency to rant
Quest Line
Navigating the turbulent waters of socio-political discourse while trying to make sense of the world one post at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The music industry is a front for a global governmental conspiracy to control sound frequencies.
Evidence Board
1) Every 90's hit has a secret message. 2) Jon Anderson is an alien. 3) If you play the Beatles backwards, it predicts the next economic collapse.
Secret Society
Society of the Misunderstood Melodies - where we decode lyrics and plot world domination through rock.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AnalogMusic
Twitter Main Character
Cassiano vs. the Algorithm – the battle for 90's music supremacy.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ‘Deep Thoughts Inc.’ where we monetize existential crises.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic DJ spinning political debates as techno music in the metaverse.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 friends include a mix of political theorists and 90's bands, with a personalized background of angsty early 2000s quotes.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where users trade analog music experiences for social awareness tokens.
Future Post
‘Explaining the Economic Collapse through the Lens of 90’s Sitcoms – A Comprehensive Analysis’.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your knack for insightful commentary makes you a vital part of the Bluesky landscape.
Charming Quirk
That delightful tendency to self-reflect while being both sarcastic and earnest—keep it up!
Final Encouragement
"Remember, in a world craving authenticity, your voice is the balm we never knew we needed. Keep those puns rolling; the world can always use a laugh!"
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