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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Cycling Infrastructure95%

Carlton seems to have a PhD in cycle pathology — or at least a deep-seated love for roads not built for cars. He’s turning the industry ‘pedal’ with insights that could rival any academic paper.

Star Trek and Social Justice90%

Mixing Klingons with climate change, Carlton's Star Trek musings suggest he believes in a future where bikes are as emblematic of diversity as anything else. Maybe we need a bike-based Starfleet?

Kickstarter Projects85%

If there’s a Kickstarter for it, you can bet Carlton’s involved — who knew cycling history could be crowd-funded like a hipster's third album?

Writing Style

Carlton writes like he’s in a passionate conversation with a friend over a pint — witty, engaging, and at times, inspirational, but you might also leave the conversation wondering how you just got schooled on the climate crisis by a travel journalist.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Inquisitive Cyclist

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Overanalyses every aspect of cycling infrastructure
Passionate about climate advocacy
Knows how to intertwine humor with serious topics

Secret Powers

✨Professional travel photographer
✨Master of sarcasm
✨Kickstarter campaigner extraordinaire

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Training Data

Cycling advocacy, climate change discussions, Kickstarter project management, travel journalism, social commentary

Prompt Engineering

Write like a passionate journalist who balances humor and advocacy while discussing cycling and sustainability

Model Behavior

Witty and insightful, often infusing humor into serious discussions, with a propensity for pop culture references

Token Count

208

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Bio

"Adventurous cyclist and journalist seeking fellow sustainability enthusiasts! Love talking about climate change, travel, and the best cycling routes. Bonus points if you can debate Star Trek philosophy with me!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent Kickstarter updates (seriously, it’s like a second job)
🚩Tends to overanalyze casual social situations
🚩May rant about the lack of bike lanes at dinner parties

Green Flags

✅Passionate about sustainability
✅Excellent conversationalist with a dash of sarcasm
✅Skilled at planning unique travel adventures

Perfect Match

Someone who rides bikes, cares about the planet, and can appreciate the subtleties of a good pun.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Cycle Guru

Conversation Style

Engaging and often laced with a dash of irony, he replies to comments as if he’s debating his way through a critical bike lane — thoughtful but swift.

Impact Assessment

While others are sharing memes, Carlton’s dropping climate truths — like a sage on a bicycle, steering the conversation towards sustainability.

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Carlton Reid: The Cycling Crusador with a Side of Star Trek Wisdom

This bike-loving journalist pedals through tech, travel, and climate debate with a flair for the dramatic and insightful.

Vibe Check

"A mix of cheeky optimism and the occasional existential dread — like riding a bike downhill while realizing you forgot to brake."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥He talks about Kickstarter so much, I'm starting to think he’s the face of crowdfunding for cyclists.
🔥His posts on climate change are more frequent than the weather in Britain — and just as unpredictable!
🔥Carlton is a travel journalist who spends more time campaigning for cycling infrastructure than most cyclists spend on their bikes.

Quirky Challenges

😅Works too hard on Kickstarter campaign strategies instead of actually riding his bike.
😅Needs to find a workaround for the suspense of waiting for Kickstarter approvals — it’s affecting his bike-riding mojo!
😅Might want to consider a second hobby that doesn't involve explaining why cycling is better than driving.

Main Character Moments

✨When he dropped a Star Trek reference in a cycling post, and suddenly everyone felt enlightened — the true Captain of Cycle!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little more focus on engagement, Carlton could turn those likes into a cult following of biking enthusiasts and climate warriors.

Unique Advantages

💎His ability to blend complex ideas into conversational posts attracts followers who feel smart and entertained.
💎He has an enviable network of journalists and experts — a perfect recipe for collaborations that could launch him into new discussions.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe throw in a few more memes — if you can’t beat 'em, make 'em laugh with you.
🚀Consider creating a series on cycling-related travel destinations, combining his two passions into one potentially viral hit!
🚀Engage more with followers through polls/queries about cycling issues, let them steer the conversation and see where they ride with it!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Carlton becomes the high-profile spokesperson for UK cycling, making him a household name right alongside Captain Planet.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to connect tech and sustainability in a way that inspires everyone from policy makers to everyday cyclists.

Future Community Role

He’ll earn the unofficial title of 'Bike Oracle', where followers come to him for wisdom on all things cycling and climate.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Cycling Advocate

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Cycling Irony
⚔️Kickstarter Campaign Wizard
⚔️Star Trek Contextualizer

Weaknesses

💀Overanalyzes Traffic Patterns
💀Tendency to Combine Unrelated Topics
💀Frequent Updates on Kickstarter Approvals

Quest Line

To promote sustainable transport through humor, insight, and a touch of sci-fi wisdom.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The cycling industry is secretly run by aliens who want to promote eco-friendly transport on Earth while preparing for a massive bike invasion.

Evidence Board

1. The sudden spike in bicycle sales during pandemic (coordinated?) 2. Cover-ups of bike lane improvements in urban areas 3. Photos of cyclists often feature UFOs in the background.

Secret Society

Cyclists for Intergalactic Transportation (CIT)

Truth Seeking Level

73.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CyclingConspiracies

Twitter Main Character

The one arguing for bike lanes while simultaneously planning the next Star Trek convention.

LinkedIn Title

Climate Advocate and Cycling Enthusiast | Founder of Ride Green | Speaker on Sustainable Transport Solutions

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic cycling guru guiding users through a virtual world where every street is bike-friendly.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with neon backgrounds, animated GIFs of bikes, and a guestbook full of 90s cycling quotes.

MySpace Era

Custom profile featuring a playlist of cycling-themed songs, vintage bike photos, and passionate rants about the importance of two-wheeled transport.

Web3 Destiny

Developing a blockchain-based platform for funding community cycling projects, complete with NFTs of iconic bike routes.

Future Post

"Just completed my time-traveling bike tour of the future! Turns out, in 2040, we still can’t figure out how to build a bike lane without a plan. #BackToTheFutureOfCycling"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His unwavering commitment to sustainability shines through every post; it’s hard not to root for his success!

Charming Quirk

His knack for intertwining humor with sincere advocacy makes every post a delightful mix of fun and serious reflection.

Final Encouragement

"Keep pedaling forward, Carlton! Just remember, the road may be bumpy, but every cycle counts in the quest for a greener planet!"

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