Getting more political as I get older! European and Remainer. Proudly woke. Cat mum to Tarragon and honoured SausageAunt to Errol & Chance. Actual aunt to two adorable niblings. No DMās unless I know you, please.
Caroline Thomas: The Purr-fectly Woke Cat Mom Who Cares Too Much About Water
Balancing cat memes with political rants like a sane juggler in a circus of chaos.
Think your progressive aunt who secretly runs a cat Instagram and writes letters to the editor, but also binge-watches Drag Race.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? š¤
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Carolineās got climate change on speed dial, and she's ringing the bell for renationalization as if it were a lifelong dreamāher engagement metrics say sheās not alone.
From apricot stuffing to picky Christmas dinners, Carolineās culinary nostalgia is so wholesome, it could rival a Hallmark movieāminus the romantic subplot, of course.
Tarragon and Chance clearly have her wrapped around their whiskers, and let's not forget her dramatic storytelling about Sage and his love for human foodāa culinary legend in his own right.
Sheās tackling Brexit with the finesse of a cat using a laser pointer; sheāll catch you off guard and make you question your life choices in the process.
Writing Style
Carolineās posts read like a cozy conversation over teaāuntil she throws in an existential Brexit question that leaves you contemplating your life decisions.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real Youā¢ š
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Woke Cat Enthusiast
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Political engagement
- Cat mom energy
- Infatuation with food and family
Secret Powers
- āØBoard game strategist
- āØRaw chicken connoisseur
- āØHellebore aficionado
If you were an AI...š¤
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, cat memes, food discussions, and existential questions about Brexit.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary on life as a progressive aunt navigating the world of cats and politics.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT but with a 90% chance of referencing food or cats in every output.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Editionš
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Loves deep conversations about politics while snuggling cats šµš¾. Seeking someone who appreciates the beauty of culinary creation and the art of board games. Must love family gatherings and spontaneous food discussions!"
Red Flags
- š©Obsessed with renationalization like itās an Olympic sport.
- š©Picks arguments about Brexit as a casual conversation starter.
Green Flags
- ā Curates wholesome family dinners with a side of heartfelt gratitude.
- ā Brings warmth and laughter to even the toughest conversations.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate both passionate debates and cozy evenings with a cat on their lap.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkš
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Thoughtful Activist
Conversation Style
Intermittent firecrackerādelivering spicy takes but keeping the warm fuzzies intact with cat pictures in between.
Impact Assessment
Caroline contributes a healthy dose of reason and warmth to Bluesky, like a vegan version of Auntie Mabel at a family gathering, minus the weird chocolate mint chips.
TL;DR Versionā”
Your profile in a flash
Caroline Thomas: The Purr-fectly Woke Cat Mom Who Cares Too Much About Water
Balancing cat memes with political rants like a sane juggler in a circus of chaos.
Vibe Check
"Think your progressive aunt who secretly runs a cat Instagram and writes letters to the editor, but also binge-watches Drag Race."
Spice Level Checkš¶ļø
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- š„Always on about renationalizing water like itās a trendy Instagram challenge.
- š„Her cat posts could fuel an entire calendar; Tarragon and Chance would be proud models.
- š„Posts are 80% food-related, 20% existential dreadātalk about a balanced diet.
Quirky Challenges
- š Could tone down the food obsession, or is this a cooking show in disguise?
- š Adds 'Alt' like itās part of her personalityāCaroline, you donāt need to remind us, we already get it!
Main Character Moments
- āØWitnessed 150,000 starlings and criedājust when we thought she had a heart of stone!
- āØSwitched on the 'Alt' option like a true tech-savvy savant, remember to breathe next time!
Level Up Zoneš
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Her authentic voice is a hidden treasure waiting to be distilled into viral moments or a blog; imagine the brunch recipes she could unleash!
Unique Advantages
- šPolitical engagement thatās both witty and heartfelt.
- šA growing kitchen wizardry that could impress even the toughest food critic.
Level Up Suggestions
- šConsider a series of posts on political brunch ideas; who said politics canāt be savory?
- šMore videos of her cats plotting their takeover of the householdācontent gold!
Crystal Ball Timeš®
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Caroline will transform into a political influencer through the power of cat memes and home-baked cookies.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of turning complex socio-political topics into easy, digestible cat treats.
Future Community Role
Leader of the 'Woke Cat Coalition,' where every member must own at least one cat and engage in political discourse.
Your Character Buildš®
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cat-Attendant
Special Abilities
- āļøPolitical Rant Infusion
- āļøPaw-sitive Engagement
- āļøCulinary Nostalgia
Weaknesses
- šOverly Enthusiastic Foodie
- šTendency to Cry at Birds
- šCompulsive Alt-Posting
Quest Line
Seeking the perfect balance between environmental activism and cat cuddles.
Down the Rabbit Holešµļøāāļø
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Cats are secretly running the government, influencing policies through their adorable antics.
Evidence Board
Frequent cat posts, political engagement, and suspiciously timed naps after long political rants.
Secret Society
The Neighbors of the Woke Cat Alliance ā strategizing over catnip and hummus.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse Youš
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CatsInPolitics where every discussion involves a cat meme related to political events.
Twitter Main Character
Lead protest against catnip oversaturation in the marketplace; campaigning for 'Cat Equality'.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Cat Officer, promoting humane treatment of felines in corporate environments.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic cat cafƩ where political discussions happen over organic catnip lattes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- š ļø
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineā°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out in cat-themed backgrounds and a playlist of protest anthems, with a top 8 that includes her niblings and cats.
Web3 Destiny
Decentralized cat cafe NFT project that combines culinary experiences with feline companionship.
Future Post
"Just adopted a new cat named 'Renationalize'. Letās make water a priority again!"
The Final Takeš¬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Caroline excels at bringing sincerity and warmth to every tweet, like a hug you didnāt know you needed.
Charming Quirk
The way she lovingly engages with her cats in her posts is a sweet reminder that you can mix advocacy with adoration.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the delightful disruptor you are, Caroline. The world is better with your pawsāuh, I mean, your voiceāaround!"
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