Cassie/Nova

@cassiehart.bsky.social

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Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

Award winning Māori/Pakeha queer writer of speculative fiction, editor, and mentor from Aotearoa New Zealand. she/they/ia Kāi Tahu/Kāti Māmoe

Cassie/Nova: The Speculative Sage of Bluesky

A blend of creativity and candor sprinkled with political spice.

Imagine a warm cup of tea with a dash of existential dread, served with a side of speculative fiction.

88.5%

Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Creativity and Grants

90%

Political Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Creativity and Grants75%

Cassie's posts on grant rejections and creative slumps read like the diary of an artist stuck in a tragicomedy, where the universe keeps swiping left on their creative endeavors.

Political Commentary90%

When it comes to NZ politics, Cassie's thoughts are sharper than a chef's knife—she slices through the BS with surgical precision and serves it with a side of humor.

Cuteness Overload60%

Every now and then, Cassie blesses our feeds with furry companions as if to say, 'Here’s a mood-lifter amidst the chaos!' Who can resist a good pet graphic?

Writing Style

Cassie's writing style is casual yet sharp, like a summer breeze that sneakily gives you goosebumps. They balance personal reflection with societal critique, making you rethink your entire existence while laughing.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Provocateur

Keeping It Real Score

88.5%

Main Character Energy

Māori/Pakeha cultural commentary
Witty political insights
Sharing adorable pet graphics

Secret Powers

✨Artistic graphic design
✨Book recommendations
✨Community organizing

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political commentary, creative writing, cute animals, emotional reflections.

Prompt Engineering

Create a blend of creativity, culture, and critique with a sprinkle of humor.

Model Behavior

Thoughtful and witty—mixing humor with profound observations.

Token Count

450

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Award-winning writer who’s a mix of cultural critique and cuteness! Always down for deep discussions and cute pets. Looking for someone who appreciates creativity and political banter."

Red Flags

🚩May have emotional breakdowns during grant season
🚩Too opinionated about politics

Green Flags

✅Cares deeply about social issues
✅Can recommend great books for any mood

Perfect Match

Someone who loves to debate but also cuddle with cute animals!

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

Local Activist and Intellectual

Conversation Style

Warm and encouraging but not afraid to throw shade at dodgy political moves; basically, the friend who keeps it real while still bringing cookies.

Impact Assessment

Cassie's presence in the community is like a lighthouse guiding lost ships—much-needed guidance in turbulent political waters.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Cassie/Nova: The Speculative Sage of Bluesky

A blend of creativity and candor sprinkled with political spice.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a warm cup of tea with a dash of existential dread, served with a side of speculative fiction."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Cassie’s grant applications must have been written in invisible ink, they’ve seen more rejections than a bad Tinder date.
🔥Their posts about the weather could single-handedly fund a meteorology degree, yet they still prefer cooler temps over climate pleasantries.

Quirky Challenges

😅Trying to find a way to live tweet their emotional support for emails while still managing daily life; it’s like juggling but with higher stakes and a lot more caffeine.
😅Somehow making a body-horror comic bundle while simultaneously feeling lost in post-project blues—it's poetic and a little chaotic.

Main Character Moments

✨When they declared they were going back to university and needed money, it felt like watching a superhero origin story unfold.
✨That moment they described their emotions about an amazing shooting star like they were auditioning for a poetry reading.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Cassie has the potential to become the go-to source for queer speculative fiction commentary in New Zealand—a blend of cultural critique and satire could be their secret recipe.

Unique Advantages

💎Cultural roots that add depth to their work
💎An engaging writing style that connects with diverse audiences
💎A knack for sparking important conversations on Bluesky

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider hosting live discussions on trending topics to amp up engagement.
🚀Start a monthly book club focusing on queer authors or speculative fiction—your followers will thank you!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Cassie may well evolve into a full-fledged online community leader, passionately advocating for causes while hosting engaging events.

Potential Superpower

Mastering the art of weaving personal narratives with political urgency—like a bard of the digital age, they'll weave stories that inspire action.

Future Community Role

As an outspoken advocate, they might find themselves leading grassroots movements or becoming a recognizable voice for the marginalized.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Wordsmith

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Political Commentary
⚔️Cuteness Overload Posting
⚔️Grant Rejection Resilience

Weaknesses

💀Grant Application Blues
💀Post-Project Slump

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of creativity while advocating for social justice.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There’s an underground network of grant committees that are actually controlled by cats, ensuring all funds go towards feline-friendly projects.

Evidence Board

An inexplicable number of cat memes appearing during grant season; the number of rejected applications correlates with the number of cats on the internet.

Secret Society

The Society of Perpetually Rejected Artists (SPRA)—a support group for those with more rejection letters than friends.

Truth Seeking Level

73.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SpeculativeFictionCritics

Twitter Main Character

The person who tweets during every political debate, garnering thousands of likes for their sharp commentary.

LinkedIn Title

Cassie, the Creative Consultant who specializes in Grant Writing Hacks.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital avatar selling cozy, speculative fiction-themed NFTs while advocating for social justice.

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Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decorated with sparkly graphics and a running blog about their struggles to find meaningful connections in a digital world.

MySpace Era

Top 8 features a mix of favorite authors, B-list indie bands, and cute animal pics.

Web3 Destiny

Revolutionizing the grant application process via blockchain technology, making it transparent and fair for all artists.

Future Post

Just secured a grant against all odds! Who knew cats could be so helpful in funding applications?😼

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Cassie's ability to blend personal reflections with sharp social critique is their superpower—an alchemical mix that turns mundane thoughts into golden threads of wisdom.

Charming Quirk

Their affinity for furry companions and weather updates brings warmth to serious discussions—like the cozy sweater you wear while debating existentialism.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining brightly, Cassie! The world needs your unique voice and perspective—just be sure to touch grass every now and then!"

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