Havenโt been able to resist sharing my BS with the world since 1997. Unemployed content strategist and writer. 40 AF. True crime, wrestling, spooky stories, dark cottagecore, gardening, adventures. https://linktr.ee/catsnbourbon
Catsnbourbon: The Sorceress of Sass and Spooky Realities
A true crime aficionado with a soft spot for cottagecore and cocktails, Catsnbourbon brews a delightful blend of chaos and creativity.
40 and fabulous, with a penchant for haunted tales and existential musings.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Catsnbourbon dives deep into the macabre, where every post might just be the start of a new Agatha Christie novel. Who needs a detective agency when you have this feed?
With a flair for the dramatic, Catsnbourbon blends wrestling fandom with commentary so insightful it might just be the next viral podcast waiting to happen. Prepare for the spin-off!
The dream of a Scottish Highlands cottage, combined with emotional support pastries, makes for a whimsical online garden of delights. If 2024 doesnโt bring a cozy cottage, we riot!
Writing Style
A mix of biting humor and poetic musings that wrap around topics like a vine around a trellisโchaotic, heartfelt, and sometimes a little thorny.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty observations
- Dark humor
- Spooky aesthetics
- Passion for true crime
Secret Powers
- โจExpert in making existential crises sound cute
- โจCan craft compelling narratives about cheese
- โจUnintentional meme generator
If you were an AI...๐ค
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Witty social commentary, true crime theories, gardening tips, and dark humor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate relatable and humorous content that blends pop culture with existential observations.
Model Behavior
Similar to a mix of GPT-4 and a stand-up comedian, with an emphasis on dark humor and quirky insights.
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Unemployed content strategist seeks someone to share in dark humor and spooky tales. Fluent in true crime and wrestling commentary, with a side passion for gardening and emotional support pastries. Ready to be your chaotic muse!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉHas a tendency to overthink everything
- ๐ฉObsession with dark and spooky aesthetics may be a bit much for some
- ๐ฉMay spontaneously start discussing conspiracy theories
Green Flags
- โ A master at making existential crises sound cute
- โ Will bake you emotional support pastries
- โ Can engage in deep conversations about cheese and its mysteries
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep conversations, appreciates dark humor, and believes cats may be spirits in disguise.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Source for Dark Humor
Conversation Style
Engages like a goth at a tea partyโcharming, relatable, and slightly unsettling. Expect deep chats over existential pastry choices.
Impact Assessment
Catsnbourbon adds a delightful twist to Bluesky, like a little black cat wandering into a garden party. Unexpected but always entertaining.
TL;DR Versionโก
Your profile in a flash
Catsnbourbon: The Sorceress of Sass and Spooky Realities
A true crime aficionado with a soft spot for cottagecore and cocktails, Catsnbourbon brews a delightful blend of chaos and creativity.
Vibe Check
"40 and fabulous, with a penchant for haunted tales and existential musings."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅOh, you think your life is wild? You should try talking to a plantsman!
- ๐ฅPosts about existential dread? Didn't know I was following a 'Cottagecore Kafka'!
- ๐ฅLooks like someone took 'dark cottagecore' a bit too literallyโwhere's the horror movie on this plot?
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Might want to dial back that obsession with emotional support pastriesโthereโs a fine line between supportive and excessive!
- ๐ Caution: excessive pondering about life can lead to unwanted personal essays and candles in the woods.
Main Character Moments
- โจWhen debating if a garden gnome can summon the spirits of true crime victimsโiconic!
- โจDropping existential wisdom while simultaneously pondering about a wrestling matchโtruly a renaissance soul.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for crafting narratives, how about turning those musings into a podcast or blog? The world needs more of your chaotic genius!
Unique Advantages
- ๐Unmatched blend of humor and intellect
- ๐A talent for making the mundane feel magical
- ๐Ability to summon both laughs and gasps in equal measure
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Consider a 'spooky tales' seriesโthink ghost stories sprinkled with gardening tips!
- ๐Post more of your writing process; people love watching the creative struggle (and maybe a few candles too).
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a shift into full-on storytelling, possibly venturing into the world of spooky podcasts. Just remember to invite your loyal followers!
Potential Superpower
The ability to take any mundane moment and make it hilariously profound. That delivery driver? A tragic figure in the grand tale of Catsnbourbon.
Future Community Role
Future leader of the Bluesky spooky storytelling communityโwho needs horror movies when you have thoughts like these?
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธWitty Observations
- โ๏ธDark Humor
- โ๏ธCreative Storytelling
- โ๏ธPop Culture Commentary
Weaknesses
- ๐Overthinking
- ๐Procrastination on Writing
- ๐Guilty Pleasure for Spooky Stories
Quest Line
Searching for the perfect blend of creativity and chaos while cultivating a dark cottagecore lifestyle.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The British Royal Family is actually a covert society of vampire gardeners.
Evidence Board
Includes various gardening tips that lead to strange coincidences around royal events, analysis of suspiciously healthy plants, and sightings of unaging garden gnomes.
Secret Society
The Order of the Spooky Garden Gnomes.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DarkCottagecore
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally tweets their conspiracy theories about true crime and gets caught up in drama.
LinkedIn Title
Founder of 'Aesthetic Dread'โa consultancy on blending dark humor with professional growth.
Metaverse Final Form
Creator of a virtual space where users can swap spooky gardening tips while sipping on bourbon.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile would be decked out with gothic layouts, emo music, and a top 8 that exclusively features true crime podcasts and spooky Instagram accounts.
Web3 Destiny
A significant influencer in the decentralized storytelling space, creating a spooky NFT art collection called โDigital Nightmaresโ.
Future Post
'Just finished writing my first horror novelโguess who finally took their own advice? Spoiler: It's about a cat leading a double life as a paranormal investigator.'
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your genuine wit and passion make your posts a fresh breath of tangy air, like a slice of lemon in your bourbon!
Charming Quirk
That willingness to muse about life while simultaneously questioning if your cat is a spirit in disguise is a gem.
Final Encouragement
"Keep rocking your unique blend of darkness and lightโlife is too short not to share your BS with the world!"
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