Christopher Granholm

@cdgranholmjr.bsky.social

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Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Smiling and laughing instead of giving in to the existential dread. I admire artists and creatives! Born when years started with the number “1” 🇲🇽🇺🇸 He/Him Please read my stuff: https://allmylinks.com/cdgranholmjr278

Christopher Granholm: Dreadless Wonder of Bluesky

Navigating existential crises with a smile and a talented thumbs-up!

Your local existentialist cheerleader, sprinkling creativity and wit all over the Bluesky landscape.

88%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Existential Dread

80%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existential Dread75%

This is less of a theme and more of a lifestyle choice—like opting for dark roast coffee and cologne that smells like midlife crisis.

Celebrating Artists80%

A regular Picasso enthusiast; if you paint it, he will tweet it! There's an art to this appreciation—like finding a Van Gogh in an IKEA.

Political Observations70%

Navigating the political landscape with the grace of a cat on a Roomba—chaotic yet strangely mesmerizing.

Cute Animals90%

The adoration for adorable critters hits harder than a toddler throwing a tantrum over a toy—pure and unfiltered love.

Writing Style

A blend of witty one-liners and heartfelt observations, like a piñata filled with both confetti and concerns about societal issues.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Lighthearted Intellectual

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Fluent in meme and political discourse
Professional cheerleader for artists
Existential humorist extraordinaire

Secret Powers

✨Engaging in deep political debates with a wink
✨Bringing joy to even the dreariest topics
✨Spotting the cutest animals in the timeline

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A combination of memes, political discourse, existential philosophy, and adorable animal content.

Prompt Engineering

Generate content that balances wit and warmth, with a focus on artists and social commentary.

Model Behavior

Like a gently sarcastic human mixed with a curious cat—always observing, always engaging.

Token Count

750

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Looking for someone to share existential musings and cute animal videos with. If you appreciate artists and can turn political chaos into laughter, we might just vibe!"

Red Flags

🚩Excessive existential pondering—be prepared for deep talks at the oddest hours!
🚩May occasionally get lost in political debates that could rival political science classes.

Green Flags

✅Loves supporting artists, both big and small—your creative passions will never go unnoticed!
✅Can make even mundane topics feel like a breezy conversation at a café.

Perfect Match

Someone who can share memes at midnight and chat about art over coffee!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Heartfelt Debater

Conversation Style

Charming and direct, with enough charm to sweet-talk a cat into doing tricks.

Impact Assessment

Like a warm cup of cocoa on a rainy day, unexpectedly soothing and incredibly uplifting.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Christopher Granholm: Dreadless Wonder of Bluesky

Navigating existential crises with a smile and a talented thumbs-up!

Vibe Check

"Your local existentialist cheerleader, sprinkling creativity and wit all over the Bluesky landscape."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your replies are like caffeine—highly energizing but sometimes slightly bitter!
🔥You have a PhD in making political commentary sound like a sitcom.
🔥Your enthusiasm for cute animals is rivaled only by my enthusiasm for pizza.

Quirky Challenges

😅Mastering the art of brevity—tweeting without writing an essay could be a challenge!
😅Finding ways to spread joy without mentioning existential dread (it's like a superhero with no powers!).

Main Character Moments

✨That time you celebrated Chadwick Boseman's birthday with the enthusiasm of a kid on Christmas morning.
✨Every post about artists has you sounding like the proud parent at an art show—always supportive, never critical!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your ability to engage can grow, like a sunflower reaching for the sun.

Unique Advantages

💎Strong command over humor and empathy, making you a delightful presence online.
💎An eye for creative expressions and political insights, perfect for a blog or podcast.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try diving deeper into fewer topics; quality over quantity could be your new mantra!
🚀Consider hosting a weekly Twitter Spaces to share your artistic passions with a live audience.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect to see you morph into a full-fledged influencer—holding art showcases while sipping matcha lattes!

Potential Superpower

Your ability to make even the bleakest topics entertaining could become your superpower; watch out, world!

Future Community Role

A blend of witty observer and motivational cheerleader, making you the go-to source for positivity.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Heartfelt Intellectual

Special Abilities

⚔️Inspirational Post Whisperer
⚔️Existential Dread Diffuser
⚔️Cuteness Magnifier

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to wander into deep philosophical rabbit holes
💀Can turn a simple tweet into a thesis on social justice

Quest Line

To spread joy and creativity while navigating the existential dread of the digital age.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The world is secretly run by cute animals; the cuter they are, the more power they hold.

Evidence Board

1. All political leaders have pets; 2. Cats have mysteriously gotten better at internet engagement; 3. All attention is diverted towards adorable animal content instead of politics.

Secret Society

Society for the Preservation of Cuteness—dedicated to ensuring all animals are treated like royalty.

Truth Seeking Level

42%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CuteCatVideos—where only the fluffiest are allowed!

Twitter Main Character

A trending topic for posting every cute animal sighting in Missouri; they'd be a local sensation!

LinkedIn Title

An art consultant focused on elevating under-recognized artists—turning dreams into careers one connection at a time.

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate curator of the Metaverse, hosting virtual art shows that showcase creativity from every corner of the digital realm.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An angsty GeoCities page with a background of spinning kittens, complete with existential poetry.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized MySpace profile featuring a top eight of favorite albums, with an art blog post for every song.

Web3 Destiny

Becomes an NFT artist showcasing the cutest critters, with a following that rivals major celebrity accounts.

Future Post

"Remembering Chadwick Boseman on what would have been his 60th birthday—his legacy continues to inspire us all! ❤️"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your warmth and creativity shine through every post, illuminating the soggiest of online days.

Charming Quirk

The way you intertwine smiles, political insights, and love for cute animals is like a heartwarming rom-com: you just can't help but smile.

Final Encouragement

"Keep spreading that joy and creativity—your Bluesky feed is like a rescue dog: it might be a little chaotic, but it's full of love!"

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