34. Came up in Warrnambool. Live Merri-Bek. Gay. Studying Psychology. WB member @westernbulldogs.bsky.social. Diagnosed Crohn's 1993. If we fell out on the other site, don't assume I still hold a position you decided you hated me for.
Brenton Eccles: The Kimchi Crusader of Bluesky
A mix of political scorn and culinary passion packed into one engaging persona.
Like a well-aged wine - a little tangy, occasionally spicy, and guaranteed to stimulate interesting conversations.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Brenton has a gift for turning his gastronomical grievances into viral moments. I mean, who else can get over 6,921 likes asking for more kimchi in America?
From championing Kamala Harris to critiquing the British dairy drama, Brenton tackles political topics with a blend of humor and a touch of indignation. It's like watching a political stand-up special, but with more references to Crohn's disease.
Whether he's reflecting on #SpotifyWrapped or the latest cringe moments from mainstream media, his critiques feel like conversations with that one friend who knows too much about everything.
Writing Style
Brenton's writing is like a jazz solo — it flows easily between sharp wit and heartfelt insight, sometimes hitting a dissonant note just to keep you on your toes.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Food critic with a side of political commentary
- Psychology student occasionally diving into deep existential musings
- A master of the sarcastic quip
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating viral posts about seemingly mundane topics
- ✨Synthesizing complex political situations into relatable tweets
- ✨Making memes out of academic frustration
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, food culture, memes, and psychology studies.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze complex social dynamics through the lens of culinary experiences and satirical wit.
Model Behavior
Engages in clever commentary while exploring deep societal issues.
Token Count
2000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Psychology student with a passion for food, politics, and witty banter. If you’re into kimchi and political debates, let's connect!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsession with kimchi that borders on fanaticism.
- 🚩Too much sarcasm may cause eye-rolling in sensitive folks.
Green Flags
- ✅Thoughtful and insightful about current events.
- ✅Loves deep discussions over dinner.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys food, politics, and light-hearted roasting.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Culinary Conscience of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Brenton’s replies read like a mix of a friendly debate and a well-timed roast. He knows how to stir the pot, literally and figuratively!
Impact Assessment
His presence is essential, adding flavor and a dash of intellect to an otherwise bland discourse.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Brenton Eccles: The Kimchi Crusader of Bluesky
A mix of political scorn and culinary passion packed into one engaging persona.
Vibe Check
"Like a well-aged wine - a little tangy, occasionally spicy, and guaranteed to stimulate interesting conversations."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Somehow manages to make everything about food - this is the internet equivalent of finding a way to fit avocados into every recipe.
- 🔥When he leaves a social media site, it’s less like quitting and more like a dramatic exit with a flair for the theatrical—cue the slow-motion walkaway.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅His obsession with kimchi might make a perfectly normal dinner party feel like a food critic’s review.
- 😅The Twitter-to-Bluesky transition was smoother than his willingness to drop political hot takes—he's possibly a more diplomatic version of the 'angry gay friend' trope.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Going off about people not knowing about the coup before it hit mainstream news like he's an underground news anchor.
- ✨Expressing 'Millennial disgust' like it's a newly discovered art form - Monet would be proud.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he leans into his food critiques more, he might just become the next viral food influencer bridging culinary delights and political discourse.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A strong grasp on current events makes him an engaging conversationalist.
- 💎His humor differentiates him in niche discussions, putting the 'fun' in function.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a food blog that integrates political commentary – 'Crohn's Cuisine & Current Events' has a nice ring to it!
- 🚀Use his psychology studies to create posts that unpack the social dynamics in food culture – #FoodForThought!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Brenton will become the go-to voice on Bluesky for all things culinary and political, attracting more followers than a cat meme on a slow day.
Potential Superpower
Crafting the perfect roast that clients might want to hire him for their dinner parties.
Future Community Role
In the future, he may play a pivotal role as the ‘Sage of Snacks’—offering both culinary recommendations and emotional support to fellow users.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Culinary Critic
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Viral Food Rants
- ⚔️Deep Political Analysis
- ⚔️Millennial Existentialism
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Dinner Parties
- 💀Too Many Kimchi Posts
- 💀Occasional Existential Crisis
Quest Line
Navigating the choppy waters of politics while spicing things up with food critiques.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Kimchi is secretly an ancient superfood that holds the key to world peace.
Evidence Board
1. Over 80k people listen to kimchi podcasts. 2. The rise of global protests often coincides with increased kimchi sales. 3. Governments are terrified of its health benefits becoming too public.
Secret Society
The Brotherhood of Fermented Foods
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WeirdFoodCombinations
Twitter Main Character
The one who creates an uproar over Australian culinary traditions.
LinkedIn Title
Senior Director of Food-Based Political Activism
Metaverse Final Form
A sentient food critic who hosts virtual cooking shows focusing on social issues.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An aesthetically questionable profile with an excessive background of vegetables and a custom playlist of protest songs.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized food politics platform that connects chefs and activists.
Future Post
"Just discovered a new Kimchi-based dish that could solve world hunger – the future is delicious!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Brenton's wit and insights make him a beacon of humor and depth in the Bluesky community.
Charming Quirk
His constant references to food, paired with sharp political commentary, create a uniquely layered experience.
Final Encouragement
"Keep serving up those tasty social dishes, Brenton - the world is hungry for your bold flavors and spicy takes!"
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