smt = sexo, maconha e te amo frank ocean (ele/dele)
🔮 A Nostalgia do Desespero
A vida como um filme indie: aspiracional, confusa e com muitos cães.
Um misto de pessimismo divertido e sonhar alto, como se o Pinterest tivesse vida própria.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From wanting a life in the mountains to asking for a Nintendo Switch, the dream is strong but the execution? Oof.
The battle with biology and physics feels like a Shakespearean tragedy, but at least there's humor in the pain.
Crushes in France and deep emotional reflections say, 'I'm not just a student, I'm a hopeless romantic,' and it's adorable.
Writing Style
Short bursts of chaotic energy that perfectly mirror their thoughts, like someone clicking through a TikTok feed of life’s absurdity.
Thought Leader Score
60%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Dreamy Underachiever
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Laid-back honesty with a side of chaos
- A fervent love for dogs
- Nostalgic movie references
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating existential crises out of mundane tasks
- ✨In-depth analysis of fictional crushes
- ✨Unintentionally gathering an army of followers with their charm
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A collection of existential musings, dog affection, and spontaneous rants about school and life aspirations.
Prompt Engineering
If a laid-back philosopher with a penchant for chaos and dogs were trained on the emotional landscapes of high school dilemmas.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets a laid-back indie film protagonist, filled with artistic sensibilities and confusion.
Token Count
456
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎬 Aspiring filmmaker lost in the world of dreams and dog cuddles. Bio nerd on a quest for higher knowledge and Nintendo Switches."
Red Flags
- 🚩Often forgets about responsibilities (and dogs)
- 🚩Meltdowns over exams
- 🚩Unrealistic dreamer tendencies
Green Flags
- ✅High emotional intelligence
- ✅Deep discussions about life
- ✅Loves dogs way too much
Perfect Match
Someone who shares my obsession with indie films and can handle my existential rants.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Relatable Philosopher
Conversation Style
Casual, a bit random, and entertaining—like a late-night talk with friends.
Impact Assessment
Contributes a unique blend of humor and depth, making them the go-to for both laughs and existential dread.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
🔮 A Nostalgia do Desespero
A vida como um filme indie: aspiracional, confusa e com muitos cães.
Vibe Check
"Um misto de pessimismo divertido e sonhar alto, como se o Pinterest tivesse vida própria."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts make me feel like I'm reading an emo diary from 2010—full of dreams and questionable life choices!
- 🔥If Pepsi is the end of the world, then your bio is the soundtrack of the apocalypse—beautiful chaos!
- 🔥You're like a puppy in a room full of mirrors: so much potential, but just knocking into all the wrong things.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Posting about wanting a Switch yet not knowing how to pass a biology test—#Priorities.
- 😅Falling into deep existential thought while simultaneously pulling a 'meh' on school challenges.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring oneself as the next big auteur while having a meltdown over a Spanish exam.
- ✨The 'I'm going to disappear' drama that rivals even the best teen movies.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your knack for storytelling could seriously shine in the creative realm—think vlogs or short stories!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A relatable persona that sticks; everyone loves an underdog living their truth.
- 💎An inherent ability to capture the absurdity of life, perfect for satirical writing.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try threading your dreams into your posts more—let us in on your escapism!
- 🚀Engage in more discussions; your perspective is golden—let's hear it!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see some ambitious content; a short film about a day in your life is practically begging to happen.
Potential Superpower
Transcendental melancholy that effortlessly draws in followers—an emotional magnet.
Future Community Role
Your wisdom will grow, making you the resident Dr. Phil of Bluesky’s college crowd.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Dreamy Underachiever
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Aspirational Daydreaming
- ⚔️Dog Lover's Aura
- ⚔️Spontaneous Meltdown Initiator
Weaknesses
- 💀Procrastination
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Switch-less Gaming
Quest Line
Navigate the turbulent waters of academia while dreaming of life as a mountain hermit with endless VHS tapes.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is actively trying to distract us with exams while denying us our Nintendo Switches.
Evidence Board
1. School stress correlates with lack of gaming options. 2. Teachers always give pop quizzes after students plan fun weekends. 3. Mercury is retrograde, man!
Secret Society
Society of Pondering Pup Lovers
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialFurballs
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally lofted a tweet that spurred a debate on whether dogs understand physics—an instant classic.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Dreamy Aspirations, specializing in philosophical rants and whimsical film projects that no one can fund.
Metaverse Final Form
A floating casual chat room where people hang out with their dogs, discussing life and mythical Nintendo Switches.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile showcases a top 8 featuring favorite indie films, with an iconic background of a sunset and Frank Ocean quotes.
Web3 Destiny
A digital utopia where everyone communicates through memes and dog pictures, totally cutting out the need for actual responsibilities.
Future Post
"Just passed my biology exam—celebrating with a basset hound and some Frank Ocean tunes! Who needs a Switch when you have dreams?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your vulnerability is your superpower; it invites everyone to share in the chaos of life with you.
Charming Quirk
The way you casually drop in your love for Frank Ocean makes every post feel like a soundtrack to a coming-of-age film.
Final Encouragement
"Keep weaving that beautiful tapestry of dreams, chaos, and dog love—your followers are here for the journey!"
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