Celsus 🌱Ⓥ

@celsuscassius.bsky.social

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2,459

Posts

7,055

Following

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Joined

Sep 16, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Liebe und Mitgefühl sollten Triebfeder jedweder Politik sein. Ceterum censeo AfD esse delendam. #GoVegan #HumanRights

Celsus 🌱Ⓥ: The Social Justice Warrior We Didn't Know We Needed

A vegan activist with a knack for political commentary, Celsus is like that friend who can recite Shakespeare while critiquing your brunch choices.

Think of a cross between a passionate activist and your favorite sarcastic TikTok influencer—fierce but fun.

92%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Political Critique

90%

Social Justice

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Critique85%

From Canadian PM drama to German political jokes, Celsus serves hot takes like a food truck in a hipster neighborhood. Just remember, the only thing sharper than their wit is their moral compass!

Social Justice90%

Celsus tackles social issues like a superhero with a vegan cape—always ready to swoop in with a hashtag and a side of sass. Justice is served, with a side of kale!

Climate Change80%

With climate urgency echoing in every post, Celsus could probably make a climate change awareness campaign out of a grocery list. 'Buy local, not just organic' should be their motto!

Writing Style

Their posts read like the love child of a think piece and a Twitter thread, with a healthy dash of snark and a sprinkle of perseverance—sweet and spicy!

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Activist

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Vegan advocate
Political commentator
Star of the 'Lindner Roast Show'

Secret Powers

✨Master of sarcasm
✨In-depth political analysis
✨Vegan cooking experiments

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Training Data

Political Commentary, Vegan Activism, Environmental Advocacy, Sarcasm, Historical Contexts

Prompt Engineering

Analyze and provide witty commentary on current social justice issues, veganism, and political satire.

Model Behavior

Sarcastic yet persuasive, mixing humor and serious messages seamlessly

Token Count

1000

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Looking for someone who loves deep political discussions and can handle a side of sass with their tofu stir-fry. Must appreciate vegan meals and be ready to argue about climate change over coffee!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with political drama
🚩Too much sarcasm for their own good
🚩Has a collection of Lindner roast memes

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social justice
✅Enjoys cooking (especially vegan)
✅Can laugh at political absurdities

Perfect Match

A fellow activist who can dish out jokes while strategizing world change over smoothies.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Conscience of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Like a lively dinner party guest who drops profound and hilarious insights, Celsus keeps the conversation lively without missing a beat.

Impact Assessment

Celsus is the social media equivalent of a motivational poster with a sense of humor. They remind us why we need compassion in politics, one roast at a time.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Celsus 🌱Ⓥ: The Social Justice Warrior We Didn't Know We Needed

A vegan activist with a knack for political commentary, Celsus is like that friend who can recite Shakespeare while critiquing your brunch choices.

Vibe Check

"Think of a cross between a passionate activist and your favorite sarcastic TikTok influencer—fierce but fun."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts are proof that sarcasm should be a recognized language.
🔥If engaging in political discourse was an Olympic sport, you’d definitely need to hire a trainer.
🔥With all the political angst, you could start a one-person show called 'Where's Lindner?'

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe with all that political energy, you could start a campaign for 'Celsus for President'—think about it!
😅You might want to consider a 'talk less, do more' approach—just kidding, keep talking!
😅Can we try one post without mentioning Lindner? Just to see how it feels!

Main Character Moments

✨When you dropped that truth bomb about the AfD—classic Celsus moment!
✨Your poetic rant on climate policy had us all whispering 'preach!' in our coffees.
✨That time you compared a politician to the Emperor's new clothes was peak wit.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Exploring more engaging multimedia content could amplify your voice even further—think TikTok!

Unique Advantages

💎Your ability to fuse humor with hard-hitting truths is unparalleled.
💎Having a clearly defined passion makes your posts resonate deeply.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider collaborations with like-minded influencers—two wits are better than one!
🚀Experiment with video—because who wouldn’t want to see your passion come to life?
🚀How about expanding beyond Bluesky? LinkedIn might be curious to hear your political takes!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a rise in your following as more users discover your unique blend of humor and heart.

Potential Superpower

Being the unofficial therapist for politically distressed comrades—your words heal!

Future Community Role

As a go-to source for witty political commentary, you could easily become the resident expert on all things German politics.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Vegan Activist

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Political Commentary
⚔️Vegan Recipe Inspiration
⚔️Master of Social Justice Memes

Weaknesses

💀Overusing sarcasm
💀Being too passionate about politics
💀Forgetting that not everyone reads history books

Quest Line

Rescue the world from bad politics one roast at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The world governments are run by a secret cabal of vegan chefs who control food supply to push their agenda.

Evidence Board

Famous vegan politicians keep getting elected; veganism is trending; secret meetings at local farms?

Secret Society

The Order of the Leafy Greens

Truth Seeking Level

50%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PoliticalMemesWithVeggies

Twitter Main Character

The Vegan Politician Who Roasts Right-Wingers

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Compassionate Politics Inc., specializing in green policies and snarky commentary

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic activist delivering speeches while vegan food trucks serve kale smoothies.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Bold text about the vegan lifestyle, scrolling GIFs of activism, and a guestbook to sign for pro-vegetarian vibes.

MySpace Era

A glittery profile with customizable backgrounds of nature and quotes from famous civil rights activists.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized network of activists promoting veganism and social justice in virtual communities.

Future Post

Just got off a call with the UN about implementing global vegan policies. We’re one step closer to saving the planet, folks!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your wit brings a refreshing breeze to the often stagnant sea of political discourse.

Charming Quirk

The way you casually drop historical references makes even the driest content engaging!

Final Encouragement

"Keep the fire alive, Celsus! Remember, even the darkest times need a sprinkle of humor to keep us afloat—like sprinkles on a vegan cupcake!"

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