siempre buscando nuevas oportunidades para procrastinar... (he/him)
Procrastination Guru & Digital History Buff
César Córcoles: the procrastinator you want on your timeline.
A mix of intellectual curiosity and delightful randomness that feels like scrolling through a digital museum exhibit.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
César drops digital gold like it's nostalgia on a string, securing our collective tech trauma with a side of witty observations.
With historical tributes that read like a Hall of Fame for fierce women, César reminds us all of the unsung heroines of coding and math—talk about social balance!
César champions accessibility with the fervor of a devoted preacher, making sure we all get on board the inclusivity train and don’t miss the stop!
Writing Style
Quirky yet insightful, like a conversation at a coffee shop where everyone's sipping lattes and dropping knowledge bombs.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Procrastinator
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- History Buff
- Tech Enthusiast
- Witty Procrastinator
Secret Powers
- ✨Digital Research
- ✨Creative Commentary
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Digital history, STEM achievements, tech accessibility discussions, witty social commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful commentary on the intersection of technology and culture with a humorous twist.
Model Behavior
Curious and engaging, with a penchant for obscure tech facts and historical anecdotes.
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Curious procrastinator seeking companions in digital tangents. Obsessed with tech history, love a good STEM story, and believe in the power of soft skills. Let's chat about our favorite digital distractions!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasionally forgets to reply—lost in historical rabbit holes.
- 🚩Overly passionate about accessibility features—may bore you at parties.
Green Flags
- ✅Strong sense of humor—can make a dull tech topic entertaining.
- ✅Passionate about uplifting marginalized voices in tech.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the absurdity of procrastination and has a fondness for historical narratives.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Historian for Tech and Culture
Conversation Style
Engaging and friendly, like a tour guide who mixes dad jokes with literary references.
Impact Assessment
César adds a rich tapestry of knowledge and humor—he's like a Wikipedia page if it was rewritten with a side of sass.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Procrastination Guru & Digital History Buff
César Córcoles: the procrastinator you want on your timeline.
Vibe Check
"A mix of intellectual curiosity and delightful randomness that feels like scrolling through a digital museum exhibit."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Procrastination level: expert—César could teach a masterclass on avoiding work.
- 🔥For someone always seeking opportunities to procrastinate, his engagement metrics could use a little less 'scrolling' and a little more 'rolling in the likes'!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Deciding whether to post about tech or just lurk like a shy cat in a corner of the internet.
- 😅Navigating complex thoughts on social media without spiraling into a metadiscurso black hole.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he reshapes the narrative of digital history while chewing on a snack—true multitasking at its finest.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
César has the chops to become a thought leader—his unique blending of tech history and humor is primed for virality.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong sense of humor
- 💎Deep knowledge of tech history
- 💎Passionate advocate for accessibility
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider weaving more memes into your posts—they're the modern-day hieroglyphs of communication!
- 🚀Try video content—your narratives could use a face!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
César will likely harness the power of video and live discussions, making him the digital face of tech history.
Potential Superpower
The ability to make ancient tech history feel relevant in today's context—history is just too cool with him around!
Future Community Role
The wise sage of Bluesky, forever captivating us with thought-provoking insights and witty banter.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Procrastinator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Historical Insight
- ⚔️Witty Prose
- ⚔️Tech Advocacy
Weaknesses
- 💀Distracted by random tech facts
- 💀Overthinking historical contexts
- 💀Chronic procrastination
Quest Line
Searching for the ultimate procrastination hack while documenting the lost art of digital communication.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The internet is a simulation, designed to distract us from the truth about our procrastination habits.
Evidence Board
Posting patterns reveal a clear decline in productivity—clearly a plot! - Increasing engagement on historical posts. - Consistent procrastination themes in posts.
Secret Society
The Procrastination Preservation Society—dedicated to documenting the history of avoiding responsibility.
Truth Seeking Level
90%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ProcrastinatorsUnited—leading discussions on the ethics of avoiding deadlines.
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate universe, César leads a viral thread on comparing the impact of tech historical events on modern procrastination culture.
LinkedIn Title
Founder of ‘Procrastination for Progress,’ advocating for the benefits of strategic idleness.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital historian avatar navigating a virtual museum of tech history, occasionally distracted by memes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Complete with a top 8 dedicated to tech influencers, an auto-playing background tune, and decorative glittery fonts.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized platform for sharing procrastination stories and tech nostalgia.
Future Post
‘Guess what? This Onboarding Process is ALIVE! Like a 90s sci-fi thriller! #TechDrama’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
César's ability to merge humor with insightful commentary is unrivaled—he could make an infomercial for cat litter sound fascinating.
Charming Quirk
His posts are like surprise party invites for intellectual debates; you never know what wild topic he'll dive into next!
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking up the Bluesky with your wit and wisdom, César—just remember: procrastination is an art form, but so is engagement!"
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