I help people build the web better. I love pirates, puppies, and Pixar movies. ADHD AF. he/him https://gomakethings.com · https://adhdftw.com
Chris Ferdinandi: The ADHD Pirate of Web Wisdom
Navigating the turbulent seas of web development with a sprinkle of sarcasm and a love for puppies.
A delightful blend of tech wisdom and absurd humor, like a Pixar movie at a coding bootcamp.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Chris doesn't just dip his toes; he jumps headfirst into the political fray, often surfacing with a frustrated snort and a viral quip. It's like watching a cat video but with more existential dread.
A passionate advocate for building the web better, Chris tackles topics like static websites with the conviction of a pirate defending their treasure. Hoist the flags!
Chris champions neurodiversity with the flair of a swell sea captain navigating stormy waters. He’s not just shouting into the void – he’s making connections and laying down lifeboats for others in the same boat.
Writing Style
Witty and insightful, with an occasional existential crisis thrown in for good measure. Think of it as Shakespeare meets Buzz Lightyear – always reaching for the stars, but sometimes hitting the wall by the fridge.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Chaotic Mentor
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Loves pirates and puppies
- ADHD Energy
- Web development guru
Secret Powers
- ✨Subtle political commentary
- ✨Master of the dad joke
- ✨Savant of static website advocacy
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of web development resources, ADHD support content, and political commentary
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and insightful commentary on web development, politics, and neurodiversity
Model Behavior
A blend of GPT-3's insight with the chaos of a stand-up comedian
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"ADHD pirate looking for someone to build the web better with. Loves puppies, Pixar, and the occasional existential crisis. Swipe right if you enjoy sarcastic banter!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent navel-gazing posts
- 🚩Chaotic posting schedule
- 🚩Overly passionate about static websites
Green Flags
- ✅Supportive of marginalized communities
- ✅Passionate about dogs and tech
- ✅Witty memes and insights
Perfect Match
An open-minded intellectual who appreciates quick wit and doesn't mind the occasional political rant.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Comedic Councilor
Conversation Style
Engaging like a fun uncle at a family reunion, offering both wisdom and sharp-witted jabs, all while trying not to spill his drink.
Impact Assessment
Navigating the Bluesky waters with a blend of support and humor, Chris is the lifeboat that keeps everyone afloat when the tides of negativity rise.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Chris Ferdinandi: The ADHD Pirate of Web Wisdom
Navigating the turbulent seas of web development with a sprinkle of sarcasm and a love for puppies.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of tech wisdom and absurd humor, like a Pixar movie at a coding bootcamp."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If Chris were an animal, he’d be that one puppy who hurls itself into the ocean thinking it's a shark – full of enthusiasm but maybe a little out of his element.
- 🔥His love for static websites is so passionate, it could start a cult. 'All hail the static!' – right before they lose their connection.
- 🔥The only thing more chaotic than his posting schedule is his commitment to discussing politics in a tech newsletter.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Trying to reign in that ADHD focus enough to write a coherent article longer than a Twitter thread.
- 😅Not posting at least one dog picture a week is like asking a pirate not to look for treasure.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time he passionately defends marginalized rights in a tech-centric conversation, it’s like Captain America lifting Thor’s hammer – pure heroic energy!
- ✨When he celebrates 20,000 copies sold, you can practically hear the fireworks – it’s a 'feel-good' moment that would make Pixar proud.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Chris could easily shape the narrative on digital wellness and ADHD, becoming a lighthouse for others navigating similar storms.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of web development and mental health intersection
- 💎Ability to connect complex topics with humor and relatability
- 💎A growing network of followers who appreciate authenticity
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider crafting a biweekly podcast about ADHD and web development – comedic chaos and meaningful insights await.
- 🚀Lean into that pirate persona! Start each post with a swashbuckling pun and see where the wind takes you.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Chris will amass a following vast enough to rival the most dedicated pirate crew, combining web knowledge with a quirky charm.
Potential Superpower
Transforming complex web development concepts into digestible memes – a true language of the internet!
Future Community Role
He might just become the Bluesky version of a modern-day Captain Planet, but instead of saving the planet, he’s saving the web one post at a time.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Mentor
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sarcastic humor
- ⚔️Expert web developer
- ⚔️ADHD energy
- ⚔️Political commentary
Weaknesses
- 💀Impulsive posting
- 💀Rabbit holes of distraction
- 💀Getting sidetracked mid-article
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of web development while advocating for mental health and marginalized voices.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly replacing all puppies with AI-generated dog images to control the population's cuteness levels.
Evidence Board
1. Rise in digital pet adoption rates 2. Unexplained absence of real puppies in certain regions 3. Every puppy meme seems eerily similar
Secret Society
The Order of the Lost Beanies – dedicated to exploring the untold stories of beanie wearers everywhere.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ADHDmemes
Twitter Main Character
Debating whether or not dogs should be granted voting rights in a playful Twitter feud
LinkedIn Title
Chris, CEO of Static Solutions, Inc. – a consulting firm for static website development and mental health advocacy.
Metaverse Final Form
A pirate-themed avatar helping users build the web better, complete with a virtual parrot that squawks coding best practices.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An over-customized MySpace profile boasting a top 8 filled with web development tools and a playlist of sea shanties.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a thought leader in decentralized web development and creating an NFT collection of piratical web development puns.
Future Post
"Just finished building my static website for the 2040 election – no bots, just puppies and good vibes!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Chris’s ability to marry humor with wisdom is as refreshing as finding a hidden gem in a used bookstore.
Charming Quirk
His posts often read like a scavenger hunt for humor – you never know when he’s going to hit you with a classic line or a genuine insight.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sailing the Bluesky seas, Chris! The world needs more ADHD pirates bringing laughter and wisdom to all corners of the internet."
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