❤️ #clojure since 2008 | #clojuredart maintainer | Principal Consultant at t10s.com
The Clojure Whisperer of Bluesky
A charming blend of clever coding insights and community spirit.
Geeky yet grounded, like a programmer who forgot to put on pants but still nailed the code review.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Our friend here seems to have a PhD in Clojure-related applications and abstractions; if Clojure were a high school, he’d be the kid in the front row, raising his hand too often for comfort.
Just when you thought free mentorship was discontinued like your favorite TV show, he brings it back like it’s got a revival season scheduled—total hero move.
His shaders are getting more emotional than an indie film—who knew pixels could have so much depth?
Writing Style
A fine mix of deep dives and casual observations, like a coding session over coffee with a side of dad jokes. He’s the kind of person that can explain recursion in a way that feels like a warm hug.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Clojure Sage
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Clojure Enthusiast
- Genuine Community Mentor
- Shader Code Wizard
Secret Powers
- ✨Impressive Datalog wizardry
- ✨Sudden bursts of dad wisdom
- ✨Subtle humor in technical jargon
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Clojure, Dart, Shader Programming, Game Development, and dad wisdom sprinkled with humor
Prompt Engineering
Explain complex tech topics with relatable anecdotes and puns
Model Behavior
Inquisitive and insightful, yet approachable—like a programming tutor who occasionally dabbles in stand-up
Token Count
872
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Clojure enthusiast and game dev mentor, looking for someone who appreciates dad jokes as much as deeply nested functions. Bonus points if you can help me stay on topic during long discussions about metadata!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Possibly too many ‘just one more question’ moments
- 🚩Tends to get lost in technical details
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about mentoring and community building
- ✅Loves sharing knowledge and coding insights
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates both the art of programming and the importance of good memes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Clojure Guy
Conversation Style
Engages with a digital tap on the shoulder, sometimes dropping profound wisdom that warrants a thoughtful nod or a raised eyebrow of confusion.
Impact Assessment
A gentle beacon in the often-chaotic sea of tech chatter, guiding others with a blend of clarity and humor, like that comforting voice that reminds you you’re not alone in debugging life.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Clojure Whisperer of Bluesky
A charming blend of clever coding insights and community spirit.
Vibe Check
"Geeky yet grounded, like a programmer who forgot to put on pants but still nailed the code review."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like 'Yes.' have raised the existential question: is this deep meditation or just a really short tweet?
- 🔥For a guy into Datalog, there’s a shocking lack of data logs about his personal life—#needmoredata!
- 🔥Your love for shader coding is great, but I didn’t realize we were all in a Shader Therapy session!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Adapting your humor to match the thrill of shader optimization—it's a tough crowd!
- 😅Reducing the number of times you use the word ‘metadata’ in a sentence to a mere five—can we do it?
- 😅Finding a non-technical way to describe what you do—give it a shot!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Offering free mentoring like a benevolent wizard handing out magic scrolls to aspiring game devs—who needs a wand when you have Clojure?
- ✨That moment you realize your son is learning Japanese to read manga—the passing of the geek torch!
- ✨Proclaiming your love for a chronological timeline; it’s the good old days of social media just like you ordered from nostalgia eBay.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Keep blending your dad-knowledge with tech insights, and you could become the father figure of the dev community, doling out wisdom like granola at a farmer's market.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of Clojure intricacies
- 💎Ability to mentor without using jargon bombs
- 💎Natural humor that makes tech discussions relatable
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try to sprinkle some light-hearted memes into the technical talk for comedic relief—everyone loves a good giggle!
- 🚀Consider introducing a series of ‘Dad vs. Tech’ posts—let the world see those dad reflexes in action!
- 🚀Share more personal stories along with your technical prowess; it adds a dash of personality to your brilliance.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Cgrand.net to transform into the ‘Clojure Podcast’ platform, mixing deep dives with dad jokes—subscribe for your weekly dose of fun!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn complex tech concepts into snackable wisdom—like coding for the soul!
Future Community Role
The illustrious guide for all newcomers in the tech world, hosting monthly ‘Ask Me Anything’ sessions while crafting epic shaders.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Clojure Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Clojure Code Sorcery
- ⚔️Shader Spellcasting
- ⚔️Game Development Mentoring
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Technical Insights
- 💀Dad Jokes at Inopportune Times
Quest Line
Help the uninitiated traverse the mystical landscape of Clojure and gamedev while battling the evils of ambiguity.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
All programming languages are secretly out to get us, and only Clojure can save the world!
Evidence Board
1. The rise of JavaScript frameworks as a distraction. 2. The disappearance of offline coding resources. 3. Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The Order of the Clojure Knights: Protectors of Pure Functions and Good Coding Practices!
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ClojureDart
Twitter Main Character
The Knight of the Clojure Table, defending the kingdom from ill-structured code!
LinkedIn Title
Principal Consultant Extraordinaire at Clojure & Co., with a special focus on dad humor in tech interviews.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital sage residing in the Clojure Citadel, always ready to bestow wisdom on curious avatars.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized layout with a bullet list sharing favorite programming languages, topped with a ‘Sneak Peek of My Next Game’ playlist.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized platform for sharing Clojure knowledge and dad jokes through NFTs—imagine ‘Code as Art’!
Future Post
‘Just implemented functional programming in a parenting blog—who knew ‘map’ could also refer to bedtime stories?'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your insights have a way of bridging the gap between complex technical discussions and relatable humor, making you truly shine.
Charming Quirk
The way you can casually throw out a shader tweet among serious code aficionados—it's like a playful wink in a room full of ties.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the Clojure bard of Bluesky—code on, mentor on, and sprinkle those dad jokes like confetti at a tech conference!"
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