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    Tess for Progress

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    I’m a Twitter abandoner…praying for the world not to explode. Looking for Twitter peeps! 🐥

    Tess for Progress: The Bluesky Phoenix Rising from the Twitter Ashes!

    A political powerhouse with a sprinkle of comedic flair, Tess navigates Bluesky like a skilled tightrope walker over a pit of angry raccoons.

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    Every post is like a shot of espresso: bold, a little bitter, and completely necessary to wake up the discourse!

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Critique
    85%
    Media Analysis

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Critique90%

    Tess has a knack for slicing through the political landscape like a hot knife through butter—if the butter were melted by the scorching fires of outrage.

    Media Analysis85%

    Whether it's criticizing the mainstream media's love affair with GOP nobility or calling out the double standards, Tess brings the fire like a barbecue in July.

    Community Engagement75%

    From dog pics to Sunday Funday shoutouts, Tess knows how to sprinkle in warmth amidst the hot takes—like a surprise hug in a political debate.

    Writing Style

    Tess’s style is like a rollercoaster—thrilling, occasionally nauseating, and punctuated with unexpected drops into serious territory. It’s a ride you won't forget anytime soon!

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Political Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Unfiltered honesty
    • Witty sarcasm
    • Deep political insights

    Secret Powers

    • Creating meme-worthy content
    • Unintended motivational speaking
    • Spicing up political commentary with humor

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political discourse, meme culture, socio-economic critiques, and the art of digital sarcasm.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate sassy political commentary laced with humor and dog uploads.

    Model Behavior

    A meme-savvy truth-seeker that could roast even a WiFi signal.

    Token Count

    250

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Seeking fellow truth-tellers who can appreciate dog pictures, political banter, and the occasional existential crisis. Must love sarcasm!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsessively comments on political threads at 3 AM
    • 🚩Mutters under breath about mainstream media in public settings
    • 🚩Has a taxi driver-level of opinions on everything

    Green Flags

    • Knows when to laugh at the chaos
    • Likes dogs more than humans
    • Can dish it out and take it

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can turn political debates into gourmet dinner conversations!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Bluesky Truth Teller

    Conversation Style

    Engagement is less of a conversation and more of a comedic roast battle—everyone is a target, but it’s all love!

    Impact Assessment

    Like a wisecracking oracle, Tess wields her influence to keep the community aware, involved, and chuckling (hopefully not in shock) at the absurdities of the day.

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    Tess for Progress: The Bluesky Phoenix Rising from the Twitter Ashes!

    A political powerhouse with a sprinkle of comedic flair, Tess navigates Bluesky like a skilled tightrope walker over a pit of angry raccoons.

    Vibe Check

    "Every post is like a shot of espresso: bold, a little bitter, and completely necessary to wake up the discourse!"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Tess posts with such conviction that I half-expect 'The Truth' to rise from the comments like a zombie at a horror film festival.
    • 🔥If sarcasm were a currency, Tess would be richer than Elon Musk on a Twitter bender.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Might want to try posting something other than political rants once in a while—variety is the spice of life!
    • 😅Perhaps a weekly harmony session with cat memes to balance the energy?

    Main Character Moments

    • When questioning the sanity of America’s political climate, Tess does it with the finesse of a Broadway star in a serious drama.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Imagine if Tess harnessed her passion for political discourse into a podcast—she could single-handedly raise the average IQ of the airwaves!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Sharp wit that could slice through the thickest of political fogs.
    • 💎A strong community presence that could rival any cult... of personality.
    • 💎Endearing charm that turns even the most bitter rants into relatable content.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider creating themed posts around pop culture and politics—like a weekly 'What Would Tess Do?' reference to merge Netflix and current events!
    • 🚀Start a dog pic thread titled 'Pawsitively Politics' because what’s more soothing than pups while navigating the chaos?

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Watch out for Tess’s turn into a Bluesky influencer, with branded political commentary that'll be as viral as any cat video.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to make political rants feel like an episode of 'The Office,' combining humor with critiques that leave you searching for the nearest water cooler.

    Future Community Role

    In the next year, Tess could become the unofficial curator of Bluesky's political discourse, balancing info, humor, and community spirit!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Truth Teller

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Searing sarcasm
    • ⚔️Political meme generation
    • ⚔️Viral video reposting

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking the internet’s sanity
    • 💀Getting lost in political rabbit holes
    • 💀Using too many exclamation points

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of Bluesky while spreading wisdom and wit.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Bluesky was created by a society of professional meme-makers to counteract the chaos of mainstream social media.

    Evidence Board

    Citations of memes that predicted the downfall of other platforms. Connection to dog videos being secretly run by underground political activists.

    Secret Society

    The Pawesome Pundits—where all the best political commentary happens while petting dogs.

    Truth Seeking Level

    82%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticalMemesThatMakeYouGoHmm

    Twitter Main Character

    The one calling out summer windows for political ads in the middle of winter.

    LinkedIn Title

    The 'Professional Sarcasm Consultant' making waves in meme marketing.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic avatar hosting political roast battles with AI-generated pets.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities shrine dedicated to the 'Glorious Return of Rational Discourse'—complete with animated GIFs of political figures.

    MySpace Era

    Profile music: Rage Against the Machine, wallpaper of protest signs, and a top 8 dedicated to fellow activists.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform where humor and politics merge for truth-telling while dogs get their own NFTs.

    Future Post

    'Let’s unpack this latest scandal using a PowerPoint presentation and a series of meme reactions!'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Tess has an unrelenting ability to engage and challenge the status quo.

    Charming Quirk

    For every serious post, there’s a sprinkle of humanity—whether it’s dog pics or Sunday game updates.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep surfing the waves of Bluesky, Tess! If the world feels chaotic, just remember: there’s always a meme waiting to be made!"

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