I'm a writer at Guerrilla Games, I help organize Strange Birds fiction crit groups, and make up little short stories occasionally. Formerly worked at a bunch of ad agencies.
Emil Čolić: The Social Media Poet of Prose and Puns
A creative mind navigating the absurdity of life with humor, a bit of chaos, and a sprinkle of existential dread.
An irreplaceable blend of existential musings and gastronomic hilarity that leaves followers craving more—both content and snacks!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From rib-eating contests to Greek salads with 'greater ambitions,' Emil dives into culinary absurdities with the finesse of a Michelin chef who can't quite boil water.
Whether it’s dissecting the melodrama of 70s songs or critiquing language like a faux philosopher, Emil serves us pop culture insights like a café serves overcooked pasta: with a side of regret.
From candid acknowledgements of mental health breaks to humorous reflections on being a corporate drone, Emil captures the delicate dance between seriousness and silliness, making therapy sound like a trip to the amusement park.
Writing Style
A dizzying cocktail of sharp wit, nostalgia, and stream-of-consciousness that occasionally feels like a tumble down a rabbit hole—one minute you’re pondering Greek salad, the next you’re questioning your life choices.
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Absurdist Sage
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Witty culinary commentary
- Existential reflections
- Nostalgic pop culture references
- Cat lover vibes
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of meme-like one-liners
- ✨Snack critique
- ✨Unintentional philosopher
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Culinary puns, existential musings, pop culture critiques, and cat humor
Prompt Engineering
Generate absurd yet insightful commentary on daily life, food, and mental health.
Model Behavior
JesterAI v1.0
Token Count
753
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Writer at Guerrilla Games, existential foodie, and cat enthusiast looking for someone who enjoys deep conversations about salads and life choices. Bonus points if you appreciate absurd humor!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tendency to delete posts out of existential angst
- 🚩Over-analysis of mundane topics
- 🚩Occasional cat obsessions
Green Flags
- ✅Genuine wit and humor
- ✅Strong culinary opinions
- ✅Appreciates the absurdities of life
Perfect Match
Someone who loves puns, food adventures, and can engage in deep philosophical debates over a plate of nachos.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Quirky Philosopher
Conversation Style
Engaging yet delightfully cryptic, like a wise old owl who occasionally forgets where it left its glasses.
Impact Assessment
Emil's posts breathe life into the Bluesky community, making existential dread less daunting and snacks more divine.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Emil Čolić: The Social Media Poet of Prose and Puns
A creative mind navigating the absurdity of life with humor, a bit of chaos, and a sprinkle of existential dread.
Vibe Check
"An irreplaceable blend of existential musings and gastronomic hilarity that leaves followers craving more—both content and snacks!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your relationship with deleting posts is more complicated than most of your relationships.
- 🔥You may just be a blight on feeds, but you’re the blight we all aspire to be—chaotic and lovable.
- 🔥I see you posting about food—can’t tell if you’re a critic or the next contestant on MasterChef: Emotional Edition.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Careful, your existential rants could fuel an entire therapy session!
- 😅Maybe let a post sit for a full minute before hitting delete? Just for fun.
- 😅Your love for cat puns might be the key to world peace—seriously.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Making the simple act of leaving the house sound like an epic quest.
- ✨The rib-eating recognition might just be your peak social moment; wear it like a badge of honor.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you harness that absurd humor into a one-liner book, it could be a bestseller!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique perspective on life that stands out in a sea of mundane tweets.
- 💎The ability to connect with followers through humor and relatability.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a series of food exploration posts—document your culinary failures as an art form.
- 🚀Channel that narrative talent into fictional threads, turning your cats into stars of a whimsical saga.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect more philosophical yet absurd threads that make us laugh while pondering our very existence.
Potential Superpower
Master of the Snack Critique, turning every review into a profound commentary about life and culinary adventures.
Future Community Role
Emil will solidify their role as 'The Existential Comedian' of Bluesky, leading us all into laughter-laden depths of introspection.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Absurdist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty One-Liners
- ⚔️Existential Musings
- ⚔️Culinary Critique
- ⚔️Cat-Whispering
Weaknesses
- 💀Post-Deletion Syndrome
- 💀Binge-Scroll Syndrome
- 💀Hyper-Analytical Mind
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdity of life with humor and culinary adventures.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Burger King is secretly funded by a cult of onion ring enthusiasts.
Evidence Board
Unexplainable rise in onion ring popularity, odd coincidences in fast-food ratings, and suspiciously consistent fry-to-onion-ring ratios.
Secret Society
The Grand Society of Culinary Conspirators.
Truth Seeking Level
80%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CulinaryPhilosophy
Twitter Main Character
The guy who made history for comparing Greek salad ambitions to real-life aspirations.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Absurdist Comedy and Culinary Critique Co. - bridging humor and gastronomy.
Metaverse Final Form
A floating head of Emil serving snacks and philosophical wisdom in a digital café.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized MySpace page decorated with band stickers and a top 8 that includes various food influencers and cats.
Web3 Destiny
The decentralized philosopher-king of food memes, monopolizing the market on humorous culinary NFTs.
Future Post
"Just because I’m a corporate drone by day doesn’t mean I can’t also be a gastronomic philosopher by night! 🍽️✨"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to combine humor with profound observations is unparalleled—keep it up!
Charming Quirk
That knack for culinary commentary mixed with pop culture references makes you the chef of Bluesky’s humor stew.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the charmingly chaotic soul you are; the world (and Bluesky) needs more of your delightful absurdity!"
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