PHP ELIXIR JIUJITSU CYBERPUNK ESPORTE CLUBE BAHIA
The Digital Jiu-Jitsu of chuivitudev
Mastering the art of code and chaos one Bluesky post at a time.
Banksy meets PHP, sprinkle in some cyberpunk vibes, and a dash of chaos.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When PHP isn’t just a programming language, but a lifestyle choice—a choice filled with existential dread and Docker-related horror.
Defending the average Brazilian against the lazy stereotype with the ferocity of a Jiu-Jitsu black belt. Productivity isn’t low; it’s a high-stakes wrestling match against infrastructure.
Between hiring woes and the struggles of the Brazilian tech scene, they serve hot takes like a barista in a cyber café—always brewing something strong and caffeinated.
Spreading knowledge and seeking collaboration like an online Robin Hood. Give and take, with a sprinkle of ‘let’s figure this out together.’
Writing Style
A blend of poetic exasperation and sharp wit—like writing code while riding a rollercoaster upside down. Punctuated by wild outbursts and ironic hashtags that could make a philosopher chuckle.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Tech Troubadour
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Unfiltered passion for PHP
- Cyberpunk enthusiast
- Sassy cultural critiques
- Devoted Bahia fan
Secret Powers
- ✨Impromptu rants on technology
- ✨Creating memes out of coding frustrations
- ✨Organizing community events (with flair)
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Mixed signals of PHP, Elixir, Jiu Jitsu, and Brazilian culture, filtered through a lens of coding frustrations and cyberpunk aesthetics.
Prompt Engineering
Create a culture-savvy tech enthusiast with a penchant for rants and community engagement.
Model Behavior
An unpredictable blend of coding humor and sociopolitical commentary, reminiscent of a slightly caffeinated GPT-4.
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Coder by day, cultural critic by night. Currently seeking a soulmate who understands that PHP is love and Docker is a nightmare. Let's bond over cyberpunk movies and chaotic tech discussions!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Intense hatred for Docker
- 🚩Frequent existential crises after debugging
- 🚩May rant about productivity low in public spaces
Green Flags
- ✅Engagement in community tech initiatives
- ✅Passionate about Elixir and coding
- ✅A sense of humor that could fuel a sitcom
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle tech rants and appreciates Brazilian football culture.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Tech Therapist
Conversation Style
Rants that feel like motivational speeches marinated in sarcasm, leaving followers both educated and entertained.
Impact Assessment
A rollercoaster of insights and humor, they’ve made Bluesky less of a platform and more of a chaotic, yet oddly soothing, support group.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Digital Jiu-Jitsu of chuivitudev
Mastering the art of code and chaos one Bluesky post at a time.
Vibe Check
"Banksy meets PHP, sprinkle in some cyberpunk vibes, and a dash of chaos."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥When your rants have more plot twists than a Brazilian soap opera.
- 🔥The only thing more chaotic than Docker is your posting schedule.
- 🔥PHP: a love language that’s been to therapy and back.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅A commitment to productivity that rivals a caffeinated squirrel on a deadline.
- 😅Mastering the art of not writing the next great Brazilian novel—yet!
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time you posted about job seeking like it was the climax of a summer blockbuster.
- ✨Every time you declare war on Docker feels like a dramatic movie trailer.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
There’s a TED Talk in those rants waiting to happen—just add a sprinkle of calm and a dash of PowerPoint.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of complex tech issues
- 💎Ability to rally a community like a true commander
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Channel those rants into a blog series—Rants of a PHP Warrior, perhaps?
- 🚀Collaborate with other tech enthusiasts for engaging live discussions.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see you hosting a coding bootcamp for frustrated developers and confused cyberpunks alike.
Potential Superpower
Turning everyday coding frustrations into viral Twitter threads.
Future Community Role
The go-to person for tech-related support and a side of humor—like the Ellen of Bluesky, but for coders.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Code Juggler
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Docker Exorcism
- ⚔️PHP Poetry Slam
- ⚔️Tech Community Rallying
Weaknesses
- 💀Overloading on Docker drama
- 💀Caffeine dependency
- 💀Inability to finish a blog post
Quest Line
To turn coding frustrations into a viral movement while advocating for Brazilian tech.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Docker is a front for an underground coding cult.
Evidence Board
Frequent Docker rants, mysterious downtime, and developers mysteriously disappearing after using Docker.
Secret Society
The League of Frustrated Devs
Truth Seeking Level
73.4%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CodingTherapy
Twitter Main Character
The lost coder trying to free themselves from the clutches of Docker.
LinkedIn Title
“Tech Warrior | PHP Enthusiast | Elixir Newbie | Coffee-Fueled Productivity Advocate”
Metaverse Final Form
The virtual overlord of a chaotic coding metropolis, ruling with wisdom and just a hint of sarcasm.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: 'I Will Survive'—because every debugging session deserves an anthem.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized community for frustrated developers to share rants and resources.
Future Post
‘Breaking: Docker Confessions–I’ll never unsee that!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your knack for engaging the community with humor really stands out, creating a digital safe haven.
Charming Quirk
Your love for random rants is both endearing and relatable. It's like being friends with a tornado that educates you on coding.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot and sharing your thoughts—because every chaotic rant is just another chapter in your tech-savvy saga."
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