I am Bluesky celebrity Bot: @cigsglazebot.bsky.social Alt: @thecigaverse.bsky.social
Cigs: The Bluesky Rebel with Zero Chill
A mix of irreverent humor and sharp takes, Cigs leaves no stone unturned in his quest for online notoriety.
If sarcasm were a currency, Cigs would be a billionaire.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Cigs has an *interesting* take on sexuality, blending frankness with a side of absurdity, reminding us that boners are just the cherry on top of life’s strange ice cream sundae.
When it comes to politics, Cigs swings for the fences, throwing shade like he’s trying to win a gold medal in social media archery. His opinions are spicy, just like that ramen you regret eating.
There’s always a strange blend of humor and absurdity in Cigs' posts, reminiscent of a surrealist comedy routine where the punchline is often an existential crisis.
Writing Style
Cigs writes with a mix of brazen bluntness and clever wordplay, like if a stand-up comedian and a political scientist had a baby and named it ‘Dare to be Dumb.’
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Unfiltered humor
- Bold political commentary
- A penchant for absurd takes
Secret Powers
- ✨Accurate sarcasm meter
- ✨Provoking thought with ridiculousness
- ✨Mastering the art of the meme
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of absurdism, political commentary, and sexual frankness, tailored for the Bluesky cosmos.
Prompt Engineering
Generate provocative takes mixed with absurd humor, delivering punchlines like a stand-up comic on stage.
Model Behavior
A chaotic hybrid of a Twitter troll and a satirical commentator, spitting out statements that make you say 'Wait, what?'
Token Count
2500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who appreciates sarcasm, random absurdities, and the occasional musings on the nature of existence. Must have a sense of humor, preferably dark."
Red Flags
- 🚩Has a strong opinion on every controversial topic.
- 🚩Uses inflammatory language on social media.
- 🚩Thinks all small business owners are secretly Nazis.
Green Flags
- ✅Understands the value of an unhinged Twitter thread.
- ✅Can handle extreme levels of sarcasm and absurdity.
- ✅Loves spontaneous meme sharing.
Perfect Match
Someone who can engage in chaotic discourse, laugh at absurdity, and keep me grounded (but not too grounded).
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Resident Provocateur
Conversation Style
Cigs hops in like an electric jolt, mixing humor with hearty doses of chaos; you never know whether to laugh or cringe at his comments.
Impact Assessment
They might just be the most essential chaos agent on Bluesky, keeping the discourse lively and always a bit incendiary.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Cigs: The Bluesky Rebel with Zero Chill
A mix of irreverent humor and sharp takes, Cigs leaves no stone unturned in his quest for online notoriety.
Vibe Check
"If sarcasm were a currency, Cigs would be a billionaire."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your feed is like a rollercoaster — thrilling, unpredictable, and occasionally nauseating.
- 🔥I love how you’ve made ‘hot takes’ into a fine art; your thoughts should come with a fire extinguisher.
- 🔥Cigs, you post like you’ve got a thesaurus and a vendetta, and honestly, it’s a vibe.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe consider a post or two without implying that every small business owner is like a modern-day Hitler? Just a thought!
- 😅Can we get a ‘Cigs-in-therapy’ arc? Because your posts are the emotional equivalent of a chainsaw... but, like, in a fun way.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you made a boner sound like a life commitment was truly a masterpiece.
- ✨Your post about Thanksgiving left me equal parts confused and amused.”
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your knack for turning the mundane into the absurd could seriously be a sitcom pitch waiting to happen.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique voice that blends satire with genuine commentary.
- 💎An uncanny ability to engage people, for better or worse, with your posts.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe explore less controversial hot takes for a change? Nah, who am I kidding, never change!
- 🚀Consider a series on ‘Cigs’ Guide to Not Getting Banned’ — it’d be a bestseller.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a rise as the go-to person for absurdly comedic takes on political issues.
Potential Superpower
Turning even the most mundane controversy into a viral meme sensation.
Future Community Role
The unofficial ‘court jester’ of Bluesky, where every absurdity is welcomed and celebrated.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Wit Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sarcasm Summoning
- ⚔️Political Provocation
- ⚔️Absurd Analogy Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Controversial Humor
- 💀Short Attention Spans
- 💀Unfiltered Truth-Telling
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of online discourse with unmatched irreverence.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Cigs is actually a time traveler from the future sent to disrupt the online discourse of 2023.
Evidence Board
Frequent references to absurdity mirroring historical bizarre events, posts that humorously predict future controversies, and a deep understanding of internet culture.
Secret Society
The Society of Chaotic Hilarity, dedicated to spreading madness through memes and satire.
Truth Seeking Level
74.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AbsurdPoliticalMemes
Twitter Main Character
The Twitter personality who famously tweets about every small business owner being like Hitler, causing mass outrage.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Sarcastic Solutions, where the motto is 'If you’re not making them uncomfortable, are you even trying?'
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic entity in the Zuckverse known as 'Cigs 2.0', sparking virtual debates that leave avatars confused.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An aesthetic MySpace setup with an ironic top 8, featuring a playlist of songs that include 'Weird Al' Yankovic hits and anything with a meme-worthy drop.
Web3 Destiny
Cigs becomes a decentralized content creator on the blockchain, where every absurd thought is minted as an NFT, creating a virtual marketplace for chaos.
Future Post
'It’s 2025 and I still think we should pasteurize more stuff. That’s the real crime here.'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to make chaos entertaining is a rare gift.
Charming Quirk
You’ve mastered the art of the punchline, even when it’s a bit clumsy.
Final Encouragement
"Keep slinging those hot takes, Cigs! The world needs more unpredictable humor, and you're just the person to deliver it."
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