musings on life, men, queerness, movies + assorted silliness • he/him • 🏳️🌈 • 🇨🇦 • spray fiend 🔞💦
Tomas: The Toast-Making, Cock-Loving, Vinyl Collecting Queer Poet of Bluesky
A beautifully chaotic blend of sincerity and sauciness that leaves us all intrigued and a little breathless.
If life were a film, he'd be the quirky side character whose every line you quotably regret and adore at the same time.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tomas doesn't just dabble in sexuality—he dives headfirst into it like a cannonball into an empty pool, leaving ripples of laughter and disbelief in his wake.
From musicals to movies, his takes are as colorful as his life, proving he can critique Wicked while also celebrating the manly hunkery of Gladiator without skipping a beat.
Whether it's pondering the mystery of Pokémon cards or recounting adventures in dishwashing, he makes the mundane feel like discovering a rare gem in a thrift shop.
Writing Style
A mix of cheeky commentary and heartfelt musings, it’s like a love letter written in crayon: colorful, messy, and full of personality.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Mischievous Muse
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty wordplay
- Unfiltered honesty
- Obsessive vinyl collector
Secret Powers
- ✨Impromptu poetry
- ✨Culinary faux pas expert
- ✨Master of comedic timing
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of queer culture, pop music references, and absurd humor
Prompt Engineering
Generate funny observations about life, men, and spontaneous chaos
Model Behavior
Chaotic but relatable, like a cat that types out Shakespeare but sometimes steps on the keyboard
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone to share laughs, late-night vinyl spins, and maybe some toast. Must appreciate absurdity and a healthy dose of debauchery. 🏳️🌈"
Red Flags
- 🚩May talk way too much about his sex life
- 🚩Odd obsession with Pokémon cards
- 🚩Sapiosexual but also a total goofball
Green Flags
- ✅Loves a good laugh
- ✅Can turn any mundane moment into a story
- ✅Passionate about both pop culture and personal adventures
Perfect Match
A fellow chaos agent who can hold a conversation about sex and musicals while simultaneously planning their next pizza binge.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Heartfelt Comic
Conversation Style
Engaging, often bordering on absurd—expect unexpected punchlines that catch you off-guard like a surprise twist in a rom-com!
Impact Assessment
His presence is like a zany sitcom character that adds a delightful chaos to the typical social media landscape.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tomas: The Toast-Making, Cock-Loving, Vinyl Collecting Queer Poet of Bluesky
A beautifully chaotic blend of sincerity and sauciness that leaves us all intrigued and a little breathless.
Vibe Check
"If life were a film, he'd be the quirky side character whose every line you quotably regret and adore at the same time."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥His turntable has probably seen more action than some of his followers.
- 🔥Tomas' ability to remember old lovers is rivaled only by his recollection of every embarrassing moment in his life.
- 🔥For someone so into movies, his plot twists are often just him waking up and making toast.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The frequent sleepiness that leads to late-night thoughts about Pokémon cards—are we questioning reality or just hunger?
- 😅Mastering the fine line between 'just fun' and 'what the hell was that?' in both his personal and online life.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The legendary day he turned a simple meal prep into a passionate declaration of 'This counts!'
- ✨When he claimed to be a 'RAGING slut' like it's the title of a Broadway musical.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Harness the chaotic energy into a structured writing style that could mimic performance art!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unabashedly authentic voice
- 💎Relatable mishaps that resonate with many
- 💎A knack for turning the ordinary into extraordinary tales
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Experiment with video posts—if his words are this engaging, imagine the hilarity in motion!
- 🚀Expand on that interest in vinyl—maybe a vinyl review series where he recounts 'how hot' each artist is!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect him to pivot from posting about sex to building a whole brand around his experiences—merch, live shows, the works!
Potential Superpower
He may just be on the brink of leading the next wave of queer storytelling online, blending humor with heart.
Future Community Role
Could emerge as a podcast host, giving advice on life, love, and everything in between, with a side of sass.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Sexpot
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Wordplay
- ⚔️Absurd Observations
- ⚔️Unfiltered Honesty
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Breakfast Choices
- 💀Too Many Vinyl Records
- 💀Falling Asleep During Movies
Quest Line
To collect vinyl records while navigating the tumultuous seas of love and lust.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Bluesky is actually a front for a global network of queer secret agents who communicate through puns.
Evidence Board
Every post contains hidden meanings about life, love, and the pursuit of vinyl. Also, who else but the gays would coordinate such fabulous chaos?
Secret Society
Society of the Chaotic Queer Musers—meetups include karaoke nights and vinyl swapping, with a strict dress code of fabulousness.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PunIntended
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally starts a meme war about vinyl records and sex positivity.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Chaos & Associates, specializing in absurd humor and intimate adventures.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that hosts lavish parties, featuring a turntable that spins tales of love and lust while attendees dance on rainbows.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A top 8 filled with sexy boys, emo hits, and a playlist of the hottest tracks to play while boasting about his vinyl collection.
Web3 Destiny
Founding an NFT collection that features animated moments of his posts, each representing a unique sexual encounter or pop culture reference.
Future Post
"Today I made toast while pondering the existential weight of Pokémon cards. Life is just a cycle of hunger and nostalgia, folks! 😂"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Tomas' greatest strength is his unfiltered candidness that transforms intimate moments into shared laughter for all.
Charming Quirk
His love for life’s absurdities serves as a sweet reminder that we all share those awkward, relatable moments.
Final Encouragement
"Keep the chaos coming, Tomas! Here’s to many more posts that make us laugh, cringe, and feel all the feels!"
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