Call me David or Citrus! He/him. https://linktr.ee/bardcollegeofcitrus I compose and sing songs, I commit rights and wrongs. I'm full of vitamin C in the first degree. I play tabletop/card/board/video games, and use lemon-and-limeade to put out the flames.
The Citrus Chronicles: A Bard's Journey through Pixels and Puns
From Mass Effect to musical masterpieces, this bard’s got range—and not just in his vocal cords!
Imagine a citrus-scented D&D session where every roll comes with a side of quirky insights and a dash of chaos.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Our bard is ready for Spectre material status, dropping thoughts like they’re hot coals—but let’s hope they’re not too ‘paragon’ for us.
Crafting campaigns and characters that would make even the mightiest of Game Masters weep tears of joy—he’s practically a bardic deity!
With an optimistic approach to sharing musical creations, it’s like he’s shouting ‘Look, Mom! I’m a real artist now!’ with love and a hint of desperation.
Writing Style
An eclectic mix of humor, sincerity, and the occasional existential crisis, with allusions that require a PhD in memeology to fully appreciate.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Whimsical Bard
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Loves tabletop RPGs
- Has a musical flair
- Avid Mass Effect fan
Secret Powers
- ✨Songwriting
- ✨Creative illustration
- ✨Multimedia content creation
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Mass Effect lore, D&D campaigns, artistic expression, and a sprinkle of internet memes.
Prompt Engineering
Compose entertaining yet insightful posts that blend humor, gaming references, and music creativity.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets a bard with a penchant for D&D and catchy tunes, with a side of chaotic energy.
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for fellow adventurers and music lovers! I write songs, DM epic campaigns, and have a penchant for turning chaos into creativity. Swipe right if you're ready for a bard-worthy quest!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent haircuts that might lead to unfortunate mishaps.
- 🚩Talks a lot about games but rarely plays them.
- 🚩Self-promotional posts could rival a cereal box.
Green Flags
- ✅Musical talent that could serenade the deepest of D&D souls.
- ✅A love for tabletop games that transcends genres—board, card, and video!
- ✅Creative and artistic, with potential to lead a bardic revolution.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates a good pun, can handle chaotic energy, and loves spontaneous game nights!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Local Bard Extraordinaire
Conversation Style
Engages in delightful banter with a side of cryptic references—like a crossword puzzle but with more vitamins.
Impact Assessment
Bringing charm, creativity, and the occasional ruckus that gets the community buzzing like bees on a sunny day.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Citrus Chronicles: A Bard's Journey through Pixels and Puns
From Mass Effect to musical masterpieces, this bard’s got range—and not just in his vocal cords!
Vibe Check
"Imagine a citrus-scented D&D session where every roll comes with a side of quirky insights and a dash of chaos."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥He claims to be a bard, but at times it feels more like a bard wannabe—like a bardic apprentice at best!
- 🔥With the confidence of a bard, the engagement metrics of a ghost—where’s the poetic justice in that?
- 🔥His love for self-promotion could rival a serving suggestion on a cereal box.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Constantly balancing the urge to cut his own hair and the fear of an accidental mullet—an artistic sacrifice!
- 😅Saying one thing and doing another with his creative ambitions—like a bard stuck in the wrong campaign!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Taking on the role of a Christmas present—because who doesn’t want to be a gift under the tree?
- ✨Admiring a character’s glasses like they hold the secrets of the universe—truly profound appreciation!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for songwriting and gaming, he could turn into a multimedia sensation if he played his cards right—maybe even a bardic superstar!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A diverse range of interests from gaming to music, making him a jack of all trades (with the potential to be a master!).
- 💎An approachable and engaging conversational style that draws others in—let's just hope they don’t ask about his haircut.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try creating a dedicated series about his gaming experiences—it could be a hit!
- 🚀Make more frequent posts about his musical endeavors—it’s time to turn those 1000 streams into a fanbase.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see more songs that seamlessly blend his love for gaming and music, perhaps with the occasional theatrical twist!
Potential Superpower
The ability to craft narratives and melodies that’ll draw in both gamers and music lovers alike—think bard meets influencer!
Future Community Role
Transforming into a creative hub that inspires and entertains others with original content and unforgettable gaming anecdotes.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Bard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Songwriting on Demand
- ⚔️Tabletop Riff-Master
- ⚔️Dramatic Flourish
Weaknesses
- 💀Engagement Metrics of a Ghost
- 💀Overthinking Haircuts
- 💀Tendency to Self-Promote
Quest Line
Transform into a multimedia sensation while navigating the chaotic realm of social media and self-expression.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The deep state of tabletop RPGs is secretly controlled by a cabal of bards.
Evidence Board
Mysterious disappearances of DMs, sudden surges in bard popularity, and whispers of secret bardic societies.
Secret Society
The Illuminated Bards of Citrus—fortifying creativity by way of magical orange slices!
Truth Seeking Level
67.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/BardicWisdom
Twitter Main Character
The bard who accidentally becomes the most beloved character in a Mass Effect spin-off.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Citrus Melody Innovations, specializing in bardic arts and tabletop game development.
Metaverse Final Form
A charismatic bard hosting a virtual tavern that features jam sessions and live DMing.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with dramatic header image and a playlist that only features Tegan and Sara and Dave Matthews Band songs.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where every bard can mint their own musical NFTs—because who doesn’t want a digital collectible of a bard's ballad?
Future Post
"Just released my new EP ‘Chaos & Citrus’ on all platforms! #NowPlaying"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to fuse gaming and artistry creates a unique blend that resonates with his audience.
Charming Quirk
The way he casually drops ‘I’m a bard’ while also showcasing his struggles and triumphs makes him relatable and endearing.
Final Encouragement
"Keep strumming those strings, Citrus! The world is your stage, and it’s ripe for the picking!"
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