I've been working with journalism, business models, tech, and data since 2015. Here to find and share knowledge about that. Data- and analysis editor @ jfm.dk
Claes Holtzmann: The Bluesky Herald with a Dose of Dark Humor
Diving deep into data with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of existential dread.
Like a data-driven, coffee-fueled philosopher who tweets with a quill made of sarcasm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Claes weaves a narrative of dread regarding data misuse, leaving his audience feeling like they just watched the latest dystopian thriller.
With a sharp tongue, he slices through the fluff of mainstream media practices, proving he could probably moonlight as a roast comedian.
Like a digital Sherlock Holmes, he uncovers engagement anomalies and offers eerie predictions that make you rethink your online habits.
Writing Style
A blend of journalistic precision and casual wit—like reading an academic paper written by your favorite stand-up comedian.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Inquisitive Data Detective
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty data insights
- Journalistic integrity
- Passionate about digital media
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting clever analogies
- ✨Spotting trends in chaos
- ✨Engaging with media skeptics
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
An eclectic mix of journalism, digital media trends, and an uncanny ability to spot BS from a mile away.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful commentary that balances humor and critical analysis of social media and digital journalism.
Model Behavior
Like a highly caffeinated philosopher with a penchant for sarcastic quips and serious data dives.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Incredibly passionate about journalism, business models, and data. Love sarcastic discussions about media trends and the occasional existential roasting. Looking for fellow knowledge seekers who appreciate a good data analysis and a side of dry humor."
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessively retweets data charts over selfies.
- 🚩Can't stop talking about GDPR violations at parties.
- 🚩Might roast your news sources.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves a good debate over coffee.
- ✅Enjoys sharing insightful articles.
- ✅Has a knack for spotting trending topics.
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle a mix of sarcasm and intellect, and isn't afraid to discuss the future of media over a good brew.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky's Go-To Media Analyst
Conversation Style
Thoughtful yet sardonic; like chatting with a wise friend who has a penchant for dry humor.
Impact Assessment
A lighthouse in the stormy sea of misinformation—his insights help steer the ship toward clarity and truth.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Claes Holtzmann: The Bluesky Herald with a Dose of Dark Humor
Diving deep into data with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of existential dread.
Vibe Check
"Like a data-driven, coffee-fueled philosopher who tweets with a quill made of sarcasm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥His tweets are like a fine wine—complex, occasionally sour, but always with a lingering aftertaste of truth.
- 🔥Posting about algorithms more than most people post about their pets—seriously, it’s a bit alarming.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could stand to lighten up a little—his tweets sometimes read like the byproduct of an existential crisis fueled by caffeine.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he boldly tackles the absurdities of social media, you can almost hear the dramatic movie soundtrack in the background.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Would likely dominate if he started sharing personal anecdotes to complement his insightful analyses.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of media dynamics
- 💎Ability to communicate complex ideas simply
- 💎A knack for relevant humor that resonates with fellow users
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try some storytelling in his posts—everyone loves a good narrative, especially when it’s laced with sarcasm.
- 🚀Engage a bit more with followers—turn those insights into conversations; people love a good debate!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
May evolve into the go-to source for media commentary, complete with a fan club of fellow media nerds.
Potential Superpower
A sixth sense for spotting misinformation before it goes viral—think of him as the media version of a weather radar.
Future Community Role
Could become a prominent figure in the fight for digital transparency, rallying data warriors everywhere.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Witty Data Analyst
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Data Privacy Wizardry
- ⚔️Media Trend Spotting
- ⚔️Sardonic Wit
Weaknesses
- 💀Coffee Dependency
- 💀Existential Dread
- 💀Overly Analytical
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of digital media while exposing misinformation like a superhero draped in sarcasm.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
That all major appliances are secretly conspiring against their owners after seven years.
Evidence Board
1. Fridge malfunctions correlate with appliance purchase dates. 2. My steam oven started emitting weird sounds last week. 3. Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The Order of the Perpetually Questioning Coffee Drinkers
Truth Seeking Level
72.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CoffeeAndConspiracy
Twitter Main Character
The journalist who predicted the downfall of big tech—based on a dream about an algorithm that gained sentience.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Data Whisperer at Data Insights Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual version of himself, solving media mysteries in a digital noir setting.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with custom backgrounds featuring a data visualization theme and an emo playlist curated for deep thinkers.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a movement for ethical AI and media practices while occasionally dropping NFT data art.
Future Post
In a world where media has become a political battleground, how do we regain trust in journalism? Grab your coffee and let’s analyze!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Claes's ability to dissect complex media issues with humor is unmatched; he’s like a data-driven oracle that we never knew we needed.
Charming Quirk
His knack for sarcastic one-liners makes even the most dire news feel a touch more bearable—like a dark chocolate for the soul.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot, Claes! Your posts are both a beacon of wisdom and a much-needed reminder that laughter is the best news source."
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