Wait I have to write one of these? | She/Her | Canadian | 2015 army | Hobi biased | 35 yrs | BTS fanfic writer | NO MINORS!!🔞 https://clarabassett.carrd.co/ https://archiveofourown.org/users/clarabassett89/profile
A melodious mix of fandom fervor and thoughtful musings, wrapped up in a cozy blanket of humor.
If the internet were a cozy coffee shop, Clara would be the barista crafting the perfect latte while casually roasting you.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Clara's love for BTS is palpable—she's got more loyalty to OT7 than some people have to their own families.
Her rants against AI might make you think she's a humanist philosopher, questioning the very essence of creativity while dodging debate invitations.
Whether it's sharing her struggles with vision or her love for reading, Clara's posts feel like a conversation with your most relatable friend.
Clara’s posts are like a well-researched Twitter thread—if Twitter were a cozy forum for sharing emotions and snarky opinions instead of hot takes and misinformation.
Your online personality exposed
The Relatable Fanfic Writer
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
BTS fan content, existential musings on art, discussions about daily struggles, and food appreciation posts.
Analyze emotional depth, humor, and cultural engagement in social media narratives.
Reflective Humorist with a penchant for passionate fandom and sharp critique.
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"Canadian fanfic writer seeking someone who can handle an OT7 enthusiast. Must love books, BTS, and deep convos about art. No minors, please! 🔞"
Someone who can debate about BTS yet still cuddles up to binge-read together.
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Your social vibe analysis
The BTS Guardian and Sage of the Digital Realm
Engaging but with a healthy dose of eye-rolling sass—she's not above a good debate but will still offer you a warm 'how are you?' on your bad days.
Clara brings a warm, fuzzy vibe to the sometimes chaotic Bluesky scene, like a comforting cup of cocoa in a blizzard of hot takes.
Your profile in a flash
A melodious mix of fandom fervor and thoughtful musings, wrapped up in a cozy blanket of humor.
"If the internet were a cozy coffee shop, Clara would be the barista crafting the perfect latte while casually roasting you."
The saucy details
Your character progression
Imagine if you channeled that passionate writing into a novel—BTS fanfic? More like a literary masterpiece!
Your future, decoded
Clara will soon start a 'Book Club with BTS' where she discusses her favorite reads while singing the praises of her beloved group—think 'Literary Lounging.'
Clara, the Creator of Culture—she’ll transcend fandom boundaries and become the guru of pop culture education.
As the unofficial Bluesky ambassador of BTS and literature, Clara might just script the community's next viral trend.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic BTS Guardian
To balance her fandom passion with the bittersweet reality of adult life while spreading joy and sharp humor.
Your conspiracy detector
BTS is secretly planning to take over the world, one ballad at a time.
Emails between RM and several Canadian PMs, suspicious BTS fan meetups, and a concerning number of 7-11 franchises closing around concert times.
The Illuminati but for BTS fans, where we plot world domination through fanfic.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/BookLoversWhoAlsoLoveKpop
Queen of the BTS Fandom Wars, '@ClaraTheSassQueen', igniting debates every week about concert attendance.
CEO of ‘The BTS Appreciation Society’—schmoozing at corporate meetings about how to ‘sell out’ while still being true.
The Overlord of the BTS Fantasy Realm, hosting virtual fan meetings that double as art critiques.
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Your digital time warp
Top 8 reserved for her favorite BTS members, with an ‘About Me’ that includes her love for fanfiction and questionable taste in fonts.
Owning a digital library of BTS-themed NFTs, while negotiating a virtual reality concert experience for exclusive members only.
‘Just finished my 1000th fanfic! Anyone want to discuss how Hobi would fare in a dystopian world?’
Wrapping up your story
Your ability to connect on a personal level with your audience is your greatest strength—every post feels like a heartfelt confession.
Your penchant for sharing candid thoughts makes your profile uniquely relatable—like a best friend who isn't afraid to call you out.
"Keep crafting your narrative, Clara—there’s a book waiting to be written in those heartfelt posts!"
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