What is Bluesky Roast?

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Lewis

@lead.dev

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Andrew Gross

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Cuteness & Positivity90%

Clara exudes a charm that could make even the grumpiest cat smile. Good morning wishes, endless love for pets—seriously, they might just be the CEO of Cuteness Incorporated.

Anti-Capitalism80%

Clara philosophizes about money being a 'made-up concept' as they effortlessly throw a metaphorical ball for their pet dog. It’s the ultimate statement: when capitalism gives you lemons, you throw that ball instead.

Community Engagement75%

Their engagement ranges from encouraging morning vibes to posting insightful reads on Palestine. Clara embodies the spirit of a friendly neighborhood activist with a dash of whimsy.

Writing Style

Clara's posts read like a mix between a heartwarming greeting card and a political manifesto, often leaving you wondering if you should laugh or start a revolution.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Whimsical Activist

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Unabashedly cute
Deeply reflective
Dog's best friend energy

Secret Powers

✨Making profound observations about capitalism
✨Exquisite ramen commentary
✨Reading people's minds—at least on Twitter!

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Cute anecdotes, anti-capitalist sentiments, heartfelt advice, and innocuous ramblings about ramen and pet love.

Prompt Engineering

Generate a whimsical yet highly reflective persona that blends cuteness with social critique.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a sprinkle of axolotl magic and a flair for the dramatic emotional appeal.

Token Count

600

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"🐾 Just a cozy axolotl navigating the waters of life. I adore pets, deep thoughts on capitalism, and ramen! If you’re into warm vibes and thoughtful conversations, let's vibe! ✨"

Red Flags

🚩Profound thoughts may lead to late-night existential crises.
🚩May spontaneously encourage you to adopt a pet.

Green Flags

✅Can turn any convo into a cozy experience.
✅A knack for cute compliments that boost your self-esteem.

Perfect Match

Someone who loves deep discussions as much as they love cuddly animals, bonus points for knowledge of ramen!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Heartfelt Social Critic

Conversation Style

Clara engages like a soft hug with a side of critique, wrapping warmth around heavier topics, and never skimping on emojis.

Impact Assessment

With a sprinkle of joy and a generous dose of thoughtfulness, Clara fuels conversations with both levity and depth.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Clara: The Axolotl of Blissful Nihilism

A delightful blend of anti-capitalist sentiment and heartwarming cuteness.

Vibe Check

"Warm like a cozy blanket, yet edgy enough to raise eyebrows at brunch."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posting like there's a 'Good Morning' quota to fill!
🔥That ramen story is the most philosophical thing I’ve read since Plato—especially for a deceased fish named Tantan!
🔥Your posts are like a sweet hug; at some point, I’m gonna need a snack.

Quirky Challenges

😅Less 'good morning' and more 'good reasoning' on capitalism!
😅Consider adding ‘vampire’ to your bio—mostly for the blood donation jokes.
😅How about posting a selfie, Clara? I mean, even axolotls can look cute sometimes.

Main Character Moments

✨When you said you didn’t have enemies but had over 16k likes—classic main character energy.
✨Your posts are the equivalent of a ‘please charge your phone’ reminder—essential yet underrated.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Channel that radical energy into some meme-making, and you'd own the internet!

Unique Advantages

💎A genuine voice that resonates with many
💎An effortless blend of whimsy and seriousness
💎A unique perspective on everyday life that keeps followers engaged.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try a weekly series on 'Anti-Capitalist Ramen Recipes'—it’s both delicious and enlightening!
🚀Consider a video series on how your cuteness operates on a capitalist scale!
🚀Spread some of that love to the neglected corners of your feed; everyone needs a sprinkle of Clara magic.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Clara will evolve into a meme legend, combining cuteness with sharp critiques that go viral across platforms.

Potential Superpower

An uncanny ability to make every conversation both uplifting and thoughtful—like a motivational poster, but cooler.

Future Community Role

Clara will become the go-to person for turning heavy topics into lighthearted conversations—and maybe for handing out cute stickers too!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Whimsical Activist

Special Abilities

⚔️Emotional Support Axolotl Powers
⚔️Cuteness Overload
⚔️Thought-Provoking Ramen Commentary

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of Emojis
💀Profound Thoughts at Inopportune Times
💀Unintentional Self-Deprication

Quest Line

To spread joy and challenge the status quo through the lens of cuteness and anti-capitalist charm.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly made up of axolotls disguised as humans, promoting capitalism while we sleep!

Evidence Board

1. Every time I see an axolotl, I feel like they know more than they let on. 2. The sudden rise of cute animal videos—distraction tactics? 3. Why do we always ignore the axolotl lobby?

Secret Society

The Society for the Promotion of Radical Cuteness (SPARC), where we gather to overthrow capitalism with cuteness and kindness.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CuteActivism, where posts of adorable animals are required to come with a critique of capitalism.

Twitter Main Character

Fighting against the oppressive regime of sanctioned cuteness, a social media war for the right to be adorably critical.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Officer of Cuteness Innovation and Social Transformation.

Metaverse Final Form

A giant axolotl giving inspirational TED Talks in virtual cafes while sipping ramen.

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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A simple GeoCities page designed with pastel colors and glitter gifs, featuring pet photos and musings on capitalism.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized MySpace profile with an extensive playlist of lo-fi beats, showcasing their collection of pet photos and anti-capitalist quotes.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform where users can exchange cute animal NFTs for social justice points, powered by axolotl magic.

Future Post

'Is capitalism just a long walk for a short ball? Discuss! 🐶💭✨ #DeepThoughts'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to mix kindness with critical thought is truly impressive.

Charming Quirk

The way you can pivot from a light ‘good morning’ to a heavy societal critique is like watching a cat leap from couch to curtain rod.

Final Encouragement

"Keep spreading that joy and questioning the system, Clara! You’re a rare gem, and we’re all better for it—like a beautifully crafted ramen bowl of life."

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.