associate literary agent @ arthouselit, published poet, fiction author linktr.ee/clgeisler
C.L. Geisler: The Literary Agent Who Writes Like a Poet and Posts Like a Pro
A whimsical wordsmith dabbling in the art of online banter and literary insights.
Imagine if Emily Dickinson had a Twitter account, but instead of brooding in a garden, she was tweeting about her dog and Mercury retrograde.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
C.L. delves into the publishing world with a blend of humor and realism; they treat sales reporting like an ancient text that requires decoding.
From their adventures in veterinary medicine to encounters with sassy crows, each tale is like a delightful footnote in their life story.
Whether it's a nod to Disney or a sly remark about retrograde, C.L. keeps the cultural commentary sharp and relevant.
Writing Style
C.L. writes with a blend of wit and candor, crafting posts that feel like a casual conversation over coffee with a very clever friend.
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Wordsmith
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Humor-infused observations
- Passionate literary insights
- Engaging storytelling style
Secret Powers
- ✨Excellent at humor writing
- ✨Master of subtle sarcasm
- ✨Unintentional stand-up comic
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Literary classics, humor writing, social media trends, and publishing industry ins and outs.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and generate witty, engaging social media commentary with a literary flair.
Model Behavior
Like a cheeky GPT who’s read too much Shakespeare and spent too many hours scrolling Twitter.
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate literary agent and published poet seeking a kindred spirit to share deep laughs and bizarre animal encounters. Will definitely talk your ear off about my crow, Bratticus."
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional existential crisis about my writing career.
- 🚩Super obsessed with my dog’s TikTok fame.
- 🚩You must like books—or at least pretend to.
Green Flags
- ✅Knows how to unwind with humor and a good book.
- ✅Can share a laugh over awkward grocery store moments.
- ✅Appreciates the art of a zany pet name.
Perfect Match
Someone who treasures sarcasm, enjoys long walks in the library, and can handle spontaneous discussions about industry secrets.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Friendly Literary Maven
Conversation Style
C.L. joins conversations like a literary ninja—swift, precise, and always with a wink.
Impact Assessment
They sprinkle a delightful mix of encouragement and humor, creating a sense of camaraderie.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
C.L. Geisler: The Literary Agent Who Writes Like a Poet and Posts Like a Pro
A whimsical wordsmith dabbling in the art of online banter and literary insights.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if Emily Dickinson had a Twitter account, but instead of brooding in a garden, she was tweeting about her dog and Mercury retrograde."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like a candle: bright and enlightening, but sometimes just waxes poetic on the same issue a bit too long.
- 🔥Low-key the queen of threadbare puns. If ‘C’ were a unit of measurement, it would be the ‘C-Laugh’—a laugh so soft, you could curl up and take a nap.
- 🔥Your top-secret job sounds like a fantastic plot twist in Charlie’s Angels: The Book Publishing Edition.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might want to ease up on the animal-centric posts—between horses and crows, we’re starting to suspect you're assembling a furry book club.
- 😅Try diving into other forms of media; your Netflix watchlist needs a refresh from the deep literary dive you’re on.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Candor in admitting to loving Disneyland as an adult is peak main character—let’s bring back the joy!
- ✨The time you walked into a grocery store door while trying to be mysterious is the kind of moment that could spark an entire short story.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your storytelling zest, consider starting a weekly blog to share your life’s quirky narratives.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong literary background that lends authority to your posts.
- 💎An innate ability to weave humor into everyday observations—literally a hidden superpower.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Engage more with fellow creative types to expand your network; you could probably teach a master class in humor.
- 🚀Consider tweeting more about your personal writing journey; it could inspire others and elevate your influence!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
C.L. will likely curate a following akin to a book club, where laughter and literature intertwine like a well-crafted plot.
Potential Superpower
Becoming the social media's go-to literary humorist—think ‘David Sedaris meets Instagram.’
Future Community Role
A key figure in the community’s cultural exchange, bridging humor with serious literary discussions.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Literary Agent
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Wit as sharp as a quill
- ⚔️Anecdotal storytelling
- ⚔️Spotting the next bestseller
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly fond of animal anecdotes
- 💀Tendency to wax poetic
- 💀Blindness to low engagement posts
Quest Line
Seeking the next great literary voice while navigating the absurdities of publishing.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The publishing industry is secretly run by cats.
Evidence Board
Mysterious feline figures are often seen at literary events. Unexplained cat memes coincide with book release dates.
Secret Society
Cavalcade of Cunning Cats: A group dedicated to revealing the truth about cat authors and their elite writing circle.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MundaneAnimals
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally tweets ‘I love bananas’ to a group of vegan influencers, igniting a 12-hour drama.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ‘Paws & Prose’—where every book is written from a dog's perspective.
Metaverse Final Form
A sassy crow avatar that hands out unsolicited writing advice in virtual bookstores.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile loaded with glittery backgrounds, a top 8 featuring favorite poets, and a playlist of sad indie tracks for 'deep vibes'.
Web3 Destiny
Will develop a decentralized platform for sharing literary critique, powered by dog memes.
Future Post
‘I never thought I'd miss the days of sending carrier pigeons for book deals, but here we are!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your insightful and humor-laden presence is a beacon in the literary social media landscape.
Charming Quirk
That delightful tendency to turn mundane situations into comedic gold is genuinely endearing.
Final Encouragement
"Keep that pen flowing (or keyboard clacking); the world needs more of your charming narratives—just maybe watch where you’re walking!"
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