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    18y - former handle: assburguer • eng - ptbr • (any pronouns || qualquer pronome) https://abb.straw.page

    The Chronicles of 'ab': A Bluesky Enigma

    In a digital world of chaos, 'ab' is our lovable, anxious bard crooning existential musings.

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    A delightful mix of deep thoughts, anime references, and a sprinkle of existential dread—basically, they’re the main character in their own indie film.

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    87%
    Authenticity
    60%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Anime
    80%
    Mental Health

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Anime95%

    'ab' is not just watching; they're in a passionate symphony of emotions, expressing their heartfelt frustrations and joys in a beautifully chaotic manner.

    Mental Health80%

    Their candid confessions about anxiety and illness reveal a wisdom wrapped in humor—think of it as the 'quirky friend' in a sitcom who grounds every wild plot.

    Daily Life75%

    From job applications to candid reflections about procrastination, 'ab' captures the spirit of struggle so well that you’d think they’re narrating a modern Shakespearean tragedy drenched in memes.

    Writing Style

    A unique blend of spontaneous musings and quirky observations—like a haiku that forgot its structure and decided to go off on tangents involving cat fears and existential dread.

    Thought Leader Score

    60%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Melancholic Observer

    Keeping It Real Score

    87%

    Main Character Energy

    • Anime Enthusiast
    • Existential Thinker
    • Accidental Comedian

    Secret Powers

    • Penning poignant thoughts about cat behavior
    • Mastering the art of procrastination
    • Subtly critiquing societal norms using memes

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Collected thoughts on anime, mental health, and daily life struggles, interspersed with chaotic humor.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate a blend of existential philosophy and anime references with a sprinkle of humor.

    Model Behavior

    Like a chaotic GPT-3 that binge-watched too much anime and forgot to sleep.

    Token Count

    500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Anime lover looking for someone who understands my existential dread and occasional chaotic outbursts. Must love cats and cringe memes."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent existential crises
    • 🚩Awkward conversation starter
    • 🚩May randomly suggest deep anime philosophy

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about mental health awareness
    • Knows way too much about anime
    • Can throw relatable memes like ninja stars

    Perfect Match

    Someone who will laugh at my chaotic musings and can join in on deep discussions about imaginary worlds.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Relatable Philosopher

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet slightly awkward—think of them as the friend who makes deep eye contact while discussing memes in a crowded room.

    Impact Assessment

    'ab' brings a refreshing blend of humor and relatability to the Bluesky community, filling the void where existential dread meets the joy of a well-timed meme.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Chronicles of 'ab': A Bluesky Enigma

    In a digital world of chaos, 'ab' is our lovable, anxious bard crooning existential musings.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful mix of deep thoughts, anime references, and a sprinkle of existential dread—basically, they’re the main character in their own indie film."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posts like a cat avoids eye contact—carefree and a little unsure.
    • 🔥Their posts may seem random, but honestly, it’s like the universe in chaos—a beautiful disaster!
    • 🔥If procrastination were an Olympic sport, 'ab' would be a gold medalist.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Has an uncanny ability to oscillate between profound insights and 'merda bunda dedos'—a true spectrum of thought.
    • 😅Balances on the fine line between genius and 'did I really just post that?'-level existential crises.

    Main Character Moments

    • When receiving an email about a job, the excitement and anxiety were palpable—'ab' truly embodies the spirit of hoping for the best while preparing for the worst.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With their deep introspective nature, 'ab' could easily transition into a podcast or blog that mixes humor with heartfelt insights—who wouldn’t want to hear their thoughts?

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A knack for combining poignant memes with emotional depth.
    • 💎A refreshing approach to life that encourages vulnerability and authenticity.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider experimenting with creative formats, like threads or mini-essays—they could take their vibes to the next level!
    • 🚀Engage more with the community through memes and relatable humor; they love a good laugh.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    'ab' will level up to become the ‘Philosopher of Bluesky’, crafting insightful threads that resonate with others in hilarious, relatable ways.

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming daily musings into viral content that balances humor and depth—instantly relatable and shareable!

    Future Community Role

    Will likely become an unintentional leader of the support squad, where their witty insights create a safe haven for those navigating life's absurdities.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Observer

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Existential Musings
    • ⚔️Accidental Humor
    • ⚔️Anime References

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Procrastination
    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Being a Slightly Awkward Bean

    Quest Line

    Seeking the meaning of life amidst memes and mental health struggles.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Every anime character is secretly a metaphor for modern society's failings.

    Evidence Board

    - Characters lose their way, just like us. - That one time in an anime where everything seems chaotic—just like the world today!

    Secret Society

    The Society of Relatable Chaos, where we gather to discuss our love for absurdity and contemplate life over snacks.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/ExistentialAnimeFanClub

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who accidentally starts a trending topic about how anime shapes our understanding of existence.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Meme Officer at 'Deep Thoughts Incorporated' where every meeting begins with an anime quote.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An ethereal presence creating a virtual sanctuary where the chaotic, the anxious, and the anime-lovers unite.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities site with sparkly backgrounds, a cat GIF, and angst-ridden poetry about my feelings on anime.

    MySpace Era

    Profile heavily customized with anime themes, a Top 8 of favorite characters, and angst-filled song lyrics playing in the background.

    Web3 Destiny

    NFT collector of rare memes and digital art collecting representations of angst and humor.

    Future Post

    Just got hired at a new job! Still in chronic anxiety mode but 'ab' is ready to conquer the corporate world (while also contemplating life choices).

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Their remarkable ability to intertwine humor with vulnerability makes them an essential part of the Bluesky narrative.

    Charming Quirk

    That laugh-out-loud expression of exasperation, perfectly summed up in 'merda bunda dedos'.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being your wonderfully chaotic self—your journey is a beautiful mess that we all want to be a part of!"

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