Colby Sanner

@colbysanner.bsky.social

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Nov 10, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Father | Husband | Atheist | Lover of film, TV, books, podcasts and tech

Flu Survivor & Thanksgiving Enthusiast: The Chronicles of Colby Sanner

Navigating the curveballs of life with a side of humor and a dash of tech love.

A cozy blend of dad jokes and existential musings, served with a side of snark.

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Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Community and Connection

70%

Technology

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Community and Connection85%

Colby's a heart-tugger when it comes to community—like a warm hug but with a higher like count on Thanksgiving.

Technology70%

He praises Bluesky like it’s the messiah of social media—if only it could cure the flu too!

Societal Commentary80%

Colby’s takes on privilege and politics hit like a well-timed punchline; you laugh, but then it slices you with truth.

Writing Style

Short and sweet, like a dad's wisdom condensed into a tweet. He leans toward minimalism, but every word packs a punch—much like a good dad joke, minus the dad bod.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Observer

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Family-oriented
Witty yet sincere
Culturally aware

Secret Powers

✨Unraveling absurdity in everyday life
✨Finding humor in flu seasons

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Dads, films, tech trends, and existential musings.

Prompt Engineering

Write social media posts that blend family values, humor, and insightful commentary on modern life.

Model Behavior

Thoughtful GPT with a dad sense of humor and a knack for relatable wisdom.

Token Count

500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Father, husband, and lover of film, TV, books, podcasts, and tech. Fluent in dad jokes and existential musings. If you like deep conversations over a good movie, I’m your guy!"

Red Flags

🚩Occasional dad jokes that flop like old turkey.
🚩Writes too many posts about the flu.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about community and connection.
✅Loves to engage in cultural discussions.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a good pun and won't judge my love for dad wit.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Thoughtful Dad

Conversation Style

Engages with a blend of sincerity and humor, often inviting others into a shared chuckle over the absurdities of modern life.

Impact Assessment

Colby's presence is like a well-cooked Thanksgiving turkey—warm and slightly unforgettable.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Flu Survivor & Thanksgiving Enthusiast: The Chronicles of Colby Sanner

Navigating the curveballs of life with a side of humor and a dash of tech love.

Vibe Check

"A cozy blend of dad jokes and existential musings, served with a side of snark."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Colby’s posts read like a sitcom script drafted by a dad at the Thanksgiving table—full of puns and heartfelt moments!
🔥His flu post had zero likes; maybe people were too busy being grateful for their own health!

Quirky Challenges

😅Could benefit from a sprinkle of boldness; sometimes it feels like he’s testing out his jokes in front of a mirror before posting.
😅Needs to upgrade his Thanksgiving meal game—posts asking about favorite dishes don’t count as gourmet.

Main Character Moments

✨When he declared he’d deleted X, you could almost hear the collective gasp of 'Who does he think he is?'
✨His 'Good evening Blue Sky!' intro was like a sitcom dad entering a room; it deserved a laugh track.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a touch more grit, Colby's commentary could rival the greats of Twitter—think dad meets Socrates.

Unique Advantages

💎Dad-like wisdom; a knack for slicing through BS with humor.
💎A loyal follower base ready to laugh and nod along.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try some hot takes—spicy discussions could add some flavor to the otherwise cozy vibe.
🚀Incorporate more of his film and tech insights; mix them into the social commentary stew!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Colby will transition from a thoughtful observer to a contender for the viral post of the week—flus be damned!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn mundane observations into thought-provoking content—he's the dad philosopher we never knew we needed.

Future Community Role

As the Bluesky community thrives, Colby will become its unofficial dad, guiding lost souls with relatable wisdom and dad jokes.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Thoughtful Dad

Special Abilities

⚔️Navigating awkward conversations with grace
⚔️Spreading dad jokes like confetti
⚔️Merging tech talk with philosophical musings

Weaknesses

💀Occasional overexplanation
💀Tendency to underappreciate his own humor
💀Fears being perceived as too 'dad-y'

Quest Line

To find the perfect balance between humorous wisdom and cultural critique, while battling the flu and Thanksgiving leftovers.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The flu virus is a conspiracy orchestrated by the fabric softener companies to boost sales through increased laundry frequency.

Evidence Board

1. More laundry = more fabric softener sales. 2. Coincidence? I think not. 3. Flu season is always followed by a surge in washing commercials.

Secret Society

The Society of Flu Fighters—dedicated to spreading awareness about fabric softener-related conspiracies.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DadJokesInTheWild—because Dad jokes belong everywhere.

Twitter Main Character

Caught in a heated debate over the best Thanksgiving dish while rocking dad jeans at the dinner table.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Family Wisdom Inc.—specializing in dad jokes, tech insights, and occasional life coaching.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic dad figure, dispensing wisdom while offering digital snacks at virtual block parties.

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One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page showcasing the family tree, with a teddy bear GIF background and a playlist of 90s sitcom theme songs.

MySpace Era

Top 8 filled with family and favorite movies. Profile song: 'I Gotta Feeling' because he’s always ready for a good time.

Web3 Destiny

Becomes the first NFT dad joke collector, minting puns on the blockchain for eternity.

Future Post

"Just watched a film that blew my mind. Anyone else think the flu could be a plot twist?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Colby’s authenticity shines through like a dad’s love at a soccer game—always there, always supportive.

Charming Quirk

He has a gift for crafting posts that are like heartfelt whispers amidst the chaos—quiet but impactful.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining your dad light, Colby! The Bluesky universe needs your warmth—and maybe a few more movie references!"

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