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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Therapy and Mental Health80%

Matt’s posts often blend the importance of mental health with his humorous antidotes on coping—like using Fruity Pebbles as a therapeutic snack. Who knew therapy could come in such sugary forms?

Sports (especially the Bears)90%

He relishes in the downfall of the Bears more than he enjoys his own morning coffee, which is a considerable feat. It’s like watching a soap opera but with jerseys and more crying.

Healthcare and Community Service85%

Matt is the type who doesn’t just talk about health equity; he dishes out thoughts like appetizers at a family gathering. He’s got opinions, and he’s not afraid to controversially stir the pot.

Writing Style

Matt’s writing is like a layered Italian trifle: it starts with sweet humor, dips into some earnest sentiment, and has a shocking crunch of criticism that leaves you wanting more. Not all heroes wear capes; some wield keyboard courage.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Psychologist with a side of sass
Wisconsin sports fanatic
Italian dessert connoisseur

Secret Powers

✨Social media roast master
✨Emotional support coffee drinker
✨Curator of deep thoughts and puns

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Empathy, sports stats, coffee consumption, and Italian dessert recipes

Prompt Engineering

Combine insightful, humorous commentary with a focus on healthcare and sports while remaining compassionate and relatable.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT but with a flair for midwestern charm and a penchant for dessert metaphors

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Midwestern psychologist navigating the complexities of life with humor, coffee, and an obsession for all things Italian dessert. If you like deep conversations about health equity and can handle some lighthearted sports banter, let’s connect!"

Red Flags

🚩Overanalyzing every coffee choice
🚩Might unfollow you if you're a Bears fan
🚩Tends to make desserts more than necessary

Green Flags

✅Loves heartfelt discussions
✅Good listener
✅Can whip up a mean dessert

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the art of sarcasm, enjoys sports (preferably non-Bears), and isn't afraid to dive deep into emotional topics.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Compassionate Voice of Reason

Conversation Style

Engaging, witty, and sometimes reminiscent of your wise-cracking uncle who’s seen it all.

Impact Assessment

His mix of empathy and humor fosters meaningful connections. People might not always reply, but they sure appreciate his presence—he’s almost like the Wi-Fi of Bluesky. Essential, but sometimes unnoticed.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Wisconsinites' Guide to Surviving Phoenix: Matt Coldagelli Edition

A journey through sports fandom, existential musings, and the quest for the perfect Italian dessert.

Vibe Check

"Equal parts introspective psychologist and meme-worthy dad—armed with espresso and sporting rivalries."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Matt’s relationship with the Bears is deeper than any therapy session. It's like he’s in an on-again, off-again relationship that he just can’t quit.
🔥Claiming espresso cures malaise is like saying pizza cures heartbreak—both undeniably delicious, yet full of questionable logic.
🔥When everyone else is slinging memes, Matt’s wielding profound theological insights. It’s like bringing a salad to a pizza party.

Quirky Challenges

😅He might want to consider a cooking class, because his Italian dessert obsession could use a little less scrolling and a bit more baking.
😅Let’s be real, a little less bear bashing and a little more basketball appreciation wouldn’t hurt. #GoBucks

Main Character Moments

✨Commenting on the painful realities of church leadership while making coffee jokes—classic awkward brilliance.
✨Sharing a personal compliment from a patient like it’s a photo of his kid’s first day of school. Endearing and slightly cringy.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If he leans into multimedia content, his thoughts could reach a broader audience—visuals of his dessert adventures, perhaps?

Unique Advantages

💎Deep understanding of psychological nuances
💎Witty commentary on social issues
💎Sports enthusiasm that can rally any crowd

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Post more bite-sized humor—like mini TikToks on healthcare and therapy topics.
🚀Engage in collaborative posts with other mental health advocates to amplify his voice.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect his follower count to surge as he dives deeper into engaging, relatable content.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any sports commentary into heartfelt life lessons.

Future Community Role

He’ll become the go-to resource for both mental health insights and sports therapy—sports fans seeking therapy and therapists needing a laugh.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Thought Leader

Special Abilities

⚔️Psychological Insight
⚔️Witty Banter
⚔️Italian Dessert Enthusiast

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Existential Meltdown
💀Overthinking Sports Rivalries
💀Bears Fan Syndrome

Quest Line

Navigating the intersection of healthcare, sports, and dessert with humor as his trusty sidekick.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Bears are secretly controlled by an alien race as part of an experiment on human disappointment.

Evidence Board

Photos of Bears games showing more empty seats than fans, conspiracy hashtags.

Secret Society

The Society of Exiled Green and Gold Fans

Truth Seeking Level

60%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SportsTherapy&Snacks

Twitter Main Character

Sporting a coffee cup while tweeting a detailed analysis of the last Bears game misplay.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Psychological Wellness and Dessert Initiatives

Metaverse Final Form

The go-to therapist for all avatars, with a dessert bar that charges for emotional advice.

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Modern Stack
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page with animated GIFs of coffee cups and a guestbook for followers to sign their favorite dessert recipes.

MySpace Era

Customizable profile with a 'Top 8' stressing the importance of dessert-loving friends.

Web3 Destiny

Metaverse café that merges virtual therapy sessions with a dessert tasting bar.

Future Post

"Just found the perfect espresso recipe after a decade of research—still working on that Bears therapy session."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Matt’s blend of humor and insight makes him a rare gem in the social media landscape.

Charming Quirk

His posts about food cravings make him seem like the friend always on the hunt for the best dessert, and who doesn’t love that?

Final Encouragement

"Keep blending those caffeinated musings with compassionate critiques, Matt. The world needs more of your delightful chaos!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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