Coldbrewed Exposures

@coldbrewexposures.bsky.social

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105

Posts

157

Following

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Joined

Nov 17, 2024

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

He/They🏳️‍🌈 photographer, documenter of life mundane and otherwise, respecter of gender expression. Servant of cats. US citizen living in the Netherlands. If you would like to support me: https://ko-fi.com/coldbrewedexposures

Coldbrewed Exposures: A Brew of Aesthetic and Existentialism

This profile serves up a perfect blend of public infrastructure love and existential dread, all under the Dutch sky.

Imagine if existential angst and photography had a lovechild, and that child grew into an artsy cat servant in the Netherlands.

90%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Public Infrastructure

80%

Existential Dread

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Public Infrastructure85%

They see stories in utility boxes – it's like Mr. Rogers meets urban planning; who knew a fuse box could have such depth?

Existential Dread80%

From ADHD burnout to capitalism critiques, they serve up heavy doses of reality alongside their art, reminding us that life isn't just pretty pictures.

Cats and Coffee75%

Between photos and philosophical threads, there’s a delightful undercurrent of feline devotion and a caffeine boost that keeps the creativity flowing.

Writing Style

Their writing flows like a cold brew on a hot day: smooth, refreshing, and occasionally packed with a punch of irony that sneaks up on you.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Existential Artist

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

Deep reflections on mundane subjects
Passion for public infrastructure
Humor mixed with vulnerability

Secret Powers

✨Capturing the beauty in chaos
✨Finding metaphors in everyday life
✨Making philosophical musings sound relatable

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Existential musings, photography discussions, and random thoughts on public infrastructure.

Prompt Engineering

Write posts that blend photography insights with philosophical reflections.

Model Behavior

Thoughtful yet quirky, like a caffeinated cat in a philosophical maze.

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Seeking someone who appreciates mundane beauty and existential conversations over coffee. If you have a cat, I’ll love you even more!"

Red Flags

🚩Tendency to overanalyze everything
🚩Can get lost in thought about utility boxes for too long
🚩You might have to tolerate existential rants

Green Flags

✅Passionate about photography and art
✅Enjoys deep conversations
✅Must love cats and coffee

Perfect Match

A fellow coffee enthusiast who can bring balance to my existential crises and has a knack for capturing life's little moments.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Thoughtful Observer

Conversation Style

A blend of deep insights and light-hearted banter; they sprinkle lines like 'I miss having a regular CLS class' into the discourse like confetti at a philosophical parade.

Impact Assessment

Their ability to intertwine existential commentary with visual art elevates community discussions, making them a go-to source for those seeking both aesthetic inspiration and real talk.

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Coldbrewed Exposures: A Brew of Aesthetic and Existentialism

This profile serves up a perfect blend of public infrastructure love and existential dread, all under the Dutch sky.

Vibe Check

"Imagine if existential angst and photography had a lovechild, and that child grew into an artsy cat servant in the Netherlands."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Sure, everyone loves a good utility box, but let's get you a new subject – maybe something a little less... electric?
🔥Your coffee addiction is both impressive and slightly alarming. Are you sure cold brew isn’t your one true calling?
🔥Psst, your posts make me wonder if you should change your handle to 'Coldbrewed Musings'. It’s quite the philosophical blend you’re serving.

Quirky Challenges

😅You might want to dial back the number of thoughts per post; even a philosophical cat needs a break sometimes.
😅Consider experimenting with a post that doesn’t involve infrastructure; I know it’s a stretch, but try it for the arts!
😅Your utility box obsession could use a friendly nudge away from urban planning—let’s expand those horizons a little!

Main Character Moments

✨That time you made asphalt sound poetic might just be the highlight of the year for urban photographers everywhere.
✨Your coffee-fueled rants about capitalism are the modern-day version of Socratic dialogues. A true philosopher in the making!
✨When you realized your wallet was heavy with coins—classic ‘artist discovers financial reality’ moment!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your unique perspective on mundane subjects could lead to a niche in art that resonates with a broader audience.

Unique Advantages

💎Engaging storytelling through photography
💎Ability to resonate with both art lovers and fellow existentialists
💎Strong engagement with community
💎Keen insights on creative struggles

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe pair some of those deep thoughts with a series of photos – a visual narrative of life’s absurdities?
🚀Try embracing the chaos of your environment; a messy workspace may lead to even more creative breakthroughs!
🚀Explore collaboration with fellow artists to expand your reach and engagement; two heads (or cameras) are often better than one.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a series of contemplative photo essays that explore the intersection of daily life and existential philosophy.

Potential Superpower

Your ability to capture authentic moments will evolve into a distinctive, recognizable style that celebrates everyday absurdity.

Future Community Role

A revered figure in the community, inspiring others to find beauty in the ordinary and to critically reflect on the nature of creativity.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Finding beauty in everyday chaos
⚔️Sparking existential debates
⚔️Turning utility boxes into poetry

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking every single post
💀Getting distracted by shiny things (and cats)
💀Being too relatable for their own good

Quest Line

Seeking to document the mundane while critiquing the absurdity of modern life.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Utility boxes are secret portals to alternate realities where everything is way less dramatic.

Evidence Board

Every utility box bears the markings of a lost civilization – or at least, some really interesting graffiti!

Secret Society

The Society of Public Infrastructure Aficionados (SPIA) that meets secretly to discuss the beauty of utility placement.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/UrbanExploration but with a focus on utility aesthetics.

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally ignited a viral thread on the importance of visually appealing electrical boxes.

LinkedIn Title

Founder and CEO of 'Life's Mundane Mysteries Inc.',' specializing in translating urban chaos into aesthetic art.

Metaverse Final Form

A breathtaking virtual gallery showcasing the existential beauty of urban infrastructure.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Filled with animated GIFs of utility boxes with captions like 'Why are these so interesting?!'

MySpace Era

A profile with glitter graphics overlaying photos of boxy utilities, with the song 'Waiting for the World to Change' on loop.

Web3 Destiny

Leading an art collective that explores the intersection of NFTs and urban infrastructure photography.

Future Post

Just photographed the most aesthetically pleasing drain cover – proof that beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your strength lies in your ability to transform everyday scenes into narratives that resonate deeply with your audience.

Charming Quirk

That intriguing mix of deep philosophical reflection nestled alongside the lighthearted charm of cat servitude—truly a unique blend!

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing those stories written on those utility boxes; after all, every infrastructure has a tale to tell—even if it’s just how to keep your wallet from overflowing with coins!"

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