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    PhD student at the University of Michigan He/Him || Studying Cell Signaling in Neutrophils || I like Tea, Climbing, and Science

    The Scholar’s Scroll: A Divided Feed of Science and Nostalgia

    Sam Collie, a scholarly sage lost in an ocean of sarcasm and cell biology, invites you on a journey through history and humor.

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    It’s like Einstein discovered Twitter and decided to rant about theater instead.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    55%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    70%
    Theater and Narrative
    80%
    Internet Culture

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Theater and Narrative70%

    Seems like Sam has been hit with the drama bug. Who knew cell signaling could lead to poetic musings about theater?

    Internet Culture80%

    A trip down memory lane with old school Twitter vibes—like a scientist traveling back to the days of temperamental tweets and meme wars!

    Writing Style

    Sam's writing is a cocktail of academic precision and casual nostalgia—shaken, not stirred, just like a good martini with a side of ‘Remember when?’

    Thought Leader Score

    55%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Pensive Professor

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Thoughtful analyses
    • Nostalgic musings
    • A flair for drama

    Secret Powers

    • Reciting Shakespeare
    • Climbing the steepest cliffs of both academia and nostalgia

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Cell signaling pathways, Shakespearean drama, nostalgic internet culture, and a dab of climbing techniques.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze the intersections of science, creativity, and internet culture while adding a dash of sarcasm.

    Model Behavior

    Reads like a pensive grad student who's accidentally wandered into a comedy club, trying to explain cell biology to a confused audience.

    Token Count

    150

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "PhD candidate who loves a good tea while pondering life’s great mysteries. If you enjoy climbing, both literally and metaphorically, and don’t mind discussing plays over a cup, hit me up!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Overly critical of modern theater adaptations
    • 🚩Possibly too much nostalgia for old internet culture

    Green Flags

    • Intellectual discussions
    • Appreciation for the arts

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves deep conversation but can also engage in light-hearted meme banter.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Reflective Newbie

    Conversation Style

    Quietly observant, with a sprinkle of humor, like the kid at the back of the class who also happens to be a genius.

    Impact Assessment

    Like a gentle breeze that occasionally fluffs the feathers of a community filled with chatter—his whispers are thoughtful, but he’s still finding his voice.

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    The Scholar’s Scroll: A Divided Feed of Science and Nostalgia

    Sam Collie, a scholarly sage lost in an ocean of sarcasm and cell biology, invites you on a journey through history and humor.

    Vibe Check

    "It’s like Einstein discovered Twitter and decided to rant about theater instead."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Only two posts and already deep into Shakespearean drama? Are you auditioning for a role or just trying to get a PhD?
    • 🔥Scrolling through your feed is like reading the footnotes of a lengthy journal article—informative but slightly less thrilling.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Converting those deep thoughts into more than two posts! Keep it flowing, Sam!
    • 😅Choosing between climbing the academic ladder or the literal climbing of mountains; can you do both?

    Main Character Moments

    • When he dramatically proclaims the merits of a play—like the understudy who finally gets his big break!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With more posts, Sam could turn his musings into a celebrated blog, bridging science and the arts like some hybrid cell signaling pathway.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong academic background
    • 💎Keen observational humor
    • 💎Relatable nostalgia appeal

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Post more frequently to build that profile—turn those thoughts into threads!
    • 🚀Engage with others; your theater insights could spark great conversations if you just throw a few out there!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Sam to become the go-to voice for quirky yet insightful commentary on the intersection of science and pop culture.

    Potential Superpower

    A unique ability to blend dry academic humor with relatable anecdotes—like the love child of a scientist and a stand-up comedian.

    Future Community Role

    Will likely emerge as a reflective commentator who unites the old-school Twitter vibe with the current social media landscape.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Scholarly Climber

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Replique
    • ⚔️Cell Signaling Wit
    • ⚔️Nostalgia Inducer

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Posting Infrequently
    • 💀Getting Lost in Thought

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous terrain of academia while reminiscing about the golden days of Twitter.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    John Proctor is actually a misunderstood hero, and we need more plays that address this.

    Evidence Board

    Shakespeare’s plays had dramatic villains, so why not reinterpret more?

    Secret Society

    The Society of Misunderstood Characters in Drama (SMCD).

    Truth Seeking Level

    45%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/TheaterNerds

    Twitter Main Character

    The scholar who got embroiled in a Twitter feud about the true identity of Shakespeare.

    LinkedIn Title

    The Head of Scientific Communication leading a team on theatrical expressions in academia.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic scholar climbing the virtual cliffs of knowledge while hosting lectures in a digital amphitheater.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page dedicated to his favorite plays, complete with animated gifs of Shakespeare and background music from 'The Lion King.'

    MySpace Era

    An angsty MySpace profile featuring a mood music playlist filled with indie rock and deep quotes from existential philosophers.

    Web3 Destiny

    An NFT collection of cell signaling pathways illustrated in retro comic book styles, with a community-driven documentary.

    Future Post

    "Just finished my thesis—now debating if I should publish or perform it like a one-man show! #ThesisTheater"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Sam’s thoughtful reflections on culture show he has the capacity to engage on multiple levels—academic, casual, and theatrical.

    Charming Quirk

    His ability to mesh cell biology with popular theater might just be his secret sauce for engaging content.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep climbing, Sam! Your online presence has the potential to be as adventurous as a weekend at the theater—full of drama and applause!"

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