Colonel Milner

@colmilner.bsky.social

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Nov 14, 2024

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Kentucky Colonel ☮️ Conservationist 🌎 340ppm 🇺🇸

Kentucky Colonel or Social Media General?

Colonel Milner is a digital crusader armed with facts, memes, and an activist spirit.

A mix of thoughtful commentary and sporadic hilarity, like a TED Talk that suddenly turns into stand-up.

90%

Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Government Accountability

88%

Environmental Issues

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Government Accountability95%

Milner's rants about billionaires dodging taxes and government waste are like a hot sauce: they pack a punch, leave you gasping for air, and have you questioning your life choices.

Environmental Issues88%

When he talks about solar versus nuclear, it feels like watching a heavyweight bout between your dad’s bad jokes and your mom’s stern lectures: riveting yet slightly uncomfortable.

Historical Context82%

His critiques on historical documents read as if he’s grading them in real-time, with a red pen and a side of sarcasm. If sarcasm were a major, he'd have a PhD.

Family Life90%

A proud dad moment about his daughter's Thanksgiving turkey essay shows he might just be human after all. Someone call the Pulitzer committee; we might have a new contender.

Writing Style

Colonel Milner writes like a fusion between a history professor trying to smash through a wall of misinformation with a sledgehammer and a stand-up comic waiting for the audience to catch their breath after a punchline.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Informed Activist

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

Passionate
Witty
Insightful

Secret Powers

✨Mastering the art of the internet roast
✨Creating viral commentary
✨Understanding complex issues in one tweet

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of political commentary, environmental advocacy, and anecdotes about parental life.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful and humorous commentary on social issues, history, and parenting.

Model Behavior

Behaves like a combination of ChatGPT and your favorite political talk show host.

Token Count

3500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Passionate about justice, conservation, and my daughter's turkey essay. Swipe right if you can handle deep conversations and dad jokes!"

Red Flags

🚩Rants about billionaires at dinner parties.
🚩Excessive use of historical references during casual chats.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about community issues.
✅Shares adorable kid moments that melt hearts.

Perfect Match

Someone who loves lively debates and isn't afraid to appreciate a good dad joke.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Truth Bomb Dropper

Conversation Style

Engages with the tenacity of a dog on a bone, except that bone is made of societal issues and civil liberties.

Impact Assessment

His contributions are like a double espresso: they wake everyone up, often leave them a bit jittery, but definitely get the conversation rolling.

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Kentucky Colonel or Social Media General?

Colonel Milner is a digital crusader armed with facts, memes, and an activist spirit.

Vibe Check

"A mix of thoughtful commentary and sporadic hilarity, like a TED Talk that suddenly turns into stand-up."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts are less ‘factual gem’ and more ‘gleaming diamond, slightly askew’ – which is still pretty fabulous!
🔥You dropped more truth bombs than a military operation, yet sometimes I feel like you’re still waiting on a reply from that one person who never sends memes back.
🔥I’ve seen debate teams that are less aggressive than your comment section. Bravo!

Quirky Challenges

😅If only you applied your analytical skills to times tables; you’d be the life of the parent-teacher conference!
😅You have a PhD in Twitter opinions but might want to consider a minor in ‘let’s lighten the mood’ every now and then.

Main Character Moments

✨The passionate dad who returns home with a fiery opinion on politics, and the kids think he's just worried about the school bake sale.
✨When you drop a bombshell tweet and then casually post about your daughter's writing skills. #ParentingGoals

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With more posts like that Thanksgiving turkey, you could become the heartfelt activist we never knew we needed.

Unique Advantages

💎An unprecedented grasp of complex topics with a touch of humor
💎An ability to cut through the noise in political discourse

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a side series: ‘Random Dad Moments’ to balance out your rants with cuteness overload.
🚀Maybe experiment with memes instead of just infographics—your followers will appreciate the humor and shareability.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Milner will inevitably start a podcast where he combines history lessons with personal anecdotes—and probably some turkey-related storytelling.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to make complex socio-political issues relatable to even the most apolitical cat memes enthusiast.

Future Community Role

He might just evolve into the community's go-to historian for blending humor with hard truths, hosting live streams during major events.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Dissenter

Special Abilities

⚔️Truth Bomb Deployment
⚔️Sarcastic Wit Generation
⚔️Family-Friendly Humor Enhancement

Weaknesses

💀Overly Detailed Rants
💀Occasional Lack of Memes

Quest Line

To uncover the dark secrets of governance while sprinkling in dad jokes for levity.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There’s a secret cabal of billionaires controlling the world's pizza toppings.

Evidence Board

Evidence suggests that pineapple on pizza was a ploy to distract from tax evasion practices.

Secret Society

The Illuminated Dad Jokes Society.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/ConspiracyDadJokes

Twitter Main Character

The person whose timeline becomes a debate stage during every presidential election.

LinkedIn Title

Founder of 'Historically Accurate Dad Jokes'.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic figure that debates history with avatars of past presidents.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with gifs of dancing baby seals and links to historical essays.

MySpace Era

A customized page with playlist featuring classic rock and an animated GIF of Bill Clinton playing saxophone.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized archive of dad jokes and political commentary that only unlocks with social activism tokens.

Future Post

2025: "So my daughter is now writing a manifesto for school—turns out she’s got that writing gene all along!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Colonel Milner’s factual insights are an incredible force for the good of the Bluesky community. If only we could elect him as president of our timelines!

Charming Quirk

Never underestimate the dad humor lurking behind the serious commentary. It’s like finding a hidden gummy bear in your candy stash; unexpected and delightful.

Final Encouragement

"Keep firing those truth missiles, Colonel! Just remember, every now and then, it’s okay to drop a silly meme bomb too!"

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