What is Bluesky Roast?

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Lewis

@lead.dev

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Soccer & Sports70%

With posts like 'Stop giving LA free kicks' and 'Tough one goal loss today for Union', Colonel Oolong could be the next sports analyst or just a very invested fan who spends their evenings shouting at the TV like it’s a personal vendetta.

Pop Culture & Nostalgia65%

Happy anniversary to Barney's live TV demise and surreal takes on commercialism, this Colonel serves nostalgia with a side of whimsy, showing that he knows a thing or two about how media shapes us (even if it’s just about a dinosaur blowing up).

Political Commentary & Civic Issues80%

From discussing emissions policies in Denmark to critiquing the housing crisis, this feed is where the light-hearted meets the urgent. You might laugh while your brain remembers we’re all doomed, which is quite the talent.

Writing Style

A delightful blend of the absurd and the poignant, like if David Lynch wrote tweets while high on artisanal popcorn. Colonel's posts throw curveballs between humor and social critique that keep you guessing what’s next.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Quirky Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Witty observations
Random absurdity
Passionate about food and art

Secret Powers

✨Culinary commentary
✨Sports analysis
✨Catching cultural references

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of sports commentary, pop culture absurdity, and political critiques, all infused with a generous dose of humor and personal reflections.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty, eccentric observations that blend humor, nostalgia, and social critique with a sprinkle of culinary passion.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT meets the quirky spirit of an uncle who thinks he's a philosopher after a few beers.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone who appreciates absurdity in all its forms—from Barney explosions to photorealistic paintings. Let’s bond over bad puns and food!"

Red Flags

🚩Quotes random sports stats during dinner dates
🚩Refuses to take their bathroom policy seriously
🚩May induce existential crises while discussing art

Green Flags

✅Can make you laugh about anything, even death
✅Loves to share bizarre anecdotes about food and art
✅A passionate advocate for civic issues and maybe an accidental philosopher

Perfect Match

Someone who loves deep conversations about nothing and everything over a hot dish of nachos.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Offbeat Sage

Conversation Style

Combines comedy and insight with a touch of absurdity; it's like a stand-up routine about the futility of modern existence.

Impact Assessment

Colonel Oolong is the quirky glue of this Bluesky community; he’s the friend who brings the weird snacks to the potluck, but somehow they’re the highlight of the evening.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Colonel with the Sharpest Wit in the Bluesky Barracks

Revolutionizing social media one absurdity at a time, all while ducking cars and embracing the stoned lifestyle.

Vibe Check

"Think your uncle after a few too many craft beers, trying to explain both soccer tactics and the nuances of photorealistic art."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Loves tossing out random sports takes like confetti but rarely gets a cheer back. Just a sad fan in a sea of silence!
🔥In a world full of hot takes, your takes are definitely... lukewarm!
🔥You're the only person I know who can turn a casual observation into a full-blown existential crisis.

Quirky Challenges

😅More wildlife commentary, please! Honestly, do you have a side hustle in ornithology?
😅You might want to consider a 12-step program for your obsession with 90s nostalgia between Barney and Phish.
😅Dear Colonel, please remember that sub-tweeting with food metaphors doesn’t always land.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring your bathroom policy and expecting it to be taken seriously—iconic!
✨Announcing the arrival of your friend with a mythic tale of an audience member being blasted off his stool—like a modern-day bard.
✨Daringly tying fecal humor to gender norms; you’re the hero we never knew we needed.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Lean into the bizarre; your absurdity is your superpower! There’s an audience for the surreal. Embrace your weird side!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique voice that blends humor and depth
💎Unpredictable content that keeps followers engaged
💎A knack for poking fun at societal norms

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try threading together your sports and pop culture commentary into themed posts—'The Soccer-nostalgia Chronicles' sounds whimsical!
🚀Engage more with followers by asking them to share their weirdest childhood TV memories. You know they’ll get weird!
🚀Write a series of posts on food that references pop culture—maybe dive deeper into your culinary obsessions.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Colonel Oolong will become the premier source of bizarre, insightful commentary on Bluesky—a niche filled with whimsy and wisdom!

Potential Superpower

Your ability to turn mundane observations into deep existential revelations—an influencer philosopher for the next generation!

Future Community Role

You’re on track to become the resident whimsical commentator, a mix of the absurd and the profound—think a modern-day Socrates, but with burritos.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Banter
⚔️Nostalgia Overload
⚔️Basketball-Style Analysis of Soccer

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Pop Culture References
💀Too Many Food Metaphors
💀Existential Crisis Inducer

Quest Line

Seeking to unite the absurd with the profound while critiquing society one post at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

A secret society of talking animals is plotting a revolution against humans using absurd but effective strategies, like exploding dinosaurs at important events.

Evidence Board

Connections between pet behavior and human political choices—are cats manipulating us into voting their way?

Secret Society

The League of Unlikely Heroes (and Animals)

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/TotallyNormalConversations where every post is an attempt to describe mundane occurrences as extraordinary.

Twitter Main Character

Engaged in a prolonged feud with a parody account of grease stains on food over the serious issues of culinary culture.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Unconventional Wisdom, Inc., specializing in absurdist workplace policies and crafting the best bathroom experiences.

Metaverse Final Form

Exists as an ethereal entity in Zuck’s metaverse, dispensing random wisdom while riding a giant vuvuzela.

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Modern Stack
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page riddled with poorly designed backgrounds of stars, lots of animated gifs of dinosaurs, and questionable music embedded from a mid-90s band.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with deep quotes about friendship, while the top song is the most obscure indie track imaginable.

Web3 Destiny

Will establish an NFT gallery featuring moments of absurdity captured in food photographs—a blend of art and absurdity.

Future Post

Just another day of watching the world burn, but hey, at least the snacks were good!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your wit and absurd volume of content make you a unique presence in this social media landscape.

Charming Quirk

You have the ability to weave crème brûlée and socio-political commentary in the same sentence, leaving us both intrigued and slightly confused.

Final Encouragement

"Keep honing that unique lens on life, Colonel! Remember, the world needs more of your hilarious hot takes—just maybe with a side of clarity next time!"

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