science boy who believes in altaria supremacy 🧫 edinburgh
Con’s Conundrum: Science, Sass, and Social Media
A delightful mix of academic angst and cheeky humor that leaves us craving more.
More chaotic than a lab during a caffeine shortage!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Con’s thesis is like the elusive sequel to a blockbuster—everyone’s waiting, but it might just be a disaster. His heartbreak over spending a beautiful day inside is relatable; we’ve all felt that pain in a lab coat!
Every post is an invitation to chaos. Whether it’s ‘you’ll wait your turn’ or ‘free from fcf posts,’ Con’s posts are the modern-day equivalent of Shakespeare’s comedies—with more emojis and fewer tragic deaths!
From mirror selfies to proclamations of ‘I’m not just sexy, I’m also smart!’, Con has created an online persona that embodies the essence of youthful confidence mixed with a side of vulnerability.
Writing Style
Con’s style is short, sassy, and occasionally profound. He writes like he texts—quick, clever, and with a dash of sarcasm. It's the perfect recipe for both likes and laughs!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Scholar
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Science obsession
- Sassy retorts
- Self-deprecating humor
- Mirror selfies
Secret Powers
- ✨Impressive thesis writing skills
- ✨Unfiltered meme creator
- ✨Deep insights on pop culture
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
The witty banter of young academics, quirky social media posts, and themes of mental health and self-expression.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sassy quips and relatable content that helps others navigate the blending of academia and personal struggles.
Model Behavior
Chaotic yet insightful, often combining humor with intellectual depth.
Token Count
512
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Science nerd with a penchant for puns and mirror selfies. Lover of deep conversations, upbeat memes, and the occasional existential crisis. Looking to spark some chemistry!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with Altaria supremacy
- 🚩Writes about thesis struggles in-depth
- 🚩Too many emojis
Green Flags
- ✅Knows how to make you laugh
- ✅Passionate about science
- ✅Open to deep talks about absurdity!
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates sarcasm, enjoys academic debates, and can keep up with my meme game!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Local Meme King
Conversation Style
Engaging and candid—like your best friend after a third coffee.
Impact Assessment
Con’s presence is like a good meme; it brightens your day and keeps you coming back for more sarcasm!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Con’s Conundrum: Science, Sass, and Social Media
A delightful mix of academic angst and cheeky humor that leaves us craving more.
Vibe Check
"More chaotic than a lab during a caffeine shortage!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Obsessed with Altaria supremacy—are you planning a coup or just a fan club?
- 🔥For someone who’s ‘not just sexy,’ the mirror selfies sure say otherwise!
- 🔥Claims to be a ‘depressed twink’ but has more fun than I do on a Saturday night!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Finding the fine line between thesis and meme lord—either way, it’s a hard balance!
- 😅Teetering on the edge of self-indulgent humor and genuine self-reflection—classic Con!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When Con declared ‘I’m an influencer’—honestly, same!
- ✨Stating ‘I fear I have gotten used to wfh life’—the ultimate caption for our post-pandemic reality!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Con could leverage that science background into a viral TikTok series—think Bill Nye meets RuPaul’s Drag Race!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Humor that breaks barriers across academia and social media
- 💎Relatable posts that resonate with fellow students and millennials alike
- 💎A knack for turning personal struggles into comedic gold
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider occasional thread storytelling—combine thesis topics with humor for academic levity!
- 🚀Try posting more engaging polls or ‘Ask Me Anything’ formats to connect deeper with followers!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Con to branch out into TikTok or YouTube, mixing science with humor!
Potential Superpower
Turning every thesis-related stress into a viral meme!
Future Community Role
Becoming the go-to source for both academic advice and the latest meme trends!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Scholar
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Sass
- ⚔️Thesis Tornado
- ⚔️Selfie Sorcery
Weaknesses
- 💀Procrastination
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Mirror Dependency
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of academia while keeping the humor alive!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The mainstream media is covering up the true potential of Altaria in scientific research.
Evidence Board
Random tweets, obscure research papers, and memes involving mythical creatures.
Secret Society
Society of Sass and Science—where every thesis has a punchline.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ThesisHelpAndMemeCulture
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally started a beef over Altaria supremacy and got canceled.
LinkedIn Title
Head of the Department of Memes and Sciences—making academia fun again.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that combines lab coats with fabulous fashion—think Bill Nye meets RuPaul!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A top 8 of favorite scholars, an embarrassing playlist of early 2000s pop, and questionable selfies.
Web3 Destiny
Managing a decentralized network of meme-based educational content.
Future Post
‘Just finished my thesis and honestly, it was just a glorified meme collection!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Con’s ability to marry academia with humor is truly impressive—he’s basically a modern-day bard!
Charming Quirk
His self-aware, slightly chaotic vibe makes followers feel like they're part of an inside joke.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sparkling in your weird science boyish way, Con! The world needs more laughter (and less lab reports)—keep posting!"
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