Connie’s pursuit of UX gigs reads like a tragic comedy—equal parts ‘please hire me’ and ‘isn’t this audition for a sitcom?’ Passion meter hits 85% as she simultaneously channels ‘just keep swimming’ and ‘send help’ vibes.

With more shoulders than a Kardashian reunion, Connie’s rants on accessibility are both fiery and necessary—when she talks, the internet listens. Passion level? Off the charts at 95%.

The amount of enthusiasm Connie has for drag queens rivals that of a toddler with a new crayon box. Every post about drag is a love letter, making it clear she’d trade her best design for a backstage pass to RuPaul’s next show. Passion? Solid 90%.

Food posts are sprinkled in like someone’s gut feeling at a potluck—occasionally delightful, sometimes questionable, but never boring. The fiery enthusiasm clocks in at a steady 80%.