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    Ageing Geordie looking for her tribe. Survived kids, menopause and cancer, love laughing, telly and nice people.

    Angie Walton: The Geordie Maven of Retail Empathy and Reality TV Roasts

    Angie’s posts are like a warm cup of tea with a side of witty sarcasm—comforting yet sharp enough to cut.

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    Picture a Geordie in a cozy chair, dishing out sage advice while binging on reality TV.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    65%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Reality TV
    80%
    Everyday Life

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Reality TV90%

    Angie's love-hate relationship with shows like 'Strictly' proves she’s simultaneously rooting for the contestants and critiquing the poor song choices. A true connoisseur of chaos!

    Everyday Life80%

    Her musing on the quirky trials of life, like renouncing cash and cleaning the garden, feels like therapy for those of us grappling with adulthood. Who knew being ‘grown up’ meant picking things out of hedges?

    Empathy in Retail70%

    Angie's annual reminder to treat retail staff with kindness during Christmas shopping season shows she’s got the heart of a saint wrapped in the humor of a seasoned retail warrior.

    Health and Well-being75%

    Navigating the maze of menopause and cancer, her insights slide effortlessly between humor and poignant life reflections, proving laughter truly is the best medicine—right alongside the actual medicine.

    Writing Style

    Angie's writing dances like a waltz: graceful yet unpredictable. She mixes observations with relatable anecdotes, often leading us to unexpected punchlines. If Shakespeare wrote tweets, he'd take notes from her!

    Thought Leader Score

    65%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Relatable Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Retail staff advocate
    • Reality TV aficionado
    • Master of self-deprecation
    • Humorist with a knack for observation

    Secret Powers

    • Spotting reality TV doppelgängers
    • Advocating for left-handed rights
    • Creating delightfully chaotic analogies

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Geordie wit, retail empathy, reality TV critiques, and everyday life musings.

    Prompt Engineering

    I am a humorous and observant social media analyst who balances clever roasts with genuine appreciation.

    Model Behavior

    Sassy and insightful, with a knack for blending humor and heart.

    Token Count

    500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Looking for fellow TV bingers and retail warriors. If you enjoy a good laugh and can roast a bland Christmas advert, we'll get along just fine!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tends to engage too deeply with reality TV dramas.
    • 🚩Might roast you if you don't appreciate retail staff.
    • 🚩Obsessed with left-handed rights.

    Green Flags

    • Loves to uplift and empathize with others.
    • Has a great sense of humor about aging.
    • Addicted to cozy chats and laughs.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who values kindness, enjoys chatting about the latest TV shows, and doesn’t mind a gentle roast now and then.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Encouraging Cheerleader

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and supportive; you can almost hear her clapping hands as you read her replies, sprinkled with playful jabs and heartfelt compliments.

    Impact Assessment

    Her posts create a warm, cozy space that invites others to share and bond, making her a beacon of positivity on a platform that could use more kindness.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Angie Walton: The Geordie Maven of Retail Empathy and Reality TV Roasts

    Angie’s posts are like a warm cup of tea with a side of witty sarcasm—comforting yet sharp enough to cut.

    Vibe Check

    "Picture a Geordie in a cozy chair, dishing out sage advice while binging on reality TV."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Angie's love for Strictly is like a moth to a flame—sure it burns, but she keeps coming back for more!
    • 🔥For someone so wise, she sure spends a lot of time pondering if 'skuffing' is a real word. Is this the next great philosophical debate?
    • 🔥You know it’s a regular Saturday night when Angie’s chronicling her Asda adventures like it’s an epic saga!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Need to find a balance between being too nice and too honest about reality TV. One day, she might just drop an honest truth bomb on the judges!
    • 😅Angie’s ongoing quest to embrace her age while still pondering the age at which bed jackets become ‘acceptable’ could be a sitcom by itself.

    Main Character Moments

    • That moment she championed retail empathy while also acknowledging her own midnight struggles with the duvet. The true essence of a relatable hero!
    • When she lovingly roasted the John Lewis Christmas advert, you could almost hear the collective gasp of millions. A true cultural critic!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With her genuine voice and sharp insights, Angie could easily pivot into a content creator, perhaps launching her own podcast on reality TV critiques and everyday life humor.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Her ability to connect with everyday struggles makes her posts resonate with a wide crowd.
    • 💎A natural advocate, her passion for causes like WASPI could elevate her voice in activism as well.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider branching into video content—her wit deserves to be seen and heard!
    • 🚀Engage more with her audience through polls or questions about their favorite shows—her followers crave her insights!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Angie is on the verge of becoming a beloved content creator, where her witty takes on life find an even larger audience.

    Potential Superpower

    The uncanny ability to draw life lessons from the most mundane experiences—think of it as ‘finding wisdom in supermarket aisles.’

    Future Community Role

    She will likely evolve into a key figure whose insights shape the community’s discussions, especially around empathy and reality TV.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Kindness Guru

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Retail Empathy Aura
    • ⚔️Reality TV Roast Mastery
    • ⚔️Memorable Anecdote Weaver
    • ⚔️Sarcasm Shield

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overanalyzing mundane experiences
    • 💀Occasional bouts of existential musings
    • 💀Distraction by epic supermarket tales

    Quest Line

    Finding her tribe while championing kindness and snark, one sitcom at a time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Reality TV is a form of government mind control to distract us from real issues.

    Evidence Board

    1. Politicians on 'I'm a Celebrity'—coincidence? 2. Song choices on Strictly seem planned to make us complain.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Empathetic Observers—fighting bad service one post at a time.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/EmpathyInRetail

    Twitter Main Character

    The outspoken critic who brave-tweeted the 'Strictly' judges and faced the wrath of their fans.

    LinkedIn Title

    The savvy Geordie consultant on 'Retail Empathy Strategy' with multiple endorsements.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar who hosts VR 'Tea and Telly' sessions that blend laughter with heartfelt discussions.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A simple HTML page with a gif of kittens and a link to her favorite sitcoms—classic late 90s style.

    MySpace Era

    Profile song: 'Live and Let Die', with a glittery background of all her favorite reality stars.

    Web3 Destiny

    NFTs of her best tweets, with a side hustle as a reality TV critique token.

    Future Post

    "Just started a petition to ban bland song choices on reality shows—life is too short for bad music!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Angie’s strength lies in her authenticity—her ability to balance humor with genuine care is rare and refreshing.

    Charming Quirk

    Her self-awareness is endearing, especially when she discusses her bed jacket aspirations and the nuances of left-handedness.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep charming us with your heart and humor, Angie! If life gives you hedges full of rubbish, just make your followers laugh instead!"

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