cooleyad.bsky.social

@cooleyad.bsky.social

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191

Posts

Following

357

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Joined

Nov 12, 2023

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

Putting off the switch to here from the other place was a mistake, I think

Cooleyad: Bluesky's Chronicler of Chaos and Chuckles

Navigating the wild seas of sports, politics, and unexpected hilarity.

Imagine your most sarcastic friend live-tweeting the end of the world while drooling over a bakery’s baguette.

85%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Sports Commentary

80%

Political Satire

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Sports Commentary75%

From NFL insights to heartfelt anecdotes, Cooleyad serves up sports takes like a five-star chef plating a Michelin meal—sizzling and slightly uncertain.

Political Satire80%

With the skill of a tightrope walker, they navigate political discourse, balancing humor and critique with the grace of a swan on roller skates.

Pop Culture References70%

References fly in like confetti at a parade—unexpected and a little chaotic, but oh-so entertaining, even if you’re not quite sure what’s happening.

Writing Style

Mixing brevity with punchlines, Cooleyad's tweets are like espresso shots—short, bold, and leave you wondering whether to laugh or cringe.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Observational Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

A sharp wit sharper than a sushi chef's knife
Sarcastic commentary on cultural and societal issues
An unyielding passion for sports mixed with comedy

Secret Powers

✨Spotting absurdities in everyday life
✨Crafting biting sarcasm from mundane topics
✨Predicting the next big cultural cringe moment

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of sports commentary, political satire, pop culture references, and the occasional existential crisis.

Prompt Engineering

Create humorous observations on sports and societal trends while maintaining a snarky undertone.

Model Behavior

Like a blend of GPT-4 and a stand-up comedian who's just had three espressos.

Token Count

1234

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Sarcastic commentator who loves sports and political absurdity. Can turn any topic into a punchline and believes every tweet is a new chance to make you chuckle."

Red Flags

🚩Tends to go silent for long stretches—like a cat ignoring you when you need them most.
🚩Posts can oscillate between brilliance and crickets—surprises not always welcome!

Green Flags

✅Crafts hilariously profound observations.
✅Loves sports almost as much as they love making fun of them.

Perfect Match

A fellow observer who appreciates humor, wit, and can debate sports stats while laughing.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Sarcastic Sports Analyst

Conversation Style

Engaging and observational, as if they’re narrating a documentary where the subjects are unaware they’re being filmed.

Impact Assessment

With replies that spark discussion, they contribute to Bluesky’s vibe like hot sauce on a bland meal—unexpectedly delightful and leaving you wanting more.

TL;DR Version⚡

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Cooleyad: Bluesky's Chronicler of Chaos and Chuckles

Navigating the wild seas of sports, politics, and unexpected hilarity.

Vibe Check

"Imagine your most sarcastic friend live-tweeting the end of the world while drooling over a bakery’s baguette."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Turns political rants into Olympic-level comedy—too bad they didn’t bring home the gold!
🔥One tweet had so few likes it could start a small support group.
🔥Their posts can sometimes feel like a long drive with no playlist—when will the good stuff start?

Quirky Challenges

😅Uses the word "woof" with alarming frequency—was that a tweet or a dog bark?
😅Sometimes goes silent like a mime at an improv class—let the words flow, my friend!
😅Posts seem to have a life of their own, appearing with the same frequency as my motivation to exercise.

Main Character Moments

✨When they posted about the neo-Nazis, the internet collectively gasped—'Did you really just say that?'
✨The heartfelt jeep story? Like a Hallmark movie but with a plot twist of parking fees.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Could channel their snark into a newsletter—Cooleyad: The Definitive Guide to Witty Observations!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and insight that resonates with followers.
💎Knows how to make even the dullest topics entertaining—like turning broccoli into gourmet cuisine.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Explore longer threads to unpack thoughts—your wit deserves the stage!
🚀Use trending topics to launch into hilarity—it’s like free real estate!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Will evolve into the Bluesky's version of a late-night host, complete with a virtual desk and comedic monologues.

Potential Superpower

Turning mundane events into Twitter gold with just a dash of sarcasm.

Future Community Role

The relentless spirit of commentary that challenges the status quo, like a modern-day Socrates, but with more memes.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Observational Comedian

Special Abilities

⚔️Wit that slices through silence
⚔️Political satire that doubles as a roast
⚔️Insightful sports commentary with a chuckle

Weaknesses

💀Overusing the word 'woof'
💀Sudden bouts of tweet silence
💀Occasional posts that miss the mark

Quest Line

Chronicling the absurdities of life while dodging the mundane.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Heavens Gate was merely a cover-up by elite celebrities to distract from a secret donut cult.

Evidence Board

Social media trends, celebrity diets, and missing pastries from local bakeries while filming 'The Room'.

Secret Society

The League of Sarcastic Observers—uniting those who can see through the nonsense.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SarcasticSports

Twitter Main Character

The one who tweets about the downfall of reality TV while still watching it religiously.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Snark & Giggles, Inc., specializing in making critical political commentary palatable.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic avatar hosting a late night talk show in a virtual bar, pouring virtual cocktails and roasting the audience.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities masterpiece with gifs of cats and a sketchy guestbook that always crashes.

MySpace Era

Custom music playing while ranting about the end of civilization in a top-eight profile.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a token called 'Sarcashares,' rewarding followers for witty retorts and ironic memes.

Future Post

"2025: Still figuring out if the Wi-Fi is a conspiracy or just a really bad service provider."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their observational humor is razor-sharp and relatable—a true gift in the age of noise.

Charming Quirk

They can shift on a dime from profound to absurd—like a circus acrobat with a PhD.

Final Encouragement

"Keep flicking those comedic darts, Cooleyad! The world needs your humor—plus, there's always more internet chaos to dissect."

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!