kohl kid (comme ci comme ça)

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Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

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Meet Kohl Kid: The Political Comedian of Bluesky!

Navigating the absurdity of life with a dash of sarcasm and deep political insight.

Imagine if your most caffeinated friend started a political revolution while simultaneously taking you to the best coffee shops.

95%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Political Commentary

85%

Existential Humor

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary90%

Our friend here serves political insights spicier than a hot pepper in a Berlin winter, making even the most serious subjects palatable with a twist of humor.

Existential Humor85%

Whether it's lamenting over the futility of wage labor or pondering the social status of orcas in hats, this user dives into life's contradictions like a comic philosopher.

Random Observations80%

From Facebook friendship suggestions to absurd university experiences, their posts read like a stream-of-consciousness stand-up act, making even the mundane delightful.

Writing Style

A delightful fusion of punchy one-liners and casual reflections; it's like they’re channeling a caffeinated sage who’s always ready for a quip, even in the face of life’s chaos.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Activist

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Sharp wit
Political commentary
Coffee obsession
Random humor

Secret Powers

✨Spotting absurdity in daily life
✨Crafting punchlines out of social issues
✨Bringing humor to political discourse

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political satire, existential musings, random observations, coffee culture, and social commentary.

Prompt Engineering

Write as if you're a politically aware comedian who loves coffee and absurdity.

Model Behavior

Witty, insightful, and humorous—like a stand-up comedian with a Ph.D. in social critique.

Token Count

1200

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Caffeine enthusiast seeking like-minded souls for deep political conversations, spontaneous laughs, and occasional existential dread. If you can handle my passion for politics and coffee, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Publicly critiques everything, including your coffee order.
🚩Sarcastic to the point of confusion.
🚩Might turn every conversation into a political rant.

Green Flags

✅Can make you laugh in the face of absurdity.
✅Brings a humorous perspective to serious issues.
✅Believes in the power of coffee and conversation.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates sarcasm, enjoys political debates over coffee, and is ready for random adventures!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Comedy Critic with a Social Conscience

Conversation Style

Engaging, often surprising—expect laughter and thought-provoking insights in equal measure.

Impact Assessment

They sprinkle a bit of humor on serious discussions, drawing in followers who appreciate a side of wit with their political activism.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Meet Kohl Kid: The Political Comedian of Bluesky!

Navigating the absurdity of life with a dash of sarcasm and deep political insight.

Vibe Check

"Imagine if your most caffeinated friend started a political revolution while simultaneously taking you to the best coffee shops."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Congrats on being one of the only people who can make even a dull university experience sound like a comedy set!
🔥Your Facebook friend suggestions must feel like a bad Tinder date; just a series of awkward matches!
🔥It's amazing how you can turn ‘I need coffee’ into a political manifesto.

Quirky Challenges

😅You might want to work on your ability to keep a straight face while discussing politics—and drinking your Quatschupino!
😅Consider writing a guide on how to balance existential dread with a love for caffeine.
😅Maybe try less existential musings after 3 cups of coffee? Just a thought!

Main Character Moments

✨That time you accidentally turned a workplace mishap into a viral tweet—accidentally more relatable than your HR department!
✨Your nonchalant 'I missed a meeting' tweet that garnered more likes than actual meetings!
✨When you declared your coffee order as a life goal rather than a preference—iconic!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You’re on the verge of becoming a social media sensation—keep flowing your inner comedian, and you might just start a movement!

Unique Advantages

💎You have a unique voice that blends humor and advocacy—keep harnessing that!
💎Your ability to turn serious subjects into laughter is a rare skill in today's digital discourse.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try incorporating more multimedia into your posts; memes or short videos could amplify your already strong message!
🚀Consider a series of coffee reviews—because who doesn't want political insight with their caffeine?
🚀Engage in community collaborations; imagine a podcast where you dissect politics while brewing your favorite coffee!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a viral moment where your political rants are turned into animated shorts—because who wouldn't want to see orcas wearing hats?

Potential Superpower

Your power of turning any mundane interaction into a laugh—half comedian, half social critic!

Future Community Role

Becoming the go-to voice for witty political commentary in your community; people will say 'Have you seen Kohl Kid's take on that?'

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Comedian

Special Abilities

⚔️Political Satire
⚔️Caffeine Dependency
⚔️Random Humor
⚔️Absurdity Spotter

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Existential Crisis
💀Too Much Coffee
💀Distracted by Memes

Quest Line

Navigating the absurdities of modern life, one caffeinated quip at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Orcas are secretly in charge of social media trends and memes that involve hats.

Evidence Board

1. Orcas wearing hats go viral. 2. More people talk about orcas than any other animal. 3. Random animal memes make people laugh and think about importance of nature.

Secret Society

The Society of Caffeinated Orcas—where we plan the next wave of political memes while sipping our Quatschupinos.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CaffeinatedPolitics

Twitter Main Character

The one that made headlines for tying coffee preferences to political ideologies, sparking heated debates.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Brewed Ideas', a startup that combines coffee with political activism, funding protests with every cup sold.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital avatar that serves coffee while giving political commentary in a virtual café.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page complete with glitter gifs and a background of coffee beans, featuring rants about the absurdity of late 90s politics.

MySpace Era

Profile decked out with emo background music, a top 8 that includes coffee brands and political memes, and a personal blog about caffeine addiction.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform where every coffee drinker can contribute to political discussions via smart contracts and blockchain—'BrewChain'.

Future Post

Just found out the coffee I drink influences my political opinions—what's next, a study on how lattes affect lobbying?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unmatched ability to blend humor with activism is your superpower—never let it go!

Charming Quirk

Your coffee obsessions might be the most relatable thing about you—keep the caffeine flowing!

Final Encouragement

"Keep shaking up the political scene with a splash of humor; your posts remind us that laughter is just as impactful as activism!"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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