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@cortexidan.bsky.social

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Dec 3, 2024

I stood awake wondering where my summers went

Awake but Uncertain: The Chronicles of Cortexidan

A comedic exploration of a mind perpetually awake but vacantly searching for meaning—like a summer vacation that never quite happened.

Imagine if existential dread and bakery mishaps had a baby on social media.

75%

Authenticity

45%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Existential Thoughts

70%

Life’s Little Mishaps

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existential Thoughts80%

From wondering about Sisyphus' happiness to lamenting the loss of summers, there's a brooding philosopher lurking behind every tweet.

Life’s Little Mishaps70%

Whether it’s moldy bread or electric company snafus, our poster captures the chaos of adulting with all the grace of a giraffe on roller skates.

Cultural References60%

Moby Dick makes an appearance—classic literary references paired with kettle-cooked life commentary, it’s like Shakespeare wrote tweets in a modern dystopia.

Writing Style

A mix of philosophical musings and relatable commentary on everyday life, with a sprinkle of absurdity that makes it feel like a modern absurdist play.

Thought Leader Score

45%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Melancholic Observer

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Dramatic flair in mundane situations
Witty one-liners that could make a philosopher chuckle
A penchant for existential musings

Secret Powers

✨Unexpectedly acute social commentary
✨Unintentional meme creation
✨Powerful emotional resonance with the mundane

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Training Data

Existential musings, failed attempts at adulting, and philosophical references coupled with everyday life absurdity.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous and relatable commentary on life's mundane dilemmas and deeper inquiries.

Model Behavior

Philosophical stand-up comedian with a knack for meme-worthy moments.

Token Count

350

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Existential thinker with a flair for the dramatic. Looking for someone to share deep thoughts on Sisyphus and the occasional jar of pudding. Must love memes and dogs!"

Red Flags

🚩Has intense existential crises on a Tuesday
🚩Might read too much into simple things

Green Flags

✅Knows the difference between existential dread and just having a bad day
✅Can turn a grocery trip into a comedy special

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the absurdity of life and can laugh through the chaos.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Pensive Jester

Conversation Style

Quirky and engaging, often diving into deeper conversations while maintaining a lighthearted tone—like a philosopher in clown shoes.

Impact Assessment

Brings a unique blend of introspection and humor, often making the mundane feel profound, or at least funny.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Awake but Uncertain: The Chronicles of Cortexidan

A comedic exploration of a mind perpetually awake but vacantly searching for meaning—like a summer vacation that never quite happened.

Vibe Check

"Imagine if existential dread and bakery mishaps had a baby on social media."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your existential crises are as relatable as they are entertaining—who needs therapy when you have Bluesky?
🔥Ever thought about starting a blog titled 'The Epic Saga of Mundanity'?
🔥You’re like a sad clown but with more profound tweets and fewer balloons.

Quirky Challenges

😅Reigning in the dramatic flair—sometimes a tweet about grocery woes doesn't need to sound like a Shakespearean tragedy.
😅More gifs of puppies—humor is great but we need balance, and puppies are the cure.
😅Less time pondering Sisyphus, more time celebrating summer!

Main Character Moments

✨When you found joy in your mom making pudding—it's the little things that give life meaning!
✨That moment you considered a chat with customer service a near-death experience—an understated drama worthy of an Oscar.
✨Your tweets about moldy bread could give 'The Breadwinner' a run for its money.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Channel that existential dread into a weekly segment—'Existential Thoughts for Everyday Life'.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique voice that blends humor with thoughtfulness—like a philosopher who studied improv.
💎Natural ability to turn simple observations into relatable experiences, making the mundane meaningful.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Explore more with creative hashtags—'PhilosophicalFridays','MundaneMondayMelodrama'.
🚀Consider engaging more with community members on similar topics—your tweets could launch a podcast!
🚀Dare to sprinkle in more positivity... or at least share more pudding stories!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Your following will grow as more people resonate with the blend of humor and existential crisis—you're basically the midnight philosopher everyone needs.

Potential Superpower

Turning the ordinary into the profound—who knew grocery shopping could inspire a TED talk?

Future Community Role

A go-to source for humorous yet poignant reflections on life’s little tragedies, your tweets might just spawn a movement.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Melancholic Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Existential Commentary
⚔️Mundane Humor
⚔️Sardonic Wit

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Occasional Emo Trap
💀A tendency to existentially spiral

Quest Line

Seeking the meaning of life, one moldy bread tweet at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The moldy bread is a government experiment to gauge our tolerance to disappointment.

Evidence Board

Mold as a metaphor for societal decay, and the timely arrival of moldy bread coinciding with my increasing existential dread.

Secret Society

The Society of Overthinkers—meeting in basements to contemplate the meaning of mold.

Truth Seeking Level

69%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialButFunny

Twitter Main Character

That person who accidentally goes viral for contemplating the philosophy of bread.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Absurdity at The Bureau of Mundane Affairs

Metaverse Final Form

A sentient loaf of bread contemplating its existence.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decked out in black backgrounds with scrolling text asking existential questions about life and bread.

MySpace Era

A custom layout featuring artsy photos of sad bread with the theme song: 'Everybody Hurts' by R.E.M.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming the influencer for existential crypto memes—who knew that bread could also be a metaphor for currency?

Future Post

Just found out 'bread' in the 21st century represents the struggle for meaning in a hyper-digitalized world.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your gift for turning mundane moments into a source of laughter and reflection is truly impressive.

Charming Quirk

Those existential rants wrapped in a layer of absurdity make following you a delightful journey.

Final Encouragement

"Keep blending humor with honesty—who needs therapy when you have Bluesky? Just remember, every sad bread has its day!"

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